🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Half of her fridge and groceries consist of sauces and dips, bitch I thought you were a dry gorl?
 
Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
LOL, she can't even handle a flight for 30 minutes a flight from New York to Greece is 10 hours and not including switching flights. The bitch doesn't even have a passport so has no urge to travel at all. She would be the dumb bitch too who bought first-class screaming at movies like a retard too. I am glad Amber would never fly because those poor passengers would have their senses assaulted.
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I was last weekend on a flight on a 737 Max. The area in from of the toilet was not bigger than 16” x 16”. A normal person would have difficulty turning around. Amber would not be able to even enter to lavatory. She is not flight anywhere.
 
FupaCitySheriff said:
--From the Becky thread---
The Thumb is getting a neurologist.
How long before Fatty gets one,, I wonder?
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Hamber needs a dietitian a helluva lot more than she needs a neurologist. But that's our heffalump - she gets what she  wants, not what she needs.
 
Still mourning the loss of the Hoof & Ankle thread, but here's another one for y'all. Yes, I stole it (thanks Reddit), IDGAF.

What do we have here?
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ENHANCE!

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The mind boggles.
 
I wonder if Amber (and Other Youtubers) are going to start getting more and more hate and unsubscribings over luxury hauls as gas prices rise and inflation increases?

I can't imagine spending all day scared about how I'm going to be able to pay my bills or feed my kids, then watching some fatass unbox overpriced Amazon shit or load up a cart at the grocery store while waddling around with decades of overconsumption enveloping their skeleton.

Visible gluttony.

You can lie to most people about donating to charity but good luck hiding that Body By Ben&Jerry.
 
dfranki723 said:
Come on my guy, she's always been a spiteful cunt, she just doesn't care about the facade anymore. It's too much effort to uphold.

Can we really expect the laziest sack of shit to continually play nice on camera? Fatty could barely manage it before, she has zero chance of putting on a believable ''nice gorl'' performance.
Genuine question, were you keeping up with the livestream era? Those streams were far nastier than the mild ''boss bitch'' shit she's putting out currently.
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The livestreams really did show Big Ham's real, true self - the one she keeps bitching about people "not seeing" these days, in her little utopian lovenest with the "gf" Thanks, Hamber, we've seen the real you, and your performative house-playing ain't it.

mekalekahi said:
Explorerlynn. Don’t get blisters like with pride.View attachment 3343222

Waiting for someone to post a pic of amber in a scooter like they did last year when she was at Kroger with Becky.
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P.s she claims her and jade banged yesterday
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She doesn't know jack shit about Greece. She probably watched Mamma Mia or Before Midnight and thinks that's it. Or she found out - again, through some movie making idiotic jokes about it - that there's an island called Lesbos, and obviously it's the respnsibility of every lesbean to go there at least once in their lives, like a muslim hajj.

FupaCitySheriff said:
Athens here we come, Boo Boo !!!!!!
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She'd book the tickets and they'd wind up in Athens, GA. "Oh nooooooooo! Bay-buh! I used the wrong listing!"

8008135 said:
Still mourning the loss of the Hoof & Ankle thread, but here's another one for y'all. Yes, I stole it (thanks Reddit), IDGAF.

What do we have here?
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ENHANCE!

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The mind boggles.
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People wonder why she walks with her toes pointing out. There's your answer. There will come a day when she's forced to walk on the sides f her feet because of the lymphadema sleeve forcing her feet so far out of their normal plane that there's just no way to continue to twist them outward as she does now. Her knees,ankles, and feet hurt now - don't even try to gaslight people into thinking your joints are all pain-free, bitch -and it will be magnitudes worse then. Unless the beetus claims her feet or even A foot before that time, of course. We all know that if she has a foot chopped off, it's game over for her walking waddling.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
I was last weekend on a flight on a 737 Max. The area in from of the toilet was not bigger than 16” x 16”. A normal person would have difficulty turning around. Amber would not be able to even enter to lavatory. She is not flight anywhere.
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Bruh forget the toilet. Her ass won’t even fit through the aisle. Not even sideways.

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Her wanting to go to Greece makes me laugh. Everything is hilly, narrow and uneven. For her, everything would be impassable, and that would be the easy part. What they don’t tell you in the movies, is that the place is hotter than hell in summer. If you like temperature like 40C, Greece is for you.

Everything is aspirational. Maybe she should talk to Rick Steve for advice.
 
I've got sucked into Amber's gravitational pull again, lurked for days, and I cannot stay silent regarding the spreadable brie a few pages ago. Gimme hats, that cheese thing made my french ass MATI. It's wrong on many levels.
- Why did she eat cheese with crisps ? Can't she legitimately eat anything without adding processed junk ? She bought spreadable cheese and couldn't get bread ?
- Why buy "brie cheese wedges" when you can buy actual Brie ? Can 'murican people tell me if brie is hard to find over there ?

- Why did the people at Président decide to make those wedges ? I didn't even know this shit existed and had to check, it's basically just cream cheese (like the laughing cow) with "brie flavour". Never in my life have I seen it in stores here, so I can't help but wonder if this decision was motivated by something like "make cheese with less taste so the USA will like and buy it".

Anyway, hello gorls it's nice to read y'all again
 
Wonky Eye said:
- Why buy "brie cheese wedges" when you can buy actual Brie ? Can 'murican people tell me if brie is hard to find over there ?
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Brie is available in every grocery store I have been to. Sure, it's not made from raw milk like it is in Francylvania, but it is brie nonetheless.

I just want her to discover why brie is runny lol.
 
Wonky Eye said:
I've got sucked into Amber's gravitational pull again, lurked for days, and I cannot stay silent regarding the spreadable brie a few pages ago. Gimme hats, that cheese thing made my french ass MATI. It's wrong on many levels.
- Why did she eat cheese with crisps ? Can't she legitimately eat anything without adding processed junk ? She bought spreadable cheese and couldn't get bread ?
- Why buy "brie cheese wedges" when you can buy actual Brie ? Can 'murican people tell me if brie is hard to find over there ?

- Why did the people at Président decide to make those wedges ? I didn't even know this shit existed and had to check, it's basically just cream cheese (like the laughing cow) with "brie flavour". Never in my life have I seen it in stores here, so I can't help but wonder if this decision was motivated by something like "make cheese with less taste so the USA will like and buy it".

Anyway, hello gorls it's nice to read y'all again
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Amber is a fat, tasteless consumer extraordinaire - the quintessential american. There is no better person to sound the alarm to alert the world of brie-flavoured spread.

Welcome back! :tomgirl:
 
Literally copying learningtobefearless with that fridge cleaning molment again, just the same as she did with the kitchen drawer organisation nonsense.

 
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