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🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Sweet Kale Chopped Kit - Taylor Farms
Packed with superfoods such as kale, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, radicchio, cranberries and pumpkin seeds, this kit offers a sweet and savory.
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The sweet kale chopped salad kit is pretty darn yummy, it's 700 calories a bag.. NGL, I have had it a few times and even half a bag of this salad kit is plenty for a filling meal. It has a little packet of doodads like sweetened dried cranberries and pumpkin seeds to dump on it.
There's a coupon on their website if any of you gorls want to try it and post a pic of yourself with it in the FB group. JK
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Sounds shit. Kale is shit, this advert is shit! Take it back to f’book!Sweet Kale Chopped Kit - Taylor Farms
Packed with superfoods such as kale, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, radicchio, cranberries and pumpkin seeds, this kit offers a sweet and savory.
The sweet kale chopped salad kit is pretty darn yummy, it's 700 calories a bag.. NGL, I have had it a few times and even half a bag of this salad kit is plenty for a filling meal. It has a little packet of doodads like sweetened dried cranberries and pumpkin seeds to dump on it.
There's a coupon on their website if any of you gorls want to try it and post a pic of yourself with it in the FB group. JK
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The problem with malignant narcs is that they have no personalities, so - as Big Al does - they have to make up what they think real emotions/personalities are like. I think I mentioned before all that horrid "sexy" acting she does on TikTok is what she believes is what normal people do. This is the same. Oh, the gf is perfect and she loves me and she motivates me and blabh blah blah. No relationship is perfect, and no one is that ideal - unless you're paying them be, and even then if can be iffy. But charades is all she has because she's such a miserable fucking person.
She has the mimic part down.
A bagged salad thing and overdone fish. Truly a five star meal.
"Get you a girlfriend who can cook," she says. No, Big Al. We've seen you cook salmon before. No normal person would kill it a second time by ruining it the way you do. This is all you.
She has said previously that she doesn't really eat meat (as if chicken, turkey, and pork are not meat, but whatever). I'm guessing she doesn't eat red meat in part because it's even more gross overcooked and done to death than all the other meats she eats. That's why she will eat peppered beef jerky: dry, stringy red meat, heavily seasoned.
From my years of watching MSHPL, it's clear to me that most deathfats are picky as hell, and of course, always carb heavy. If there's mat, it's always friend or tossed in some kind of goo or sauce (like orange chicken). Rice, potatoes, other starches? Fried, or lots of butter or sour cream or both. Other veg? Mostly nonexistent or fried (tempura, etc.). Other carbs? They'll have them all: ice cream, candy, processed with salt and sugar and whatever else, junk food - they'll have it all BUT only their particular kinds they want: doughnuts but not bagels, pie but not cake, sushi but not just a piece of fish.
This is how I imagine Big Al winding up if she ever lives alone.
That's last night's fatty from MSHPL, loading up in the back of a van.
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a rare footage of the aftermath of Binge Monster's rampage
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"Get you a girlfriend who can cook"...
Yup, right out of the innate playbook she can't completely hide:
"Bribe, buy, blackmail... people you know or can 'capture' to do everything for you so you can continue your vapid existence of hopping on the Social Media Express, where your biggest effort on any day is opening your eyes.
Yup, right out of the innate playbook she can't completely hide:
"Bribe, buy, blackmail... people you know or can 'capture' to do everything for you so you can continue your vapid existence of hopping on the Social Media Express, where your biggest effort on any day is opening your eyes.
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Come on Amber, film a real mukbang- show us what you actually eat in a day.
She should be getting desperate for more coins since her views are dropping. Wonder how much she’ll degrade herself for yoochube shekels
She should be getting desperate for more coins since her views are dropping. Wonder how much she’ll degrade herself for yoochube shekels
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I see that and I think, That must be what Amber's legs look like. Not pretty, not feminine. Just layers of pink lard rolls.This is how I imagine Big Al winding up if she ever lives alone.
That's last night's fatty from MSHPL, loading up in the back of a van.
All she would have had to do is eat 2,000 calories a day every day to avoid that.
It's a lot of food, but to Amber it just isn't enough. SHE needs more.
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Amber sexy eateen XD
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I'm convinced it's two things: 1) she couldn't cook a good steak to save her life and doesn't want to learn and 2) red meat is a nono in her energy brain because reasons. Our resident queen of nutrition hasn't learned that objectively the difference in calories is pretty minuscule at her size
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I've noticed in a couple of Mookbawngs that Hamber goes crosseyed when she's about to eat her food. This is cultural appropriation and harmful towards Asian people! The Ahegao is a horrific stereotype that's portrayed in pornography! WE MUST STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!
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Like, low carb, or real low carb? She's tried before slicing some carbs off, but that lasts about as long as it takes her to turn off the camera. Really low carb, like keto, she's "afraid of" just like every other goddamned thing in life. She could go ultra low on carbs and last 3-4 months, easy, given what a lardass she is.
She has also said she doesn't "like to touch meat", and I'm thinking maybe she tried cooking a steak at some point and then was skeeved out by the blood when she stabbed the thing with a fork (as she does) instead of using tongs or just picking it up like a normal human being and washing her hands afterwards.
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She says this but filmed herself eating a whole rotisserie chicken with her bare hands.
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1. That salad looks drenched in sauce.
2. Fish is dry how she likes it. Like your personality Amber.
3. "my mental health comes first" - bullshit, money and views do.
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We have to remember that Amber does not like to cook and certainly not to bake. She said numerous time that she cannot follow any recipes. So any cooking she will do will be very basic, like her salmon or her ghastly chili. This is why all that cooking is for show. I am not sure if Amber cooked her Hello Fresh meals. I suspect that Jade cooked them or anything descent. Amber gained all that weight at Christmas because she ordered all her meals.
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Amber was at her most intresting when filtered through Michael B. Petty but he bitched out and now just lurks the farms.
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Micheal B Fatty sucks lmao
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I love that amber overcooked her meat 1 time and water logged her chili once, and continues to pretend that’s how she likes it because she never wants to be wrong or viewed as a bad cook.