🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Dink Fam]

1. How long til ALR makes Wipey quit her job because she works too much and ALR wants 100% dedicated time from her.

2. Because ALR is too lazy to make pre recorded videos, its only a matter of time before she drops Wipeys name on live.

3. if they really don’t want Wipey found out, they aren’t going to be going anywhere out the house together, as people know where ALR lives, shops and eats and she’s highly recognisable in public, and ALR says she often bumps into ”fans”.

4. If ALR had her way, Wipey would be on live with her now. Wipey has something sus about her and doesn’t want to be revealed. Plus is probs embarrassed of being sexually associated with ALR.

5. This relationship will not work long term if Wipey refuses to join ALRs YouTube life.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Unless we get to see Wifey, or Wifey leaves leaving Amber devested her channel is not worth watching - Her live streams are tedious and pointless = there are not even worth watching ironically

Even reaction channels are dropping away now

It is a yawnfest until it is a disaster zone

EDIT: Gramma

 

[A Warm Cup of Covfefe]

Unless we get to see Wifey or Wifey leaves leaving Amber devested her channel is not worth watching - Her live streams are tedious and pointless = there are not even worth watching ironically

Even reaction channels are dropping away now

It is a yawnfest until it is a disaster zone

Which is why I rely on Kiwis to watch the livestreams for me lol

 

[Insulin reid]

1. How long til ALR makes Wipey quit her job because she works too much and ALR wants 100% dedicated time from her.

I don't see this happening. Amber isn't making the money she used to, we all know that. I think wipey is strong enough to just treat her like a dog and snaps her fingers and says 'shush' so amber stops borking from the couch when wipey is working. If she would have the ability to quit her job she would have done so already and been on stream.

2. Because ALR is too lazy to make pre recorded videos, its only a matter of time before she drops Wipeys name on live.

She may accidentally do it cause she's dumb or 'accidentally' do it for views. Either way we will find out, latest will be mid september.

3. if they really don’t want Wipey found out, they aren’t going to be going anywhere out the house together, as people know where ALR lives, shops and eats and she’s highly recognisable in public, and ALR says she often bumps into.

You have a point there. This should be interesting.

4. If ALR had her way, Wipey would be on live with her now. Wipey has something sus about her and doesn’t want to be revealed. Plus is probs embarrassed of being sexually associated with ALR.

True, but amber is so dumb and easily manipulated she probably thinks it's her idea cause she knows best. Wipey said she has dated bigger girls in the past so she's probably a feeder. Wipey pulling Amber's strings is going to be fun to watch.

5. This relationship will not work long term if Wipey refuses to join ALRs YouTube life.

I could see wipey retaining her job and pulling Amber's strings to ensure she gets free room/board and goodies so it's the best of both worlds really. I can also see wipey threatening to leave at the drop of a pen if amber displeased her. I hope wipey gives our overlard some structure and we see changes.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

True, but amber is so dumb and easily manipulated she probably thinks it's her idea cause she knows best. Wipey said she has dated bigger girls in the past so she's probably a feeder. Wipey pulling Amber's strings is going to be fun to watch.

Slight correction: Big Al sys wifey says she has dated "big" girls in the past, but "lezbereal, I'm the biggest".

 

[Kitsunehime]

so...she hides wipey from livestreams and don t go anywhere with her to protect her from being exposed...
doesn t make sense that she let her Troonwife walk Twinkie...i m sure when someone really wanted to find
Wipes then just stand infront of the Apartment till she walks the lil Sausagedog...Twinkie is quite well known...

 

[Fupa Control]

1. How long til ALR makes Wipey quit her job because she works too much and ALR wants 100% dedicated time from her.

plot twist: Wipey is a scientist and Amber starts 'volunteering' by running SETI on her couch laptop.

 

[Pog Mathoin]

I thought it was interesting that in the last livestream when Amberlynn tried to move the camera to film the giant stuffed bear, you could hear Wipey freaking out and (presumably) leaving the room because she feared Amberlynn was going to film her. Of course, Amberlynn protested that she would do no such thing but I am willing to bet that she is going to 'accidentally' live stream Wipey - either because she knows it will bring a bump of money or because she is so pissed at Wipey that she wants to get rid of her.
I'm wondering who she has lined up for her next victim....or will she try and reel Becky back in with some major gaslighting and guilting?

 

[Orion Slave Gorl]

Maybe someone else has already pointed this out, but I had a thought about the bear. Remember the video with Amber, Dusty and Dana in Walmart? Dusty is trying to get Dana's attention to point out the giant teddy bear she apparently got her for VD. Amber of course buts in to make it about her, claiming that Dusty was about to say her name instead of Dana's or something, dumb cunt stuff... anyway, I couldn't help but think that maybe Wifey was trying to win points with Amber by getting her a giant bear like she wanted from Dusty.

Or maybe Amber bought it Wifey to give to her.

 

[Kiwi Kitty]

Maybe someone else has already pointed this out, but I had a thought about the bear. Remember the video with Amber, Dusty and Dana in Walmart? Dusty is trying to get Dana's attention to point out the giant teddy bear she apparently got her for VD. Amber of course buts in to make it about her, claiming that Dusty was about to say her name instead of Dana's or something, dumb cunt stuff... anyway, I couldn't help but think that maybe Wifey was trying to win points with Amber by getting her a giant bear like she wanted from Dusty.

Or maybe Amber bought it Wifey to give to her.

We all know how the gorl loves to make everything about her, and will continuously pine for Dusty even when she's obviously moved on to Dana

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Y'all creating drama around this just gives milk to the cow. She will esplode at some point. Try to cover the small children.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Wifey was trying to win points with Amber by getting her a giant bear like she wanted from Dusty.

Or maybe Amber bought it Wifey to give to her.

OK, that brings another question to my mind: did whichever one just order it from Amazon? They're obviously not leaving the apt.

Nothing says I love you like ordering a generic giant bear (with Prime!) via a couple of clicks from an enormous, faceless corporation.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Maybe someone else has already pointed this out, but I had a thought about the bear. Remember the video with Amber, Dusty and Dana in Walmart? Dusty is trying to get Dana's attention to point out the giant teddy bear she apparently got her for VD. Amber of course buts in to make it about her, claiming that Dusty was about to say her name instead of Dana's or something, dumb cunt stuff... anyway, I couldn't help but think that maybe Wifey was trying to win points with Amber by getting her a giant bear like she wanted from Dusty.

Or maybe Amber bought it Wifey to give to her.

I pray to all the lords above and below that wipey has a nanny cam in that bear and she releases the videos when she is done with her.

ETA - amber said wipey got her something but wouldn't tell her what is was. Was it the bear? Did she take that thing on the plane with her? Did it have its own seat?

 

[Kiwi Kitty]

I pray to all the lords above and below that wipey has a nanny cam in that bear and she releases the videos when she is done with her.

ETA - amber said wipey got her something but wouldn't tell her what is was. Was it the bear? Did she take that thing on the plane with her? Did it have its own seat?

Hamberlynn already takes up two or three seats on her own, but knowing her mismanagement of money the gorl prob got it its own seat

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Wifey probably told Amber not to expect her to be driving her all the time and she will not quit her job. This is why she said that she wants to learn to drive even if she really does not want.

Wifey is not the usual easily manipulated dim-witted women that she dated in the past. If she has graduated from university, she may not buy the crap that Amber is selling. If she has her own money, Amber has a lot less control on her.

I think that Amber is stuck, really stuck. After continuing insulting Becky during the last month, she has now no use for Amber and is likely moved out. She now realise, after putting all her hope on Wifey, that this is going nowhere. It will take a while to find a new girlfriend.

On top of that, she will need to vacate her flat in a few months as she mentioned. Maybe she wants to move back with Eric and Rickie by telling everyone that they are her best friends now. This season is getting more interesting.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Wifey probably told Amber not to expect her to be driving her all the time and she will not quit her job. This is why she said that she wants to learn to drive even if she really does not want.

Wifey is not the usual easily manipulated dim-witted women that she dated in the past. If she has graduated from university, she may not buy the crap that Amber is selling. If she has her own money, Amber has a lot less control on her.

I doubt she'll be coming back after this visit. Big Al needs to stop trying to punch above her level* and just get herself another mouth-breathing hick who looks like a teenaged boy.

* I almost said "weight class" there, but realized how improbable that was.

I think that Amber is stuck, really stuck. After continuing insulting Becky during the last month, she has now no use for Amber and is likely moved out. She now realise, after putting all her hope on Wifey, that this is going nowhere. It will take a while to find a new girlfriend.

Good luck, Big Al! Guess you shouldn't have put your whole life online to warn people away from you. Looking forward to that OF situation type deal moment!

On top of that, she will need to vacate her flat in a few months as she mentioned. Maybe she wants to move back with Eric and Rickie by telling everyone that they are her best friends now. This season is getting more interesting.

She isn't leaving the apartment. She put in zero effort to get her shit packed and there's too much effort involved. If she were moving, she'd have blathered about it on camera, about how shtoopur kuh-yute the new apt is, how she's going to decorate it, and so on.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

Wifey probably told Amber not to expect her to be driving her all the time and she will not quit her job. This is why she said that she wants to learn to drive even if she really does not want.

Wifey is not the usual easily manipulated dim-witted women that she dated in the past. If she has graduated from university, she may not buy the crap that Amber is selling. If she has her own money, Amber has a lot less control on her.

I think that Amber is stuck, really stuck. After continuing insulting Becky during the last month, she has now no use for Amber and is likely moved out. She now realise, after putting all her hope on Wifey, that this is going nowhere. It will take a while to find a new girlfriend.

On top of that, she will need to vacate her flat in a few months as she mentioned. Maybe she wants to move back with Eric and Rickie by telling everyone that they are her best friends now. This season is getting more interesting.

I actually think this is going to be the most interesting season of Amberlynn Reid The WTF? Story.

This woman, whoever she is, with the little we have heard from, is far more sophisticated than Amber (not hard) in the true sense of the word. She is educated, employed in a non-blue collar job, she is clearly sexually confident and has a game plan.

I have said it before and I will say it again - I get strong 'Dirty John' / '9 1/2 Weeks' vibes and I think she is very much going to be the Anti-Hero is this bizarre story that we are hooked on. She is going to completey own Amber in every single way.

Amber is not leaving that flat and nor is 'Wifey, not until she is ready. Wifey will not show herself or be seen with Amber in public. This woman is going to clean Amber out for whatever money she has left and is then taking off without anyone knowing who she. She will not be meeting any of Ambers friends, at least none aside Eric who is a complete inadequate and could not stand up to a national anthem at a major sporting event.

All we have to decide now is whose side are we on.

 

[Bookish]

^Absolutely. If ALR doesn't change course, that's exactly where this is going. She clean her out and then use the evidence she's collected to either sell or build their own channel. The Haydurs are getting that coveted layg reveal, filthy litterbox and food/water bowl photos, unfiltered full body shots, pics of the hoarding there's no way that she's ceased, and the answers to a lot of questions people have had.

The smartest thing ALR could do is dial down the desperation and let Wifey go back home with her promises to return later. She already has the go-ahead, not that she needs it, to seek new partners under the guise of polyamory. Shore up a new, run of the mill Becky or, if she's lucky, Destiny clone in the meantime and put her eggs into that basket. There has to be some sorry sucker in the Amberverse who doesn't want to work outside of completing ALR-caretaker duties. If they're a low paid CNA (they get paid like fast food workers and do the bathing and cleaning in nursing homes, hospitals, etc.), they're already wiping butts and giving sponge baths on a daily basis, what's a few food runs more?

 

[Kiwi Kitty]

This woman is going to clean Amber out for whatever money she has left and is then taking off without anyone knowing who she. She will not be meeting any of Ambers friends, at least none aside Eric who is a complete inadequate and could not stand up to a national anthem at a major sporting event.

All we have to decide now is whose side are we on.

If she actually does this I'm rooting for wifey 100%. She may get aroused from wiping Hamberlynns lard-ass, but holy shit she's a genius.

 

[Moogoogaipen]

Amber's idiocy never fails to amuse. She says she's so insecure abt her weight in relationships yet fails to grasp that no reasonably adjusted, working, fit adult would court a 600lb immobile woman unless they had an ulterior motive. Idk who this Wifey is but she's trouble and if Amber had even one single working neuron, she would get rid of her quickly.

If she's lucky, Wifey will realize whatever she came for is too much work and leave on her own. Otherwise, I predict ALR will find herself in a shitty situation pretty soon (either being grifted, taken advantage of in a feeder type situation or plain old trolled and exposed on the internet). On the upside, the longer this person stays, the higher the odds are she will be doxxed, even if she doesn't appear on camera. Either way, LOLZ will be had, so I guess that's something.