🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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DefCon Dumb said:
Got a link to that? TIA
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Whoever did this is retarded.
 
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Amber is right. Walking for 30 minutes should be a laughably easy task for a 29 year old, which is why it's both hilarious and sad that her fat ass can't fucking do it.

No, really. You can do it? Prove it. Film 30 minutes of you walking and upload it. You don't need to edit it, you don't need to add voiceover or commentary. Just 30 minutes of you walking (and no re-using footage to pad the length, you won't fool autists with that).

It will never happen, because she can't do it.
 
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Fucking christ. No-Necky doesn't even look human anymore.
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I don't know what her medical problems were/are (iirc it was mentioned she had kidney problems a few months back) but I'm now wondering if she's on steroid medication...as she seems to have put on an extraordinary amount of weight in a relatively short time.
 
pr3nt177 said:
I don't know what her medical problems were/are (iirc it was mentioned she had kidney problems a few months back) but I'm now wondering if she's on steroid medication...as she seems to have put on an extraordinary amount of weight in a relatively short time.
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Anti psychotics like olazapine cause massive weight gain too
 
I understand that 30 minutes straight of just walking would be boring, but c'mon Amber show us the nearby Walmart already, I know you want to!
 
Slappy McGherkin said:
I know it's Shark Week, but I'm more afraid of Jowls than Jaws.

Good Lord, that's a terrifying piggy face!
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But Amber says she thinks Thumby is GORGEous. We're just mean old haydurs, we'll hate on anything--even the vision of loveliness that is the Thumb.
 
marjoram said:
But Amber says she thinks Thumby is GORGEous. We're just mean old haydurs, we'll hate on anything--even the vision of loveliness that is the Thumb.
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But... but... the "Thumb" has turned into something more akin to a very badly stumped big toe! Very swole!
 
She's not allowed to fuck.
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No one wants you to go outside and fuck. They want you to go the fuck outside. Why would you not be allowed to go outside? If it's because of corona-chan...as long as Becky is going out to get you food, you're at the same risk so you may as well go the fuck outside.
 
Imagine all the pent up sexual tension between AL and Beckster. They'll have to bust out two candles once Amber gets cleared to go clam digging again.
 
I don't understand why she wouldn't be allowed outside at this point. The rest of the world, (& presumably Lexingtonians), are allowed to go outside. She can wear a mask, carry hand sanitizer... the external part of her incision is healed enough by now so that infection from a microbe picked up outside is astronomically small.
 
Amber still being a cunt on Twitter because getting off her ass and doing something productive is too close to work, and our gorl don't do no work.
 

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Bull. Motherfucking. Shit.

So how are you suppose to get to your CT appointment? Are they going to beam you in Star Trek style?


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When? Giving hand jobs in a theatre doesn’t count.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
I don't understand why she wouldn't be allowed outside at this point. The rest of the world, (& presumably Lexingtonians), are allowed to go outside. She can wear a mask, carry hand sanitizer... the external part of her incision is healed enough by now so that infection from a microbe picked up outside is astronomically small.
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Right, it doesn't make any sense from a medical standpoint. Maybe she's afraid some of the Karens from FB/Reddit will be camping out to catch a glimpse of her, now that her new dox have been confirmed. It would be easier for them to do since it's a large apartment complex and it would be impossible for Amber to know by sight alone who is a resident and who is not, and that doesn't include people who could be there presumably to shop at the stores.
 
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