🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[haydurhollybush]

"whoosh" As in the sound of urinary incontinence?
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someone needs to take her instagram away

Pretending to care about other people's experiences? Truly she is desperate

her whole life is pretending, pretending to lose weight, pretending to be fashion forward, pretending to care about her animals - shes just a fake bitch through and through

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

her whole life is pretending, pretending to lose weight, pretending to be fashion forward, pretending to care about her animals - shes just a fake bitch through and through

Hey newfag, stop double posting. We have the New Member thread for a reason. But considering you went in there and called us uptight, I’m not holding out hope for you.

 

[Bookish]

She can use filters and lie about losing weight all she wants, but Eric's camera exposes her every time. She hates to see him with it.

 

[Mandaark]

L O L
$10 says she asked what the most weight they lost in a day was so when she films her next video or finally films a """"" weigh in """""" (aka figures out how to rig up her scale) she knows how far she can push the lahh and have it sound believable

girl ain't very smart and she is an awful, careless liar but I think this last slap on the a ass over the voice mail and everyone seeing Eric's vlog really stung.
she can't afford more journals and Yamatos if she keeps losing nonhaydur subs and views over obvious laaahs

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Sucker bet, and I ain't touching it. We all know she'll glom on to whatever some random ambaby tosses out as their highest. Just as she does with everything else in her life (like this college nonsense, because Eric and Dana talked about it and got asspats).

 

[Munchie_Minder]

It almost feels like an insult that shes still alive and relatively mobile, while people with the same bmi as her die from their first heart attack only because they're 10 years older than her.
One of the reasons amber is so unlikable is because of how ungrateful she seems to be. Compared to even other obese people her age, her body is extremely resilient. I've never heard of a person aside from Amber who got to 600lbs and didnt need to be rushed to the hospital at least once, regardless of age. The extent of her complaints are "muh back pain" and the fact shes ugly and cant wear cute clothes, and when she does acknowledge that shes killing herself, its apparently not scary enough to actually go out of her comfort zone and do the only thing that can save her, which is inpatient.

Imagine how you would feel if your personal narcissistic 600 pound cow hit 70 years old this year after 2 decades of being over 500 pounds. Some people just have better heart genetics.

Edit to add: You know what it is.. it’s the narcissist in them. Their hearts just keep pumping endlessly because it’s never had one feeling or thought for another human being. Narcissists are immortal.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

When her mythical weigh in happens, I'm wondering if she'll film it or simply report it. If she does film it - which scale will she use? The talking scale has no tare function; the other 1 does. Funny that the talking scale is the one with 'wonky' batteries.

Here's a suggestion... change the batteries.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

If I were her, I'd be more worried about the creepin beetus. Although having some amputations would help her along to her goal of losing weight, no doubt.

 

[RandallBoggs]

Imagine how you would feel if your personal narcissistic 600 pound cow hit 70 years old this year after 2 decades of being over 500 pounds. Some people just have better heart genetics.

If she manages to reach 70 without losing any weight, I'd be both amazed and terrified at how resilient and unkillable humans have evolved to be

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

When her mythical weigh in happens, I'm wondering if she'll film it or simply report it. If she does film it - which scale will she use? The talking scale has no tare function; the other 1 does. Funny that the talking scale is the one with 'wonky' batteries.

Here's a suggestion... change the batteries.

I, for one, welcome our wonky "It's ready"/"goodbye" talking scale overlord. It's the only way 2020 is going to be amusing on Big Al's channel, short of some health catastrophe - and if the latter does happen, y'all can join me on the couches in room one in hell. I'll bring the popcorn.

 

[Munchie_Minder]

She had a billion bows but this is probably the one you're talking about. If not, lmk
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rov_jjsQIUk

Wow, so much wow. Now I know why people first got interested in this cow and orbiters. From not understanding how a mirror works to the fat Elvis to the kids almost lighting each other on fire, I’m just enamored.

Also, for the past year it has really been bothering me why doesn’t this gorl invest in some real estate. I mean we all know she’s lazy but you can easily buy rental homes and have an agency manage them. Why the duck would you keep renting shitty trailers you could buy out for a year or two rent if you have “that much money”? Maybe some of you long time watchers can answer that.

 

[Mandaark]

wonky scale, wonky eye, wonky gorlfriend...

 

[DelicateMageflower]

Wow, so much wow. Now I know why people first got interested in this cow and orbiters. From not understanding how a mirror works to the fat Elvis to the kids almost lighting each other on fire, I’m just enamored.

Also, for the past year it has really been bothering me why doesn’t this gorl invest in some real estate. I mean we all know she’s lazy but you can easily buy rental homes and have an agency manage them. Why the duck would you keep renting shitty trailers you could buy out for a year or two rent if you have “that much money”? Maybe some of you long time watchers can answer that.

Pretty sure Amber skipped out on some student loans and avoids putting her name on anything as a result.

 

[Strong Tomato]

Wow, so much wow. Now I know why people first got interested in this cow and orbiters. From not understanding how a mirror works to the fat Elvis to the kids almost lighting each other on fire, I’m just enamored.

Also, for the past year it has really been bothering me why doesn’t this gorl invest in some real estate. I mean we all know she’s lazy but you can easily buy rental homes and have an agency manage them. Why the duck would you keep renting shitty trailers you could buy out for a year or two rent if you have “that much money”? Maybe some of you long time watchers can answer that.

Because she would rather spend her money on food, Torrid clothing, journals and other junk she can show off and hoard than actually invest in something.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Wow, so much wow. Now I know why people first got interested in this cow and orbiters. From not understanding how a mirror works to the fat Elvis to the kids almost lighting each other on fire, I’m just enamored.

Also, for the past year it has really been bothering me why doesn’t this gorl invest in some real estate. I mean we all know she’s lazy but you can easily buy rental homes and have an agency manage them. Why the duck would you keep renting shitty trailers you could buy out for a year or two rent if you have “that much money”? Maybe some of you long time watchers can answer that.

I don't believe she has that much money. But, even if she did, she will always choose to throw money down the toilet on tangible things she can control in her personal arena of Pillow Mountain (clothes and earrings she'll never wear, journals she'll never use, etc.) versus something else.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I don't believe she has that much money. But, even if she did, she will always choose to throw money down the toilet on tangible things she can control in her personal arena of Pillow Mountain (clothes and earrings she'll never wear, journals she'll never use, etc.) versus something else.

Agreed. There's a tactile-based need for tangible items and things now now now. She's mimicking other YouTubers and human beings in general. No show-n-tell, she must not be liveen

The future is not a "thing" to Amber, sadly.

 

[Punkinsplice]

I think she is still angry at her talking scale from that time it said "goodbye" after informing her she had gained 10 elbees "overnight" (quotes because I suspect she was posting weigh-ins out of order to cover her ass back then). She didn't anticipate the ridicule she got from that video, and I wouldn't put it past our gorl to hold a grudge against an inanimate object.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

When her mythical weigh in happens, I'm wondering if she'll film it or simply report it. If she does film it - which scale will she use? The talking scale has no tare function; the other 1 does. Funny that the talking scale is the one with 'wonky' batteries.

Here's a suggestion... change the batteries.

We’ll, she could use Becky and/or Dana as the tare weight then shows to the camera that she magically reached her weight goal of 170 pounds. That should shut up the hayders.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

The future is not a "thing" to Amber, sadly.

And never has been since Jr. High. At least mentally. I'd say that's where she's developmentally "stuck" and likely will be the rest of her life. She sure acts the part well, but unfortunately, I have serious doubts it's an act at all. Her stupid SnapChat filters are the most obvious example, but don't ever search for any deeper meaning in anything she says or vlogs... there isn't any deeper meaning, only "I'm livvvveeeeen!" Strictly for the moment, at that.

 

[ADHD]

Shit or get off the pot, Amber.