🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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playuhplay said:
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Uh oh, is that smuglynn I see? Get on back to hibernating untill it's your turn, smugaloo,
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Let's see here.

So she's been in a kind of hybrid Phase 1/Phase 2 for a while. Let's call this Phase 1.5 -- she has elements of a whole new plan, meal prep/planning, etc., but also has the focus on food/dining out, test-kitchen, "10 minutes of nothing" (though she's nowhere near considerate enough to limit her inanity to ten minutes these days). There's also an underlying ripple of manipulation here, but I think it's secondary, almost like it's in service to the Redemption/Ignorance phases rather than a bona fide Phase 4 element in its own right.

Now that Zach's managed to invoke Cuntylynn by whispering "garlic sodiums" five times in a mirror, she seems to be segueing into a kind of Phase 2.5. So while the cycle is offset somewhat, it still holds true overall.

In a world of chaos and confusion, it's reassuring to know that AL's cycle of futility and failure can be relied upon. Like the tides. Or flu season.
 
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My my my, Cuntylynn sure jumped out awful fast! We knew Meeklynn was a very temporary front.

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See Hamber, perhaps if you didn’t try to scam your entire audience with Norma’s Nonsense 2K19 we might have found it in our depraved lil hearts to have pity on Benzo Beckster. If you don’t want anyone asking about her, don’t film her! Absolutely wild concept!
 
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What is there to judge Becky about that hasn't already been judged?

There's the GFM-done deal. Career as Al's servant instead of a regular job. Fat.

That's about it. Who cares if she does drugs? It's sad if she got an obesity caused health condition at half Amber's weight when big Al keeps waddling along.
 
Hey Amber come closer to the screen, I know its hard but we know you are reading here A LOT. The Wasabi featurette was proof alone because that was on here.

So first off ManateeLynn people wont be pissed off at the guy because he is clearly in need of help he is barely conscious. Also nice on shattering that front for your new little enablers you stupid bitch.

The Becky issue

Tbh none of us give a SHIT about droopy dog, she brought every single once upon herself. She quit her job because you were earning coin and cash grabbed not realising the consequences in which she would sell off all her self worth, who knew when you sell your value and dignity and have a vapid, walrus who has less conversational skill of a hartley hooligan.
Becky also shown her ass with the gofundme and did not even apologise.

p.s. No one liked that fridge skit go end yourself.

Ehhhh even if she loses 90lbs she wont keep it down, she will gain it back because she failed to address why, there is a reason Dr Now puts his clients under harsh psychotherapy and counselling, so that factor is countered.

Its like 85% of weight loss participants put the the weight on and more. Amber is does not even have the ability to reflect.
 
playuhplay said:
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Uh oh, is that smuglynn I see? Get on back to hibernating untill it's your turn, smugaloo,
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You know that feeling when you’re reading a book, and suddenly you have to re-read one particular sentence over and over again because it’s just not processing in your brain? That’s what AL’s social media posts are. It’s like everything she says went through google translate once or twice and my brain automatically zonks out trying to comprehend this ham-gibberish. Anybody else have the same feeling?
 
DaintyChokerGorl said:
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My my my, Cuntylynn sure jumped out awful fast! We knew Meeklynn was a very temporary front.

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See Hamber, perhaps if you didn’t try to scam your entire audience with Norma’s Nonsense 2K19 we might have found it in our depraved lil hearts to have pity on Benzo Beckster. If you don’t want anyone asking about her, don’t film her! Absolutely wild concept!
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Ooof that laptop is filthy boo boo.
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playuhplay said:
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this bitch, her food shit is the only thing that gets me semi MOTI
IT'S A RECIPE. That's why they exist -- of course you're supposed to follow the measurements exactly when you yourself lack experience, skill or palete.
If you understand flavor combinations and how cooking food works you don't even need a recipe like 95% of the time

God, someone suggest this cow tries baking because that would be a trainwreck and a half lol
Like an episode of Nailed It but she's the only contestant and the size of 2 Nicole's
And she'll still hork down the entire thing at the end, good or not.

RemoveKebab said:
Ooof that laptop is filthy boo boo.
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Someone had a snackie poo while vlogeeenn
I got $10 that says she hoovered the crumbs up with her mouth
 
i don't know anything about david dobrik, does he also film himself in the ER every week because he has a cough and the shivers? because if so sure we can be mad about that :shit-eating:
 
Amberlynn didn't provide a recipe for her salmon though, because that would mean she'd provided measurements to follow. Instead she indiscriminately salt-bombed the fuck out of it. At the end, she even recommended to her viewers to try cooking it her way.

But sure, when Zach takes her advice and indiscriminately salt-bombs the fuck out of it, and consequently hates it, it's shocked pikachu face time.
 
DaintyChokerGorl said:
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Yes, people should be mad if it's used a clickbait at that moment and then as clickbait fodder for half a dozen subsequent videos, bitch.

My my my, Cuntylynn sure jumped out awful fast! We knew Meeklynn was a very temporary front.

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See Hamber, perhaps if you didn’t try to scam your entire audience with Norma’s Nonsense 2K19 we might have found it in our depraved lil hearts to have pity on Benzo Beckster. If you don’t want anyone asking about her, don’t film her! Absolutely wild concept!
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I hate this kind of attention whoring crap. Either talk about it or not. And if you don't want people speculating, then either don't mention it, you hypocrite who claims you don't share other peoples' stories, or spit it out.

Gorlax said:
You know that feeling when you’re reading a book, and suddenly you have to re-read one particular sentence over and over again because it’s just not processing in your brain? That’s what AL’s social media posts are. It’s like everything she says went through google translate once or twice and my brain automatically zonks out trying to comprehend this ham-gibberish. Anybody else have the same feeling?
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What, you haven't had your HamberLynn-English optical-cranial implant yet? Me either. I'm right there with you.
 
Interesting that she says Becky is afraid to reveal her diagnosis for 'fear of being judged'. To me anyway, that implies Becky has something that was/is 100% preventable if you make the right lifestyle choices or she's gotten herself hooked on drugs or something. A legit, "shit happens" illness? There would be no reason for anyone to make any kind of judgement if that's all it was.
 
I just sperged about this in another thread but tl;dr I think that's projection on AL's part. I think AL is more worried that she will be judged for Becky's declining health because had it not been for AL dragging Becky out to eat 3 times a day for 2.5 years, Becky may not be having whatever health issues she is having.

That's not to say Becky wouldn't also be judged; no one had a gun to her head. What I'm saying is since when has this bitch ever cared about anyone's feelings or respected boundaries? The only reason AL wouldn't exploit her girlfriend's illness for clicks/money/asspats is if she were afraid it would work against her.

I bet AL is gaslighting the fuck out of Becky about it, too. "Baybeeeeee they're going to judge you shooooo much! I'm worried about YOU" meanwhile Becky is legit sick enough that she doesn't give a fuck either way so "fine, don't tell them anything Amberlynn."
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
I agree it couldn't be true because the idea that she could fit in a bathtub is preposterous, but I hope the rumor gains traction anyway because I want her to actually have to address it, I want to hear her deny taking a shit in a tub :story:
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New video, "I SHIT IN THE TUB????"
 
Uploading clips of Becky shaking and talking in slow motion and then expecting people not to ask whats wrong with her? I think it's more invasive to film her clearly struggling to speak and move then for people to ask if shes ok because you obviously could give a fuck about her. You have shown no concern for her at all except when you were distraught about her diagnosis and had her bring you Chinese food in bed for views. Its not ok to speculate but you can have her clearly in another dimension driving your ass around for sushi.
 
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