🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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A screenshot of Amber's SC where apparently she found it vital to quickly update everyone that not only had she not slept last night, she also wasn't going to sleep today.
I think Amber grossly overestimates how interesting her sleep schedule is, but ok gorl.
Here's a thought, maybe go to bed instead of to a restaurant in the middle of the night.
 
Turd Blossom said:
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A screenshot of Amber's SC where apparently she found it vital to quickly update everyone that not only had she not slept last night, she also wasn't going to sleep today.
I think Amber grossly overestimates how interesting her sleep schedule is, but ok gorl.
Here's a thought, maybe go to bed instead of to a restaurant in the middle of the night.
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It would also help if she'd get her sleep apnea checked out, but our gorl would rather get some ihop instead
 
I am deeply distressed by this news about Amber's lack of sleep. If Amber is tired, she's going to have trouble with her busy schedule of being an unemployable sow with no responsibilities or obligations. Get some sleep gorl, you need to be well-rested to screech at Becky and eat in bed all day!
 
The ring through her nose will come in handy when Beckylynn needs to lead her outside for her pressure wash. Now she can tie her to the post to keep her from bolting to the trough.
 
Guardsman42 said:
Wtf she just seems out of it..and filtered horribly. Am I going crazy or is there filters at work?
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You're not crazy. The filters she uses always erase several chins and does the weirdest shit to her neck. I think it's supposed to be flattering, but it somehow always makes her look like something from the Island of Dr. Moreau.
In no way could the tiny neck she always tries to pass off on her filtered Insta and SC pics possibly hold up her giant moon head. It's both comical and creepy.

I'm hoping the lipstick is a filter effect or we can add "uncontrollable shaky hands" to the growing list of her maladies. It looks absolutely crazy when you zoom in on it.
Also insane: I believe she has a choker on between her 2nd and 3rd chin. Yikes.
 
Guardsman42 said:
Wtf she just seems out of it..and filtered horribly. Am I going crazy or is there filters at work? Like there is sleep deprieved..we've all been there for work, or studying..but this is like more reminding me of some one on narcotics.
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I mean her eyes are like six times bigger so yeah probably a filter dude
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
the discord server just copies kf, with a fan art section, amberisms and everything. buncha copycats is all it is, but no one gets ticked off at powerleveling over there.
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Oh I'm sorry. I don't have discord. I remembered mods on hxmber streams asking people to ask for discord links if they want to join

Dainty_QuEen said:
Holy shit, she is wearing a choker! I had to really focus, does it not suffocate her folds? Also how does she even find chokers that fit that neck
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There are choker extenders available at wommart
 
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I love how, even when answering genuine questions from her supporters, Amber's default setting is stuck on "cunty".
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"Yes, I know I said those things, but OBVIOUSLY you didn't listen carefully enough!"
Like did it ever occur to Big Al to politely let these people know that there may have been a miscommunication? And, oh I don't know, be grateful for their interest in her boring videos?
That second person ended up being apologetic to Amber ffs. What an asshole.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Like did it ever occur to Big Al to politely let these people know that there may have been a miscommunication?
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Ah, you've picked up on a common lowlcow trait. It's very DPS'ish. I bet if we ran a comparison on all the cows here, the matching statistics would look like an inbred family's DNA results.
 
Turd Blossom said:
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You're not crazy. The filters she uses always erase several chins and does the weirdest shit to her neck. I think it's supposed to be flattering, but it somehow always makes her look like something from the Island of Dr. Moreau.
In no way could the tiny neck she always tries to pass off on her filtered Insta and SC pics possibly hold up her giant moon head. It's both comical and creepy.

I'm hoping the lipstick is a filter effect or we can add "uncontrollable shaky hands" to the growing list of her maladies. It looks absolutely crazy when you zoom in on it.
Also insane: I believe she has a choker on between her 2nd and 3rd chin. Yikes.
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To answer your question, no, the lipstick is not part of the filter. Gorl should've used lip liner with that dark lipstick, but she's too stupid and lazy to mess around with that.
 
Here is a thought from St. Augustine of Hippo:

The good man, though a slave, is free; the wicked, though he reigns, is a slave, and not the slave of a single man, but — what is worse — the slave of as many masters as he has vices.

Of course replace man with woman and that quote describes Amberlynn's situation to a T. Funny how eating as much as you want isn't freedom.
 
Re: Big Al's cuntishness

I guess Big Al figures if you can't FIND it, you have to BE it, to assert her dainty femininity, or some such bullshit.

Yeah, Big Al is a roaring bitch

How the Ambabies maintain that she's such a "sweet gorl" is a mystery for the ages...
 
Turd Blossom said:
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A screenshot of Amber's SC where apparently she found it vital to quickly update everyone that not only had she not slept last night, she also wasn't going to sleep today.
I think Amber grossly overestimates how interesting her sleep schedule is, but ok gorl.
Here's a thought, maybe go to bed instead of to a restaurant in the middle of the night.
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I am baffled at how much that filter accentuates her moon-face. Gorl says she isn't feeling 100, looks more like 600.
 
Even with the filter trying to make her eyes bigger she still looks fatter than when she was 365 and really wore makeup to make her eyes look bigger. I think AL thinks she really looks like those fliters and photoshopped pics... reality hasn't sunk in how dead she really looks.
 
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