🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I heard the fart heard round the world today in her video where she’s wearing the yellow shirt

Her fart sounded surprised it escaped her gargantuan ass
 
Our gorl being a typical dumpster fire on twitter
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I think I preferred the gutless threats from her mongoloid butler to this method of attacking the haydurs. The people mocking her on YouTube have indirectly given her more revenue but our gorl doesn't seem to realise! Y'all run and tell that!
 
Catnip said:
She's being sassylynn right now, when will the depression/crying vid come out? She always admits how shit her life actually is in those vids.
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Depressionlynn actually came before sasslynn.
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What is with Amber and constantly trying to re affirm that she doesn’t even LIKE pizza? As if it’s some kind of quirky personality trait that is unique to her.

But then again our gorl needs to eat to survive!

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Queen Kimberly said:
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What is with Amber and constantly trying to re affirm that she doesn’t even LIKE pizza? As if it’s some kind of quirky personality trait that is unique to her.

But then again our gorl needs to eat to survive!

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She hates pizza like she hates eating too much sugar. Does she not realize it’s okay to enjoy unhealthy foods, and even have them as your favorite, and be at a normal weight? She thinks people have some sort of magic she doesn’t possess when it comes to food. People have told her over and over again that it’s moderation and portion sizing which allows you to enjoy unhealthy foods every once in a while. The only “magic” there is, is self-control.
 
This idiot really is just a roller coaster of emotions; it must be mentally exhausting to deal with her on a daily basis.
 
She doesn't know Chinese food. She always gets crab rangoon. Deep fried dough stuffed with cream cheese and probably imitation crab.
DEEP FRIED DOUGH, DEEP FRIED DOUGH. DEEP FRIED DOUGH. MMMMMMM
 
literally low-key said:
She doesn't know Chinese food. She always gets crab rangoon. Deep fried dough stuffed with cream cheese and probably imitation crab.
DEEP FRIED DOUGH, DEEP FRIED DOUGH. DEEP FRIED DOUGH. MMMMMMM
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Not to mention those delicious 1.00$ womart eggrolls. They are ginormous and you only have to microwave them. Oh, and that home -made delicious Chinese "salad"! Which consists on one pack of instant ramen noodles some cabbage and ITALIAN dressing! YUM YUM YUM!
 
C3PBRO said:
Can one honestly claim they've eaten Chinese food when it was served by an American chain food restaurant or a low rent Kentucky buffet?

Yes I'm gatekeeping food. Against a mega deathfat. I have the balls come at me.
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You might want to be careful. Putting a gate between amber and food could risk in a tantrum. Until she tries to break it down.

I totally agree tho.
 
Blotto said:
You might want to be careful. Putting a gate between amber and food could risk in a tantrum. Until she tries to break it down.

I totally agree tho.
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The only thing Hamby is "breaking down" is her left ventricle.
 
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