🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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nostalgiaisadrug said:
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Shut the fuck up, Hamber. You opened your Ask. Fm and posted it was public again on all your social media. You opened it up beacuse you were attention seeking and wanted ass kissing from your supporters . Now your acting like a bitch beacuse hayders are asking questions you don’t wanna answer , and responding like a drama queen.

But it’s our fault that you opened your Ask . Fm right ?
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VictimLynn is on full display tonight:
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Poor Amber, such a good person, but lidurrally forced to be a defensive twat because she's attacked for everything and everyone hates her.
Except that she's sassed people about this and over again, insisting that her popularity and success is NOT due to the haydurs and that it's ridiculous to think an overwhelming percentage of her viewers hatewatch her.
Why just 2 short days ago, she told us not to trust our eyes on this:
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It must be exhausting to simultaneously expect both adoration asspats for all your success and pity because everyone hates you.

Also, it seems someone touched a nerve by accusing our gorl of being entitled in her interactions with Zachary Michael:
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If I recall correctly, he didn't reply within the timeframe she expected and Amber dm'ed him again with a snotty response. Perhaps her definition of "entitled" is different than mine.
And Amber asserting that someone else is "extra" is the pot calling the kettle fat.
 
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>almost 30
>still young

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Yeah, Amber has a lot more ass than boobs.
 
I think she's giving short answers because she's lazy, but also so that people will ask her to elaborate and she can get a fire coin or whatever for answering another question.
 
My Fatness Pal said:
Or that her weight gain is the result of daily walking, so maybe exercise just doesn't have a place in her weightloss journey...

A fun throwback to break up the monotone-y of late:
This gem dates back to the Krystle Era and is worth watching in fool.
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Hambert does not disappoint in her arrogance. She's till pretending she's a timid, quirky everygorl, hyperpositive in the face of life's dark circumstance. She's successfully gamed herself into the dependence of a well off family by preying on the affections of their *cognitively differently abled* adult daughter. Her sole interest is obsessing about herself, planning, hauling, and recapping every interaction with food, and documenting her ineffective weightloss journee to a YouTube audience with only a fraction of the haydurs she enjoys today (at times posting three times in a day). She's clearly getting high on her own supply of bullshit. Compared to present day, she was the pitcher of health: maintaining a weight of 350-375, no necrotic laigs or pooled muscles, with the capacity to stand for 15 minutes and walk through a big box store (though she still rode the scooters because she's a lazy POS).

Still certain that her ~89 elbee weightloss~ was a combination of her nutritional and fitness expertise, moderate habits of a dainty queen, and overall character superiority, she comes to the convenient and performatively tragic conclusion that daily walkeen may be causing her to gain weight (one goddamn lb) and it isn't right "FOR ME", even wistfully sighing that she'll miss it so. She admits to overeedeen while she takes us on this wild ride of logical fallacy, but she knows better. She looked it up on Google. She's done her research. Oh the days when she was an expert in bolth nutrition AND exercise sports science.

There is also a telling look into her pathologically codependent tendencies. At the time she had a passive weightloss partner in Krystle where Hammy controlled all food intake and calorie counted for the both of them, making sure they eat the exact same amount (...except her secret overeedeen). Krystle losing more than her on any given weigh in causes visible panic, envy, and an affront to her sense of justice, but it'ssoamazeenshe'ssohappyforherguize.

In a different vid of this era, she uses her extensive exercise sports science knowledge to explain that Krystle lost more weight than her because her heart beats faster, therefore burns more calories. She's done her research. In another vid she has a crisis about wanting to lower Krystle's calories (even though she lost weight at the last weigh in) because they eat the exact same amount, but ALR should be getting more because she's 'birgger' so SHE GETS MORE.

It's a good thing that girl was protected by an ever present family and her firm placement on the spectrum because AL was latched on deep. She thought she found her forever home, ready to leech off them as a perpetual tween, who's only hobbies were obsessing about herself to her outstretched hand, poking and prodding everyone's food, spending their money on junk jewry and phone cases, and fattening up "her" pets.

And remember, if you aren't smiling, smile!!
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Reading the comments it's sad. One person posted within the last year and told her look where you are now. 4 years ago someone gave her solid advice- "hey AL when you begin working out your muscles hold on to water". Too bad she scuffed that off thinking she knew better. If she took that advice would it have helped her to keep working out? Would she have gotten to 199elbees? We will never know. Maybe that's why Krystal broke up with her... she didn't want to stay around fat people and regain. Atleast she's now helping that Nena chick/dude lose weight.
 
Fat Pikachu said:
I saw that article too. The guy who wrote it struck me as pretty insufferable because he, like a lot of fatties, equated CICO to crash dieting and then whined for a while about how impossibly hard and emotionally taxing it is to eat right and exercise like a functioning adult, but then goes on to smug about "unlike you idiots I'll lose weight slowly and healthily".
At least he's self aware though. Can't be said for others
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Also saw that article and thought of AL and other cows on here. That author irritated me because he did the standard “I’VE TRIED EEEEEVERYTHING!!” line, where “everything” is defined as “every fad crash diet plan out there.”

And then at the end, he revealed he was now eating less and moving more and losing weight slowly, a thing NO ONE COULD HAVE PREDICTED WOULD WORK. Certainly not the first thing every doctor recommends.
 
Well, with her, like any child, she expects immediate results. Like, I only at 1500 calories today and walked out the door (exercise), so I should wake up 199 elbees in the morning. When she doesn't, "it doesn't work". She won't give exercise the (at the least) 90 days to start to show results, or a diet time to show measurable results. In her case, a diet WOULD show much greater results, not one to two pounds a week,which is what a normal person might lose. She could probably easily take 10 a week off for awhile, but, not if she's not going to be 199 elbees in the morning. Her emotional immaturity is fatal.
 
Yeah but she still has more ass than she has tits, which is probably why Hamber said that. If she were asked the same question while with Destiny I'm sure she'd say tits because ole Dusty had some knockers
 
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