🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Keyboard Warrior said:
In 2000 pages, I predict that Amberlynn will still be a hot topic of discussion, but producing very little content due to a severe decline in her mental/physical health. She's probably looking down the barrel of a serious and sobering health crisis of some kind within the next year or two. I'd bet a lot of Adsense money on that. Complications from The Beetus, total loss of mobility, or something debilitating that hits her really hard and fast like a stroke.

The real question is, will it humble her enough to start making some changes in her life? Will she reach such a point of physical discomfort that the motivation for weight loss becomes one of practicality, rather than looking good in Torrid hauls? At her size, I would think even small 'wins' like these would be worth trying for:

-making it through a whole night without forgetting to breathe
-wiping with confidence
-fitting in the front passenger seat again *sigh*

Best thing she could do for herself right now is get off the internet and get into actual therapy, but after the orange chicken mukbang, it's pretty clear she's not even trying at this point. She's made her bed, and now she quite literally has to lie in it.
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im feeling sorry for the matrass already
 
C3PBRO said:
I can fit in the front seat y'all hAyDuRs.
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If you look closely in the tree line above the distant van you can see a reflection of a forearm and fingers gripping a headrest, to the left of that is fingers holding a camera.
 
Happy 1000, everyone!

DonaldChump made some very good points above. I believe that Amber is, in some ways, haunted by the thought of her bleak life, but she's learned coping mechanisms to forestall those thoughts from ever manifesting themselves wholly enough to repent in pain from them. She, as well as Chantal, despise having their way of life challenged because it pops holes in their air-tight bubbles of protection. Life is characterized by staves of obstacles that arise for you to face- obstacles and cues that are meant to burn those weak and childlike aspects of your personality and move you into full enlightenment. In greek mythology, it is the idea of the rising phoenix. Those that do not willfully face and defeat their obstacles will go through several stages before coping. Sadness, hopelessness, anger and then finally seclusion/coping mechanisms. They develop artificial safe bubbles to shield them from the pains of life.

If people don't defeat those obstacles however, then they pay for it with eternal internal suffering. Both these women are shielding themselves from the knocks on the door from life. This is why Chantal blocks and deletes criticism on her channel like mad and why Amberlynn buys useless crap. To protect their artificial 'perfect worlds' (most likely birthed in early childhood as coping mechanisms). We're just here to watch it all happen in real time.
 
Raven said:
A bit of a non sequitur here.... Sometimes Big A looks stoned in the eye area, but it could just be her fat-lidded beetus eyes deceiving my own, so I'm asking you: Does she have any known history with and/or views on smoking? What if some of her binges are really munchies? If they aren't munchies, what do you imagine her version of a munchies episode would constitute??
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Didn’t she recently tell Becky “not to answer” any questions about weed in the infamous delivery younow? Amber doesn’t want to acknowledge anything about it lately, but she wasn’t being as subtle last year when she was hanging out with Rafe.

To be honest, I don’t think it’s a huge part in her life but I get the feeling Becky partakes every now and then.
 
Soda Sink said:
Yeah I don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
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pickleniggo said:
Didn’t she recently tell Becky “not to answer” any questions about weed in the infamous delivery younow? Amber doesn’t want to acknowledge anything about it lately, but she wasn’t being as subtle last year when she was hanging out with Rafe.

To be honest, I don’t think it’s a huge part in her life but I get the feeling Becky partakes every now and then.
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I think she smokes regulary, I really hope the bitch gets a DUI soon.
 
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pickleniggo said:
To be honest, I don’t think it’s a huge part in her life but I get the feeling Becky partakes every now and then.
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Becky tends to favor four types of T-shirt: Rainbow-themed gay power t-shirts, 90's alt-rock t-shirts (Sublime, Nirvana), Spongebob and video game character shirts, and weed-themed shirts (leafs, Cheech & Chong, etc.)

If we were to take those shirts at face value as Becky expressing her identity, three out of the four make perfect sense. She's gay, she was born in the 90's and seems to like music of that era (blink-182 is a fave of hers), she drones on for hours about Mario and other video game characters... The t-shirts fit her to a T, so to speak...

So what to make of the weed shirts? Either she wears them ironically, which nobody does and she doesn't seem to understand irony anyway. Or, she simply likes the designs of them, which is possible but doubtful. Maybe those are the cheapest shirts at Walmart, but all the shirts at Walmart are really cheap. Or, maybe they express an element of her personality like the other three categories do.

I have seen no evidence of weed smoking in the videos; I have kept an eye peeled for a stray bong in the bedroom clutter for example, and have not spotted one. Nobody in the house appears to be a cigarette smoker, and non-smokers of cigarettes generally have zero tolerance for smoke of any kind (there are exceptions of course). They don't talk about weed much. Becky sometimes seems kinda zonked and dopey, but that could easily be her general demeanor and not the effects of weed...

I suspect that Becky may have had a period of weed experimentation when she was younger, but I'm inclined to believe that she isn't a frequent user of it anymore. Chronic weed smokers are not great at concealing their usage. If I had to pick one of the two to be a pothead, I would pick Becky in a heartbeat over Amberlynn, but there just is no solid evidence. The t-shirts by themselves, while suspicious, might simply be another expression of Becky's nostalgia for the halcyon years of her teens...

I'm not sure if discovering she were a chronic pot smoker would make me like her more or less. In a way, it would help excuse some of the things wrong with her, but it would also be a waste of buzz...
 
Fatguypewdiepie said:
I just have one question , who are these exceptional people liking her videos? I refuse to believe there are so many fat people in America . Do they have like a secret FB group or something where they post videos created by fat people and they all like them just out if principle? Even her latest 5k dislike video has close to 1k likes
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I think most of the likes are not regular viewers, just people giving her pity likes when they notice all the thumbs down. If you don't know the context it seems out of proportion to have several thousand thumbs down on a torrid try on video.
 
I really think once Rafe was cut out of the picture, so was pot. What I’m saying is all the more raunchy behavior was exhibited strictly at Rafe’s. This shit went down on younows and not Amber vlogs, which might be why it’s harder to find.
 
8008135 said:
Yeaaaaaaahhh ... I'm not convinced that that's actually a reflection and not just landscape.
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I thought that as well, but it's just a bit too convenient. Come on, we all know that Hambert is in the back seat. Whether it's due to the made up "car wreck" or it's her mind boggling weight gain, we all know that's the only way she fits so that Becks can work the gear shift and the bruise that she was already complaining about like 30 elbeezzz ago isn't exacerbated.
 
Whatthefuck said:
I thought that as well, but it's just a bit too convenient. Come on, we all know that Hambert is in the back seat. Whether it's due to the made up "car wreck" or it's her mind boggling weight gain, we all know that's the only way she fits so that Becks can work the gear shift and the bruise that she was already complaining about like 30 elbeezzz ago isn't exacerbated.
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I don't think anyone is doubting that she's in the back seat. We're doubting the claims that you can see all those things reflected on the glass.
 
I don't see the reflection at all, honestly. What makes it obvious that she's in the back seat is the whole video where she zooms in on the license plate. In the beginning the angle makes it obvious that she's not in the front. I don't think she's trying to deny that she's in the back anymore tbh since she made up the ridiculous "someone hit the passenger door and it won't open" story.
 
Guys. Amberlyn is just having a hard time because she accidentally ingested a piece of healthy food in her last video (single slice of orange fruit). She'll be back once that poison is out of her system. Please pray for her
 
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