Amberlynn 2019 predictions

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Masta said:
From Eric’s recent video Amber is off Optiva, more than likely she is on the same path she was before the announcement of her Mlm.
She was 560 maybe a month a ago, so she must be 575-580 lbs by now.
At this rate when are we going to hit the big 600?
I was thinking maybe the summer, but she is expanding rather quick, so I’m not sure.
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Duuuude. It's just so wild. it keeps getting bigger and bigger and bigger. like I have a hard time wrapping my head around it sometimes. It's just forever expanding. It's so crazy.
 
roachrypt said:
Duuuude. It's just so wild. it keeps getting bigger and bigger and bigger. like I have a hard time wrapping my head around it sometimes. It's just forever expanding. It's so crazy.
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with super morbid obesity there seems to be this point people can get to where they can put on 20-50lbs in a very short amount of time. It's scary. What's even scarier is the longer she stays around this weight, the longer it will be where her body will actively try to fight her to stay around this weight.

but, you know....she logs into fitbit and drank water this week, so she's doing her part
 
I predict she will try full keto soon, maybe even next after that "counting carbs" nonsense, but obviously it'll make her sick (I use that word liberally - we all know it's really an excuse to stop and binge) after half a day and that'll be that.
 
I predict we will see and hear more about Rafe. Amber for all her dumbness is quite cunning. Why is Rafe still about? Because Amber needs that extra car ride for when Becky is not around, or is with her family and now Amber can't go and visit Becky's family with her, she will need Rafe for Wal*mart shopping and trips to Lexington.

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I predict she'll gain another 60 elbees and choke on a round of potato because she's too fucking exceptional to cut it into pieces and eat like a normal human cos fuck the haydurrrrs. I don't know how she nor Chantal have choked to death yet given the size of their bites and the lack of chewing. It's a medical mystery.
 
Whatthefuck said:
I predict she'll gain another 60 elbees and choke on a round of potato because she's too fucking exceptional to cut it into pieces and eat like a normal human cos fuck the haydurrrrs. I don't know how she nor Chantal have choked to death yet given the size of their bites and the lack of chewing. It's a medical mystery.
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It's true, those bites. I even re-watched this with Katie's video, and I think the maximum number of chews she got in any bite was 20. I honestly don't get how she hasn't choked either.
 
Amber is going to lose 350 pounds by next Chrismas.

- Bye, bye Becky, all I asked for was some orange chicken.
 
Whatthefuck said:
I predict she'll gain another 60 elbees and choke on a round of potato because she's too fucking exceptional to cut it into pieces and eat like a normal human cos fuck the haydurrrrs. I don't know how she nor Chantal have choked to death yet given the size of their bites and the lack of chewing. It's a medical mystery.
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They have practice deepthroating and swallowing their food.
 
I predict the first major health crisis next month (April 2019). I think Amber fails to appreciate how many future problems that plate of sausage lit a fuse for. It's all gonna catch up with her, and much sooner than she realizes.
 
I predict that by the end of 2019, Amber's renewed "friendship" with Hannah and Rafe will have imploded, and Rafe will finally reveal how much Amberlynn paid her to hang around.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
I predict that by the end of 2019, Amber's renewed "friendship" with Hannah and Rafe will have imploded, and Rafe will finally reveal how much Amberlynn paid her to hang around.
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I agree on the friendship imploding, but not so much on Rafe spilling tea. If she wants to stay friends with Becky, she probably needs to keep her mouth shut.
 
Necky leaves Hamber
Necky begins to lose weight and gets a job
Hamber makes video about Necky's abuse
Necky spills the tea, a la Kasey, because she is the abusee not the abuser
Hamber falls over and winds up going dark b/c she's in the hospital

I know that's hoping for a lot but let this old lady dream
 
She makes me think of that Simpson episode when Homer needed a bypass.

I voted the "heart" option because her arteries must hurt physically.
 
Since the year is not yet run out, and seeing that November now has 31 days, I want to squeeze in a prediction.

I PREDICT than Amber, without any irony, will get one of those Shane Dawson pig mirrors and a pig backpack and again, with a complete absence of irony, will use them in a vlog and put her makeup on.

*slams a dollar on the table*
 
2019 was a shitshow without a pound lost which is sad considering all she had to do was lower her maintaining by 500 a day and she would have at least lost a measly 1 pound a week but she couldnt even do that.

2020 predictions: more ER, no health insurance, no weightloss and the mattress permanently in the living room
 
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