Amberisms - Because having them in one place is funny

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Is Amber a real and raw writer?

  • No

    Votes: 115 10.6%
  • Fat

    Votes: 886 81.4%
  • Yes

    Votes: 52 4.8%
  • Has potential

    Votes: 35 3.2%

  • Total voters
    1,088
Don't know if this counts, but...

"That's just me being honest." ?‍♀️

Only liars of the pathological variety feel the need to remind people of their truthfulness all the time.

She's so transparent. lol
 
Classic but "I cried at the drop of a pen" always gets me

I dropped my €250 customised fountain pen and cried like a baby because one of the tines is now irrepairable. Perhaps our gorl is a fountain pen afficionado? When you have that many journals to fill certainly one would do it in style.
 
I dropped my €250 customised fountain pen and cried like a baby because one of the tines is now irrepairable. Perhaps our gorl is a fountain pen afficionado? When you have that many journals to fill certainly one would do it in style.
Hey there's a thought. Maybe that's why her journals are all blank. She just hasn't replaced her poor broken pen yet.
:optimistic:
 
Don't know if anyone posted this yet but
"[about her doctor] I wasn't questioning...I wasn't questioning his- doctorate, you know."
 
"If I can have one salt per night, and one sweet per night"

Regarding her WW junk.
 
"I have a sweet tooth, I have a salt tooth" was also incredible.
I like how she says it like it’s some big surprise as well. Absolutely nobody is surprised that a 600 elbee lardball has a sweet tooth, a salt tooth or a savory tooth. What surprises me is that she’s managed to get fat from such unappetizing food.
 
Do a little jig, make a little love

Might want to look up those lyrics Hamber
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