Amberisms - Because having them in one place is funny

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Is Amber a real and raw writer?

  • No

    Votes: 115 10.6%

  • Fat

    Votes: 886 81.4%

  • Yes

    Votes: 52 4.8%

  • Has potential

    Votes: 35 3.2%
  • Total voters
    1,088
Whatthefuck said:
I'd like to point out yet another piece of evidence that AL isn't actually gay. The two people we know are definitely gay both answered the question that Eric asked about whether or not their view of "gay" had changed from when they were younger and in the closet until now. Both said yes and gave detailed and thoughtful responses regarding why.
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Becky had stuff to say about it too. Even her first response was like a pause, then an emphatic "Yes!"

Amber took a shallow route, talking about her liking girls, but not really getting at the feeling behind it, or even just the thought process behind realizing she was queer or realizing that most other people aren't.
 
Whatthefuck said:
It's definitely a regional thing.

Also, I'd like to point out yet another piece of evidence that AL isn't actually gay. The two people we know are definitely gay both answered the question that Eric asked about whether or not their view of "gay" had changed from when they were younger and in the closet until now. Both said yes and gave detailed and thoughtful responses regarding why. When AL is asked she says no and keeps it moving like she's never really thought about it. That seems so odd to me because (and I'm not gay so I can't say definitively) I would think that coming to terms with being gay would be a significant thing that one would spend a great deal of thought on. Of course, it could also be that AL is simply as shallow as a puddle and doesn't put real thought into anything.
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Fat works as an endocrine organ, releasing various hormones that would otherwise not be released in those quantities if the fat did not exist or existed in a lower quantity. As such, sexual dysfunction is very common in obese people, especially obese and super obese women. Homegorl has been a chunkass for as long as she can remember. I don't doubt that she finds gorls CAUUUUTE, but I wouldn't be surprised if she has no sexual drive due to her fucked up body. I think this might be more of "I don't think about sex or sexuality" than "I'm not actually gay". Regardless, what the fuck does it matter? Homegorl hasn't been physically able to have sex (in the traditional sense) for the last, like, 150 pounds.
 
Your autocorrect is confusing you. It got me too until I went to look the word up. Respitory isnt a word. It would be ress-pira-tory.

I mean people use it all the time I think, but apparently it's not technically a word, so there is no standard for how it's pronounced.
 
Or in other words, since there is no syllable "pit" in a five-syllable word spelled respiratory (bold for spelling, not emphasis), Amber is putting the stress on a syllable that doesn't even exist when she is trying to describe things related to breathing.

JFC. A whole page of back and forth about one of Amber's non-words (and apparently other people mispronounce it the same way, I guess) and DuckSucker has to be the first one to explain it.
 
NobleGreyHorse said:
JFC. A whole page of back and forth about one of Amber's non-words (and apparently other people mispronounce it the same way, I guess) and DuckSucker has to be the first one to explain it.
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Yeah without trying to start shit I think it might be best to put the correct word/pronunciation/phrase in spoiler tags underneath your Amberism submissions
 
This is something I notice midwestern Americans doing so it's not just Amber, but I can't stand when she says "ea'en" for eaten with the glottalised T, or "een" for ing like saying "sometheen is wrong". Eric does this too because he's also Maury Povich trash.
 
Strine said:
This is something I notice midwestern Americans doing so it's not just Amber, but I can't stand when she says "ea'en" for eaten with the glottalised T, or "een" for ing like saying "sometheen is wrong". Eric does this too because he's also Maury Povich trash.
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I'm from the midwest and we don't generally talk like that. She talks trailer trasheze.
 
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