Amberisms - Because having them in one place is funny

[Amber's Onion]

from 'bad news, chicken kebob recipe'

@1:22 (...)changing that part of my aspect(...)

 

[C3PBRO]

dishardened​

/disˈhärdnd/

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adjective

losing confidence or determination because fat and mentulz; discouraging or dispiriting.
"You guys I was so dishardened. Probably more than I can even uh... accumulate in my brain."

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

"I'm not going to use my cancer as a clutch."

 

[Pippeyy]

“In the mist of “,overly pronounced of course, instead of in the midst of”. That one stood out so badly

 

[pot of sneed]

I can't believe nobody's mentioned "understandment" yet but the panera bread mukbang is still a new video. She must do this deliberately knowing people notice.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I suspect a lot of that not being posted here is many are finding her increasingly too boring to bother with past viewing her archived stuff here & tossing in a few comments. Hey if Amber can be lazy, so can we! I very briefly thought of adding it to this thread last night but decided the extra 3 minutes sleeping was worth infinitely more of my time.

I'll admit, it was a pretty good 'word' for her.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

"I can't accumulate my thoughts..."

Can't articulate them, either.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

(After hurting her fat beetus paws trying to pull out the next "adavent" Garbage Patch Kid): "I have indenshuns!"
"I saw a comment that was like, you're just not self-restraint. Ed."

 

[ShiningBrightly]

god i feel like she's calling absolutely everything a fucking "moment" and its so dumb. her entire personality is based on buying retarded baubles from wommart and picking up stupid phrases to say from other influencers. also her habit of zooming in on her face when she says something "funny".........and its never funny. i was in awe watching her shelf-ass in her cleaning video because i just cannot fathom hauling that thing around 24/7. what a life...

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

"I'm, like, smiling with air."

From the "My Girlfriend Wants to Hurt Me" video, claiming that it only sounds like she's breathing heavily when she's behind the camera because she's always smiling and huff-laughing. Sure.

 

[Pippeyy]

*Amber points to empty napkin holder*
“I’m not sure why this thing is all....ummm......un-napkin-ie”.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

"excape goat"

She's technically correct, because scapegoat is a contraction of escape goat and derives from a former Jewish practice of transferring the sins of a village to a goat and letting the goat escape into the wild, but it's still retarded.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

She's technically correct, because scapegoat is a contraction of escape goat and derives from a former Jewish practice of transferring the sins of a village to a goat and letting the goat escape into the wild, but it's still retarded.

I am aware. I am also aware that "escape" is not spelled with an "x".

 

[King Fructose]

“Tylenol is made in a scientist factory” - Big Al, 6/15/21

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Also that weed is "of the earth" as if people haven't been cross-pollinating and hybridizing it for many years.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

"conversate" from her stream at roughly five oh one. Trying to express wanting to be near people but not speak to them.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

"Constanent" - a big ol' slab of land that is a continent (which may be one country, like Africa)

 

[Pippeyy]

"I was always magnetized by the penguins", ALR Krystal era

 

[Sarah Connor]

"enter clickbait title here" (6/22/21)
when she's watching television "in a 10 minute radius" she has adult 80HD cause she has to pause the TV

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

"Pilled shrimp" - apparently, this exotic species of shrimp is found in a low country boil dinner.

From "enter clickbait title here" [sic], June 22, 2021