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Is Amber a real and raw writer?

  • No

    Votes: 115 10.6%

  • Fat

    Votes: 886 81.4%

  • Yes

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  • Has potential

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Keyboard Warrior said:
Aug. 16, 2019
Eat with Me | Can't Satisfy Everyone

“I think my mouth....just is very relieved and grateful that it no longer has this thing in its mouth...”

:stress:
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Her mouth has a mouth because she is just the human suit that's disguising an ancient Eldritch horror know most commonly as "The Binge Monster". Beneath the rotten fleshbag costume is a myriad of mouths inside mouths positioned haphazardly over a blob of fat.
 
From LIVING LIFE, GOING OUT, STAYING POSITIVE 10/12/2019
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few quotes I found from the Kentucky Confucius:

"I'm not this person, I'm not this person, this person is a mental game, it is a eating disorder, it is depression, it is just mood swings, indecisive, like, can't pay attention to one thing at a time person...this person lives in Kentucky, this person stays in her bed majority of the day. This person is just not the real me and it's like, I can't be that person because everything else keeps winning." (?) (the truth & weigh in)

"I dreamt that like Destiny and I would go outside and we couldn't get warm because even though it was like snowing and raining so we broke up because of that. And then like six months later she comes back into my life after I was like blocked from everything, like I couldn't find her on social media, I couldn't find her family, and then she comes back after six months and I was like 'let's try again, let's go out in the snow and in the rain and see if we can get warm,' and we ended up being able to get warm because she zipped up her jacket and then we started dating again." (WHAT A 500 POUND GIRL EATS IN A DAY!!!!!!)

"As you guys know, caffeine gives me heart pal-pyuu-tay-shuns."
"Actually yesterday I noticed that my lymph-noid on this side was like really hurting. Umm if I'm pronouncing that wrong I'm sorry. Lymph-noid, lymph-node?"
(amberlynn reid complaining for 6 minutes straight)

self-reflection bonus: "I'm just dumb and I don't think clearly." (COME GROCERY SHOPPING WITH ME!!)
 
Scarboroughgirl said:
"I dreamt that like Destiny and I would go outside and we couldn't get warm because even though it was like snowing and raining so we broke up because of that. And then like six months later she comes back into my life after I was like blocked from everything, like I couldn't find her on social media, I couldn't find her family, and then she comes back after six months and I was like 'let's try again, let's go out in the snow and in the rain and see if we can get warm,' and we ended up being able to get warm because she zipped up her jacket and then we started dating again." (WHAT A 500 POUND GIRL EATS IN A DAY!!!!!!)
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Going through videos from that time, the breakup that rocked our dainty gorls world, I think she legitimately believed that Dusty was just going through a phase and that they would eventually reunite and everything would be like the end of one of her trashy young adult romance novels.

That being said when she said they had a candle "on" last night drove me up the wall. You don't turn on candles, you light them.
 
Bookish said:
Is nipply a regional colloquialism or a common error
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The former, at least in my experience. The first time I heard it and was like ?????, the explanation I was given was basically like WHEN COLD NIPPLE GET HARD. So, I guess...there's that?
 
Bookish said:
I've only ever heard, 'nippy', which is a regular, official word. Is nipply a regional colloquialism or a common error(like people saying pacific for specific)?
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It's a common error. No one says "nipply" but re,tards. It's universally re,tarded but whenever this question is asked at least one person will always claim it's regional because they know some re,tard who says it-- confirmation bias?
 
"You can't see my choker because... hashtag."

"We haven't transacted anything."

From the Halloween 2019 video.
 
New video, new post
"come to very high terms"
"my brain feels drunk"
"when it's rains, it storms"
"dose" = "do-say"
 
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