Am I your GF yet?

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I'm close to catastrophic liver failure. Won't be around too much longer.

True story: I've drank 2 guys under the table who were doing lines of cocaine to keep up. That was after a drinking game in which I lost and had to drink the community beer. I have not been invited to another party. My friends fear for their lives in trying to keep up with me.
 
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Day Drinking said:
I'm close to catastrophic liver failure. Won't be around too much longer.

True story: I've drank 2 guys under the table who were doing lines of cocaine to keep up. That was after a drinking game in which I lost and had to drink the community beer. I have not been invited to another party. My friends fear for their lives in trying to keep up with me.
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I will be your death.
 
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Maskull said:
I will be your death.
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Many have failed. What makes you think you will fail better?

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Day Drinking said:
@Maskull, I'm gonna need you to come over here so I can determine your cuddly and wuddliness. I'm pretty handsy at first, but you'll get used to it. It's necessary for science.

You can trust me. I'm a real doctoid.
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You haven't come by for me to test your cuddly and wuddliness. You cannot be my true and honest GF until the touchy feely has been completed, documented, and sent for peer review. Then I can give a proper answer to @JethroTullamore.
 
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quarifications:
me a rike a rady,
a rearry rovery rady,
rady who ruv rife rongingry,
rong regs, rong ruscious rocks,
rivid riverihood, rascivious, a rear rive wire,
a rady who rook a rearry rickable just rike rorripop, ror
 
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Day Drinking said:
Many have failed. What makes you think you will fail better?

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You haven't come by for me to test your cuddly and wuddliness. You cannot be my true and honest GF until the touchy feely has been completed, documented, and sent for peer review. Then I can give a proper answer to @JethroTullamore.
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@Maskull is a cuddley wuddley huggle bear who loves tummy pats. ^.^
That being said, I’d prefer we conducted this experiment together, me, you, both of us in our undies (no homo) and the big ol’ teddy bear known as @Maskull.
Just a few guys havin not gay fun together.
 
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Cats said:
quarifications:
me a rike a rady,
a rearry rovery rady,
rady who ruv rife rongingry,
rong regs, rong ruscious rocks,
rivid riverihood, rascivious, a rear rive wire,
a rady who rook a rearry rickable just rike rorripop, ror
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This is the most egregious act of racism I have ever experienced. I can’t believe you would do this!
 
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Cats said:
quarifications:
me a rike a rady,
a rearry rovery rady,
rady who ruv rife rongingry,
rong regs, rong ruscious rocks,
rivid riverihood, rascivious, a rear rive wire,
a rady who rook a rearry rickable just rike rorripop, ror
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Bro, take your meds.

Also @Maskull. How can you be gf if you have no pussy?
 
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