Am I gonna die

[SandyCat]

I bought a burger from walmarts hot food section and when I tried to microwave it in the wrapper it started sparking. Unknown to me the wrapper was lined with aluminium foil and made the burger smell metallic and taste funny. I ate it because im a retard but anyway did I give myself metal cancer aids from microwave aluminium food? Is that a thing?

Can you guys feed the free ducks I got from the park if i die

 

[Kyouyama Kazusa]

yeah

 

[dick brain]

We're all gonna die, some sooner than others.

 

[souschef]

Judging by your choice of foods, you got several foreign metals and plastics in your body. A little more won't matter

 

[peachlover669]

the government doesnt want you to know this but the ducks in the dead mans house are free, you can just take them!

 

[Professor G. Raff]

Nah, but you'll probably gain some kind of metallic and/or electric and/or burger powers. They'll see you flying through the sky on your aluminum surfboard/electrical bolt/burger and identify you via your hero symbol with is barley obscuring furry smut. Any villains who dare try to rob the preprepared food section of WalMart will face the wrath of your slicing metal/lightning bolt/burger attack, though you'll probably somehow create your own arch enemy that will parallel your origins when you inadvertently do something to a self-prepared pizza they eat or whatever... their logo will always be itself obscured by full frontal furry porn.

Sadly, while all this is going on you'll probably forget to feed your ducks and they'll die... but it's more economically viable to just not feed them and get new free ducks when the old ones die of starvation since the ducks are free but the food is not.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Can you guys feed the free ducks I got from the park if i die

sure but I’m eating those ducks

 

[Shamefuru Disprayu]

Remember it's better to eat the Walmart burger than to fade away - Confucius

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Judging by your choice of foods, you got several foreign metals and plastics in your body. A little more won't matter

Graduating from micro to macro-plastics.

 

[Lip Glossary]

I think you'll be ok.
You'd be surprised what the human body can ingest and live through. For example, I've eaten jeet woman before.
If I can live through that I think you can live through microwave in a little bit of tin foil.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

 

[Squanto Airi]

We're all gonna die, some sooner than others.

Memento Mori

 

[No-Eyed Square Guy]

Metal cancer?

Anyone who refers to anything as "hot food" is gonna die of some stupid fork-in-the-outlet shit. Finding a way to involve Walmart makes it even more wacky news.

You did good.

 

[conodont]

Aluminum isn't toxic. If it were, it wouldn't be used to wrap food.

With that said, we're all going to die one day. If you're at a point in life where you're eating Walmart burgers, I'd give you until the age of 60 or so.

 

[Rozzy]

I bought a burger from walmarts hot food section and when I tried to microwave it in the wrapper it started sparking.

It's a Kengleburger and should only be cooked by boiling in water.

 

[Nickel Silver]

Maybe if you touch something toxic enough, you'll gain superpowers.

That's what old comic books taught me.

 

[AnneRipper1010]

I'll feed your ducks to my dogs