Am I going go hell for killing a centipede? - I just killed one

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I just caught a bug in my tub and murdered it, then I looked it up and it was a house centipede and they are apparently beneficial so now I feel bad and am scared it's a sign there are more bugs it was feeding off of. That's what articles on them say it's a sign of.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Human?

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Human?

No this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

No this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata

Oh. You should be good just don’t kill another one.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Killing anything is totally justified in current year

 

[Shidoen]

Human?

Why who told you?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Why who told you?

I want to be in the middle, the best of both worlds.

 

[Claude Sigma]

While they're not pleasant on the eye, if it's not a species that's dangerous to humans (where I live you have to be careful), centipedes are like spiders, they're carnivorous, so they will kill everything else and leave/die when there is nothing left to eat.

 

[Shidoen]

I want to be in the middle, the best of both worlds.

When asked "which position would you be in a human centipede?" most would answer "first." I, however, would answer third. Why you ask? When the first member of the centipede is fed, they will eventually defecate forcing the second member to ingest their feces. One could imagine that would be considered incredibly disgusting. As such, the second member would immediately vomit. After vomit travels into the first member's anus and up into their colon, they'll then pust another load into the second member's mouth even more disgusting than the last. The third member would never ingest the feces of the second member as they will always vomit what the first member expels back into them. The third member of the centipede gets to chill while the first and second trade a volley of shitty barf with each other forever.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

When asked "which position would you be in a human centipede?" most would answer "first." I, however, would answer third. Why you ask? When the first member of the centipede is fed, they will eventually defecate forcing the second member to ingest their feces. One could imagine that would be considered incredibly disgusting. As such, the second member would immediately vomit. After vomit travels into the first member's anus and up into their colon, they'll then pust another load into the second member's mouth even more disgusting than the last. The third member would never ingest the feces of the second member as they will always vomit what the first member expels back into them. The third member of the centipede gets to chill while the first and second trade a volley of shitty barf with each other forever.

Lies nobody throws up delicious nutritious feces

 

[Shidoen]

Lies nobody throws up delicious nutritious feces

If that were true, India would be the cleanest country in the world.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

If that were true, India would be the cleanest country in the world.

Indians don’t eat shit because that would be cannibalism

 

[Shidoen]

Indians don’t eat shit because that would be cannibalism

Okay you win this round, that made me laugh.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Lies nobody throws up delicious nutritious feces

Summoning @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg to clarify.

 

[DankSmoker]

I dont really care about it being beneficial when it speeds around the wall like a spastic and gets me bugging out. Spiders generally don't do that shit, so I dont fuck with them for the most part. It's not like any of them are doing it out of the kindness of their heart anyways so try not to anthropomorphize after smacking them with a shoe. You could also just clean regularly instead of relying on an ecosystem to take care of pests.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Indians don’t eat shit because that would be cannibalism

Aghori are cool with cannibalism and filth.

 

[.iota.]

Summoning @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg @theralph to clarify.

ftfy.
and, no. death to all centipedes, earwigs, and roaches.

 

[Lokenstien]

Centipedes are demon creatures created to torment minds. Kill all on site. Spiders do anything they can do better and most kinds are fine living in dedicated corners.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Fun fact: house centipedes are called money bugs in South Korea. Living in a house with them could make you rich. Just don't sleep with the fan on or touch your eyes after holding a butterfly. Might want to avoid whistling at night.

 

[Yamamura]

When asked "which position would you be in a human centipede?" most would answer "first." I, however, would answer third. Why you ask? When the first member of the centipede is fed, they will eventually defecate forcing the second member to ingest their feces. One could imagine that would be considered incredibly disgusting. As such, the second member would immediately vomit. After vomit travels into the first member's anus and up into their colon, they'll then pust another load into the second member's mouth even more disgusting than the last. The third member would never ingest the feces of the second member as they will always vomit what the first member expels back into them. The third member of the centipede gets to chill while the first and second trade a volley of shitty barf with each other forever.

That point makes a lot of sense but I'm not happy that I had to think about it.