Am I gay?

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Penis Drager

Penis Drager

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So I was giving my bro a brojob the other day and I popped a boner. My bro was like "lol fag" and told me only gays get hard when they're sucking dick.
He doesn't let me give him brojobs anymore, which is upsetting in its own right. But what's even more worrying is that I may possibly be gay.

Am I?
 
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Were you wearing socks during the brojob?
How long was his dong did your lips touch his balls?
Does your dick have an upward, downward, or straight on bend when you get a boner?
I need more info nigga, I can't diagnose without all the information
 
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No, you're not gay. What in heaven's name made you believe you were gay?!

In fact, far from being gay, you sound extremely depressed. Clearly, as a homosexual man yourself, the homophobic slur your partner used wounded you deeply.

Gaiety and joy are not prerequisites for erections; one can become erect even when one is upset. And I suspect your partner knows this; when he said you were gay, he was doing what psychologists call "gaslighting you" - telling you blatant falsehoods in an attempt to make you question your own sanity and become more emotionally reliant upon him.

I know it can be upsetting, but perhaps you and your partner need some time apart? Think of this moratorium on brojobs as an opportunity. Focus on yourself, and on your needs, for awhile. You'll see that, given time, the weight from this toxic relationship will lift from your shoulders and your gayness will return in full!
 
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The real question is, do you spit or swallow?

If you got a boner and you swallow, you are super gay.
 
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