Am I gay now?

[Cuntflaps]

I took a piss earlier today and forgot to close my eyes. Long story short, I saw my own penis. Does this mean I am now a gay????

 

[Medulseur]

Yes and the fact you needed clarification makes you super gay.

 

[AHAHAHAHAHAHA]

Its over bro

 

[Niggernerd]

You've been gay since April 19, 2021

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Depends if you pull your foreskin or not when you pee.

 

[human trash]

yeah...

 

[Jason Wynn]

Nah, you’re just bi-curious at this point. If you jack off though you’re technically giving a handjob so that would make you gay

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

If you’re worried about the big gey, I say gain a ton of weight. Once you’re at Boogie’s level, you’ll never see your own penis again. Problem solved!

 

[Crunchy Oats]

If you look at it long enough, your gay value wraps around to 0 and you become straight again.

 

[Grub]

Am I gay now?​

If you have to ask the answer is always yes.

You're a faggot op.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Depends if you pull your foreskin or not when you pee.

>implying OP has foreskin

 

[MrTroll]

It's okay to see a penis, you just can't touch it. So as long as you remembered to wear your peeing gloves, you're still straight.

 

[Cuntflaps]

Alright. You've all given me a lot to think about. I think the inescapable truth here is that I am gay now because I looked at my own benis. Don't make the same choices I did, lads. Always wear eye protection when in the shower or draining your noodle, lest you glimpse your own scrote and have to switch teams. Anyway, I guess I'll go prowling around a truck stop for man ass now.