am I evil and why?

[pink cupcake frosting]

.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Am I evil? Yes, I am.

 

[Joseph McCarthy]

You are gay

 

[Fart Finger Joseph]

No, because the existence of evil necessarily implies the existence of good, and your existence refutes the existence of good, thus, there can be no evil.

 

[The Dude]

Your mother was a witch
She was burned alive

Thankless little bitch...

 

[Squanto Airi]

Thankless little bitch...

For the tears I cried

 

[The Dude]

Glad I'm not the only one who appreciates classic heavy metal around here, even if some retards don't get the reference. When I saw the title it was the first thing that came to mind and I rushed in to see if anyone was quoting it, and to start quoting it if no one else had.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Nah. Yer far too retarded to manage evil.

 

[Pruto]

No you're just unfunny