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How did you guys feel about tonights episode?
It's literally a one hour remake of Alien (with elements of Alien 1-4 and Covenant) but with only nigger characters and the story told at a cliff notes pace. You can just picture the faggots like Hawley giving each other high fives during shooting breaks at how inclusive the show is being. Every single character is either a capable or genius nigger or an idiotic bumbling White coward. It's almost like a Galaxy Quest parody of Alien.

The writing is awful. The characters all just dump exposition and scream plot related information at the audience. "THERE'S A SABOTEUR!" "I'M THE HEAD OF SECURITY!" "THE COMPANY SAID TO BRING THE CARGO TO EARTH!" "THE FIVE CORPORATIONS CONTROL EVERYTHING!". They are having characters explain the plot of the show to each other.
 
This show is garbage made worse by how much it clashes with the Alien franchise. Not even the extended lore but the movies themselves, especially tonally. This show is everything you get when a writer and director just has a series of "cool" scenes in his head and is trying to find ways to string them together.

In no order:
  • One of the crew doesn't know the difference between geology and biology and thought it meant he'd be collecting rocks because it said "biological samples". He outright says this. Two lines later he says he wants to "perambulate on it". People with very limited command of language don't accidentally say "perambulate" instead of, I would guess "medidate" as the nearest word that kind of works. At the high end of error you'll get people who say "continuous" when they mean "continual" and at the low end you'll get someone who writes "pie" for the mathematical constant or confuses loose and lose. But nowhere on any spectrum of linguistic ability does someone jump the track and force words like "perambulate" into a sentence by accident. This same character, we later see in video interview say that he's been made an engineering apprentice, even though, in his own words "he's not sure what that means".

    You can allow for the fact that a sixty-five year mission would narrow the range of applicants, but there is zero chance you would send someone who is actually retarded as part of the crew of an expensive mission because such a person is worse than useless - they're a liability.
  • They full on say that they know the facehugger can "survive in the cold vacuum of Space" and speculate that freezing it "might not work on its metabolism". Well if they know that then why would they just stick it in the cryopod alongside everybody else and leave it unattended. This isn't any random crewmember either - these are the two doctors.
  • Upon realising that the dude is being killed by the ticks, do they engage any kind of biohazard procedure? Take any precautions? No, they do a (weirdly bloodless) chest opening and try to pull them off with tweezers. These things are shown to be being studied by one of the very people conducting this operation. But the tick manages to gas them. And the captain finally conducts some kind of biohazard countermeasure which - I shit you not - kills only humans and leaves the ticks alive.
  • The crew aren't just absurdly stupid. They're wildly unrealistic even if they were that stupid. The meal scene where it's announced they're flying out of control, the monsters are loose and two of the people they know are dead, the response is idle chatter and jokes about food. Even if you wanted the crew to be idiots, they don't behave like actual idiots would behave in a dangerous situation where their friends are dying.
  • Tang. What the fuck is with this character? I thought he was supposed to be synthetic? Or is he just mentally messed up. The others multiple times refer to him as robot and his reactions are all over the place. A complete jumble. He shows no fear, no emotion at all when faced with the prospect of dying due to the ship being out of control and creatures loose. In fact, he actively conceals information that would help solve the situation (he knows at minimum how the saboteur is hiding and probably who it is). Then when the xenomorph appears he screams in terror.
  • The xenomorph's speed is wildly variable. When the Captain is running for her life through the ship, she gets away from it. They don't show the Xenomorph leisurely loping after it. They don't do the things that would show the xenomorph is playing with her (nor, beyond savouring the kill, do we see the xenomorph do this normally). No, they show the xenomorph sprinting and bounding after her with camera work to suggest a frenetic chase. This is a creature that kills a dozen people at a dinner party in under 20 seconds. And it's not even a 'dive through the adjacent door and lock it' situation. The captain is running down corridor after corridor and it starts off literally two feet from her. The excuse one would give, as I said, would be that it's playing with her. But if you watch the scene that doesn't work and if the xenomorph did play with her and she got away because of it, it just makes the xenomorph look stupid. But really, if you watch the scene I really don't buy it. Also, the xenomorph is so blatantly a dude in a big rubber costume.
  • The cyborg guy spears someone through the torso from back and out the front, with a blade that looks an inch across or more. He then lifts this full grown man in the air with one arm, which implies his whole body is reinforced but anyway, this guy has a knifeblade in him with his entire weight hanging on the blade's edge inside him, and is he screaming in agony? Passing out? Thrashing around? None of the above. But if you guessed craning his head around to make snarky comments to the guy holding him in the air on a skewer? Well collect your prize.

That's some things that leapt out at me. I put the last one where I did because it really is the highlight of what's wrong with this show - it's just so stupid and unrealistic in its characters. They're cartoonish and their motivations make no sense. The original movie had blue-collar workers in a bad situation but they weren't stupid and they weren't unrealistic. You had mistakes, you had panic, but they weren't stupid and they weren't inconsistent. The guy who gets skewered by Morrow - his motivation is that he sold out the ship to "Boy Cavalier" for money but when he's smirking at the guy who just skewered him, it's like he's just Evil™ for the sake of it and is gloating over how everybody's going to die. And he fucking asks Boy Cavalier "what if I don't survive the crash?" Seriously? You didn't think to ask this before you blew up all the controls and released monsters? And why did he even release the monsters? Blowing up the guidance and fuel supplies was stated to be enough to make crashing unavoidable. Releasing monsters just makes it worse for Prodigy and you less likely to survive. And this guy is the chief engineer according to what we see on screen.

Stupid. Stupid.
Stupid.
Stupid.
Stupid.

Oh, and the eyeball thing is friendly and attempts to fight the xenomorph. The xenomorph stumbles backwards when it leaps on it, but it's got to be the weight of a baseball. So does the xenomorph show human-like disgust now? It appeared to.

It's so bad.
 
How did you guys feel about tonights episode? Honestly, this show has a few characters/aliens that are pretty interesting rn. Kirsch, Morrow, Cavalier, wendy (kinda, shes just mysterious af rn) and the man of the hour, eye-to-puss.
Morrow and Eye Creature are both the heroes and only really relatable characters in the show. Just marathon'd E3-5. I thought the crash thing was gonna be the whole show, so it was very abrupt and odd when they kinda dropped it in E3.

I hoped the Xenomorph's hyper-aggressive behavior would be for a reason, but it's just bad writing and you can tell. The other aliens like Waterbug, Eye Creature and that pod thing are super interesting and need more development. I wanna see some Alien v. Alien fights or fuck this show. I want some Godzilla: Final Wars fuckin' brawls between these things in their final forms and I want to see all humans except Morrow get fucked and eaten to death.

It was annoying how retarded the diversity crew was, but overall the show is very well lit and shot and pretty not unlike the first like 15 minutes of Alien: Romulus. And I do feel like it's gonna be another A:ROM situation where they waste all this world-building and style on some gay retarded shit no-one cares about.

People can trash Prometheus for being weird and pretentious, but Ridley Scott tried doing something new, and both Prome & Covenant remain solid sci-fi popcorn slashers. If someone wanted to throw them on or watch them while we were hangin' out and drinkin' beers I'd say fuck it why not.

Dropping the David storyline is suicide, because all this franchise actually has going for it, unless, I dunno, THEY BRING BACK THE COLONIAL MARINES.

Sick of people pretending the Xenomorph is spooky and scary. This shit didn't scare me when I was 8, it doesn't scare me now. None of this is scary. I wanna see the cool alien kill some people. And then I wanna see badass soldiers shoot the aliens. And then I wanna see the corporate scumbag get an ironic comeuppance.

DO NOT MAKE ME RE-INSTALL BYOND
I WILL LOAD UP CSM-113 ALMA MATER OR WHATEVER IT WAS CALLED
I WILL SPEND HOURS NOT EVEN RPING JUST SHOOTIN' XENOS AND OCCASSIONALLY CHECKING CHAT FOR ORDERS
DO NOT TEST ME NOAH HAWLY

I MEANT TO SAY, I'M SORRY RIDLEY SCOTT, I'M SORRY FOR SAYING YOURE A FUCKING RETARD FOR THE DIRECTORS CUT OF BLADERUNNER (HE IS). PLEASE SOMEONE GIVE HIM BACK CONTROL OF ALIEN. HE WASNT DOING A BAD JOB. OR AT LEAST SOMEON CONVINCE CAMERON TO MAKE ALIEN VS AVATAR. AT LEAST THAT WOULD BE FUNNY TO WATCH.
 
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I don't understand this show.
First of all, why Smashing Pumpkins as a closing song?
Secondly why does the alien look so shit
What's up with the eyeball thing?
 
Ah yes, the flashback episode you make because you are a fucking retard who does not know how to make a full season with full usage of its episodes. And given how fucktastic the pacing is, I can't even compliment it for using their time to do a lot at once. Once more proving that the art of writing TV is dead if it's RatCo.

Also love how it's legitimately just Hawley trying to do his own terrible fantake on Alien, but with the subversive twists that make no sense. So the Maginot literally was sent out in the 2060s as a ship that almost certainly was highly advanced to just collect life forms for evil purposes. That's retarded.

And kudos for making this crew dumber than the ones in Prometheus AND Romulus. It's a testament to your incompetence if you manage to pull that shit off. At least the crew in Prometheus were at least not complete retards in the field; just normal retards.
They full on say that they know the facehugger can "survive in the cold vacuum of Space" and speculate that freezing it "might not work on its metabolism".
And I hate this bit the most because you know that fucker Hawley was doing this to defend and explain a throwaway line, while ignoring that this pointless effort could've been instead used to write the crew with a couple of more IQ points.

Parker demanding they freeze it was just practical engineering advice, and you know what a less retarded reason why Ash didn't do that... you know, besides him curious on what the embryo he saw in Kane could do? Simple: he didn't know if it'd kill the life form, or kill the embryo. Hypersleep if not handled correctly can kill, and something in development like that would get interrupted in formation.

Also you know you cocked up when Resurrection actually went with it probably working, as does a lot of other media that was written where they did freeze the victim.
Oh, and the eyeball thing is friendly and attempts to fight the xenomorph. The xenomorph stumbles backwards when it leaps on it, but it's got to be the weight of a baseball. So does the xenomorph show human-like disgust now? It appeared to.
Wait what? They made a good guy monster because they're that desperate for the slop audience?

Like don't get me wrong, if I got my hands on the eye thing and made it an alien, I could totally see making it smarter than you think, since I'd base it on molluscs, in particular octopuses, where the eye is its 'head' is it using highly advanced chromatophores to mimic body parts. It being an intelligent parasite that is trying to save "host bodies" would make sense.

But that requires thought, and Noah's an idiot given how this is being handled.
 
I want to supplement my point about how stupid the saboteur is by pointing out that his motivation is to be rich and in the same episode, another character talks about the 65 year trip being why they are all getting paid so much.

Sure, someone always wants more money I guess, but the show itself indicates they're going to make a lot of money when they finally get back. So what sort of person decides to blow up the vehicle they themselves are on, to make extra? An action like that is an act of desperation. Even Burke didn't go straight to trying to murder Ripley. He did it after she found out about his fuck-up and told him she was going to expose him and end his career (and probably get him thrown into a prison overseen by Brian Glover). This is just moronic.

@Max Caulfield I agree with some of what you say about Prometheus and Covenant. It did attempt something new and I wasn't opposed to the expanding of the on-screen lore to bring in the Engineers and widen out the nature of the xenomorph family. But it was hampered by some terrible script decisions. Terrible ignorance of science in the first and some really bad decisions in the second. I'd be quite happy to see the wider universe explored with its politics and colonies including more Colonial Marines, but I'll admit that what I want probably isn't what a general audience wants. Still, I think it would be cool. It'd be pretty fun to see actual war in the future and the xenomorphs as a B-plot becoming A-plot as the movie went on. Despite some wobbly moments, I thought Romulus mostly did a good job of expanding the breadth of Alien and staying true to the original themes of mankind against an uncaring universe.

Wait what? They made a good guy monster because they're that desperate for the slop audience?
It looks that way. Specifically that it's trying to misdirect you so that you go gosh-wow when you find out. It taps on the glass to warn the female doctor when it sees a tick escaping from its jar. Like actually starts tapping and is definitely trying to alert her. Secondly, when it gets control of a human, it doesn't necessarily appear immediately hostile and appears to be trying to communicate with Morrow, though it might also be trying to communicate with the xenomorph. I'd have to re-watch to be sure. However, it cuts away when we see it lunge towards the captain and she's unharmed later. It's quite possible it was trying to keep the door shut from the xenomorph. Later, it throws itself at the xenomorph to fight it, first in the human body and then by itself.

And we know from the sheep scene in a previous episode that it's "highly intelligent". Here's the thing, given that it appears capable of communication and higher thinking, why the Hell has the female doctor not freaked out about the discovery of intelligent alien life and tried to go further with this? Compared to some bloodsucking ticks, that's revolutionary.

I'm not 100% certain which way the eye-thing will go in this show, but yes - it tried to protect the humans twice in this episode. But also took possession of one. So that's 2 in favour and 1 against. May just be self-preservation. But I offer reasonable odds it will "speak" at some point before the end of the season.

How many seasons of this were commissioned? Are we facing more?
 
I'm a long-time Alien fan and have been putting off watching Alien: Earth. I've remained pretty much unspoiled on this, even skipping out on trailers. But I had a pretty strong feeling it would be bad and went in with low expectations. I've just watched the first two episodes.

It's a travesty and an insult to the franchise. It is bad in almost every possible way it could be.
Well that’s disappointing. I do not feel the need to bother with this one then.

What a shame. I would have watched the fuck out of a “rogue alien lands in North Dakota, leaves a trail of shredded ice-fishermen and snowplow drivers before being hunted down by a female cop with a funny accent”.
 
You can allow for the fact that a sixty-five year mission would narrow the range of applicants, but there is zero chance you would send someone who is actually retarded as part of the crew of an expensive mission because such a person is worse than useless - they're a liability.
How could you send anyone on a near seven decade mission? Let's say that the CEO of Yutani was 50 at the time the mission is sent out. They would be 120 when the ship finally arrives. The crew would be nearing 100 unless they only hired teenagers as well. The life expectancy must be 200-300 years of age then for any of this to make sense. Based on life expectancy more than half of the crew would not survive this journey due to natural aging.

Also this means that if the return journey is 30 years then the specimens must survive that long. You'd need food, containment, and security for the most dangerous creatures for three decades. But that means someone must supervise them and not live in the cryo unit for the journey. At that point why not just send an entire crew of androids? Or build an orbiting space laboratory that doesn't endanger Earth by bringing biological weapons to the surface? Every character in The Thing understood that if the alien left the ice and reached civilization it would doom humanity.

This mission requires keeping dozens of alien lifeforms captive for three decades without even knowing what they eat or drink. I guess that they brought 10 tons of dead rats on board to feed them? Not that rat corpses would bring sickness or plague or anything. They don't know if the monsters can reproduce. If they can escape on their own. If they can survive space travel. If the can survive cryo. The facehuggers and xenomorphs can literally survive a cold vacuum. So you can't freeze them for safety. Did they test out if these species can even make the journey back home? That would add on another decade or two of testing for this mission. They should have been on a separate ship run by androids or automation. So that if they escape or release toxic gas it won't instantly kill the entire crew.

These idiots are storing the monsters in glass containers that shatter if they fall onto the floor from a small height. People keep their comics books and toys in more secure shelves. And containers that can be opened from the inside. Brilliant design. Cribs for infants are more secure. All three species escape from their containers. The eye creature shatters the case. The termites unlock their case. And the chestburster just explodes through the glass.
This guy has a knifeblade in him with his entire weight hanging on the blade's edge inside him, and is he screaming in agony? Passing out? Thrashing around? None of the above. But if you guessed craning his head around to make snarky comments to the guy holding him in the air on a skewer? Well collect your prize.
That was straight out of Scary Movie or some other parody. Or Monty Python where the Black Knight just keeps taunting as his limbs are gone.
 
It taps on the glass to warn the female doctor when it sees a tick escaping from its jar.
FWIW, I took the tapping to be a distraction on the part of the eyeball thing to get the dopey scientist to look its way. I'd have to rewatch, but does it actually point to the tick? I thought it might be helping at first, but it just seems distracting was more appropriate.
 
FWIW, I took the tapping to be a distraction on the part of the eyeball thing to get the dopey scientist to look its way. I'd have to rewatch, but does it actually point to the tick? I thought it might be helping at first, but it just seems distracting was more appropriate.
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How could you send anyone on a near seven decade mission? Let's say that the CEO of Yutani was 50 at the time the mission is sent out. They would be 120 when the ship finally arrives. The crew would be nearing 100 unless they only hired teenagers as well. The life expectancy must be 200-300 years of age then for any of this to make sense. Based on life expectancy more than half of the crew would not survive this journey due to natural aging.
Well the crew spend a lot of their time in hypersleep, which the engineer dude says in yet more heavy-handed exposition to the junior engineer. And you don't age in hypersleep. Hence the very high pay. But they're shown as waking each other in shifts which implies that there are always some of them awake at the same time. And the fact that they are not freezing the creatures means that yes, there are expectations that you can keep all of them alive over decades of journey as you later point out. It's all starting to reach the same level as the Engineers sharing DNA with humans in Prometheus. I was okay with some Von Danniken style ancient alien presence and even interference in human evolution. But if their DNA is basically human then they must also come from Earth as we have DNA in common with every other species on Earth too. And this goes back millions of years. Humans evolved on Earth barring some omnipotent-level falsification of fossils and evolution. Engineers could have tweaked it but what Prometheus says is that the engineers are human, more or less. The number of things that don't make sense in Alien: Earth has now hit that level.

And it's more obvious because they're not to do with knowledge of evolution, but basic character contradictions.

It's an interesting idea who you might pick for a sixty-year voyage. You have two routes as I see it: You pick people who due to trauma or personality issues, have no close connections to anybody and might be willing to just sign up for a misfit crew off on a mission with a promise of returning rich one day. You can even market it to them as an in-built social group of new friends with a shared purpose. Or alternately you can take existing close relationships and transplant them wholesale, typically couples who want to spend their time together. I don't need to highlight how risky the second one is of course.

But this show doesn't really do that. Frankly, you'd be insane to send some of these people on an expensive mission no matter how desperate you were. They manage to be an actual negative contribution, they're worse than useless.

Also, FWIW, in the lore hypersleep isn't just about passing long months without consuming supplies or uselessly aging doing nothing. It's a necessity because going faster than light fucks with your mental state. Though that's never been depicted in movies.

FWIW, I took the tapping to be a distraction on the part of the eyeball thing to get the dopey scientist to look its way. I'd have to rewatch, but does it actually point to the tick? I thought it might be helping at first, but it just seems distracting was more appropriate.
I suppose one could interpret it that way but I feel the scene really leans to it as a warning. She hasn't noticed the tick escaping and is busy with her water and notes. It really seems to be trying to alert her. And appears frustrated when she tells it to shut up and goes to put it back on the shelf.
 
FWIW, I took the tapping to be a distraction on the part of the eyeball thing to get the dopey scientist to look its way. I'd have to rewatch, but does it actually point to the tick? I thought it might be helping at first, but it just seems distracting was more appropriate.
That was the intent, according to Hawley on the official podcast:
why Smashing Pumpkins as a closing song?
Weyland-Yutani headquarters is in Chicago. Billy Corgan is a Space Jockey Engineer. It's like poetry, it rhymes.
 
Well the crew spend a lot of their time in hypersleep, which the engineer dude says in yet more heavy-handed exposition to the junior engineer. And you don't age in hypersleep. Hence the very high pay. But they're shown as waking each other in shifts which implies that there are always some of them awake at the same time.
Given how Yutani for whatever reason is willing to let a fairly top of the line looking star freighter like the Maginot would be in the mid 2050s to go on long expeditions like that, I'm not surprised that they'd be forced to get out of shifts. Hypersleep is a process that has some negative consequences if stuck in it for too long, somewhere between a couple of years to a decade after entering the freezer. I believe there also is a small chance of a malfunction that is lethal too, so having someone check isn't a stupid idea.

The problem is what resupply would they have, and how do they stop information leaks; they'd need to actually have proprietary infrastructure all throughout their search for CGI shitslop monsters. Also the amount of money wasted on this endeavor over just having shorter probes as you chart space do it for you. Again, the Nostromo doing it makes sense; it was a company asset enroute and passing through. The Sulaco in Aliens likely was the nearest vessel for an expedition and had its team selected due to a combination of the NCO's logistical and leadership ability and willingness to listen to command, and Gorman's inexperience allowing Burke more leverage.

You need to have a logic in the Maginot. I'd have personally made it a scout ship set to stake planet claims and for asset acquisition. With that in mind you'd need a pretty good crew, likely a team ironically closer to what the Prometheus was supposed to be. Geologist, Astronavigation/Physicist to chart systems, Xenobiologist, Corporate Warrant Officer, Medic, that sort of thing. Shame they're played dumbly.

TBH that's a factor in why I don't buy the Maginot being out there for decades like that, especially since besides Prodigy they seem to be doing shit all with the other companies. I can't wait for them to fuck up Seegson. Why not ask me about our amazing writing staff.
And the fact that they are not freezing the creatures means that yes, there are expectations that you can keep all of them alive over decades of journey as you later point out.
That's pretty damn stupid too, since for all you could argue that freezing them might not affect them or kill them, they'd still be expected to need resources to survive. Well I guess the Xeno doesn't, since a big factor on it having acid for blood is it ambiently gains energy from ambient atmosphere. If I had to guess its blood is akin to a chemical battery and it just needs access to some energy to store in it.

But that'd still be something you'd need to factor in; food and containment.
It's an interesting idea who you might pick for a sixty-year voyage. You have two routes as I see it: You pick people who due to trauma or personality issues, have no close connections to anybody and might be willing to just sign up for a misfit crew off on a mission with a promise of returning rich one day. You can even market it to them as an in-built social group of new friends with a shared purpose. Or alternately you can take existing close relationships and transplant them wholesale, typically couples who want to spend their time together. I don't need to highlight how risky the second one is of course.
For all I shit on and dislike Covenant, I can at least state that Ridley Scott was smart enough to actually think of this when he set and made it a colony ship. All crew were couples or in relationships or closely bonded. Allegedly. This was also the logic that James Cameron had for Hadley's Hope; the terraforming and wildcatter crews would perform more if they could cart families to the ass end of a shit rock like Acheron.
Also, FWIW, in the lore hypersleep isn't just about passing long months without consuming supplies or uselessly aging doing nothing. It's a necessity because going faster than light fucks with your mental state. Though that's never been depicted in movies.
It's mostly hinted in other media and most pushed by the RPG, but essentially a strong form of space cabin fever occurs due to staring and functioning in a state of space-time that humans aren't adapted to it. They don't explain the why, but eventually it results in severe mood swings and psychosis, as well as some mental acuity decline.

Also fun fact; to ensure you don't go mad in the tube or suffer brain damage, it's extremely common for pods to allow just enough neural activity to dream. It's a big factor in Ripley being fucked up in Aliens; she had nightmares about the Nostromo and the Xeno for all those years.

Other fun fact: dreaming is a legit business and commodity in Alien's setting. Good lucid dreamers are their own niche of entertainer, and their dreams often get sold specifically to aid hypersleepers.
That was the intent, according to Hawley on the official podcast:
Well he botched it, just like he did his awful retelling of Alien to pad run time due to not having anywhere near as good a story for a TV show as he thought he did. It makes the eye-thing look more like a 'hero monster' due to that failure in execution. Compare to the old idea that Kane's Son and Jones were working together to kill each other due to how the cat stared and slow blinked at Brett's death.
 
That was the intent, according to Hawley on the official podcast:
Wait, what? Seriously? SERIOUSLY? That is SO far from how it came across to me in the scene that I'm just blown away. Forgive me that I wont click your actual video - seeing and hearing Noah Hawley would just annoy me but I'll take your word for it.

Wow - that scene completely fails to convey that for me. And I'm glad to see @Adamska confirm I'm not alone in that.


That's pretty damn stupid too, since for all you could argue that freezing them might not affect them or kill them, they'd still be expected to need resources to survive. Well I guess the Xeno doesn't, since a big factor on it having acid for blood is it ambiently gains energy from ambient atmosphere. If I had to guess its blood is akin to a chemical battery and it just needs access to some energy to store in it.
Huh. In all my years I'd never heard of or considered the acid blood as an energy storage mechanism. That's actually brilliant. Acid can be a store of energy. If you thought of that yourself then kudos is deserved. That's really clever.
 
If you thought of that yourself then kudos is deserved. That's really clever.
I did not come up with that on my own; one of the British Aliens mags that Dark Horse made in the early 1990s stated that they gained their energy and sustenance from their blood alone; I think it was done to explain why they didn't need to eat any of the colonists. That comic and magazine run had a lot of tech specs in it, and formed the nucleus of what would become the Colonial Marines Technical Manual.

I at most clarified it by referencing how chemical batteries use acid to direct charge to gain voltage, and used how lead-acids can be rechargeable. My guess is that there's something internal to the alien that draws negative charge to a positive core or vice versa. Likely some internal mechanism.

Given its exoskeleton's silicon, I don't think it's unreasonable. Hell, its chitin being silicon, or at least I assume so given how the facehugger's skin sheds proteins to become silicon, means that it being a living battery makes more sense; that makes its skin semiconductive. Hell it likely uses pheromones and chemicals internally to determine how it absorbs that energy. Maybe that's what the drool and slime's for.

Again, there's a lot of shit you can whip up for why a megacorp might want these guys. Think about how if you could get this system to work for a synthetic; it'd not need recharging anywhere near as often.
 
That is SO far from how it came across to me in the scene that I'm just blown away.
I thought it was trying to warn her at first, but when it escaped, I had a "wait a second..." moment and went back.

The first time the eye taps the glass, the tick hasn't even started escaping, so it seems like the eye was testing to see what she'd do if it made a noise. Then it sits quietly and watches her watching the tick that's feeding on the dead rat while the other one crawls up top, opens the iris and gets out. It doesn't start banging on the glass again until after the tick's already out of the container and starting to go down the opposite side from the dumbass scientist. If it hadn't thumped the glass right when it did, she would have seen the tick drop past the clear part of the container.

I also thought, if you flip the roles and imagine being abducted by retarded alien giants who keep doing weird experiments on you and some other non-human specimens, what would you do if you saw another alien making an escape attempt? Depending on how much of a threat the other alien is, of course. But the eyeball seems like it could slap the ticks around, and it's fast enough and can Spider-Man away if outnumbered. Although I wouldn't want to be in a falling glass tube if I were about 2/3 eye and 1/3 tentacle.
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Smartest character on that ship.
And even Chibuzo should be able to see this coming:
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This is a truly autistic lore question, but has any of the expanded Alien(s) universe material ever said how these commercial crews are paid? I've always figured the Nostromo crew was getting a "share" of the profits from the ore being towed home.

Alien Earth keeps throwing the shares language around again for the Maginot crew, but what are they getting a share of? How does one price a new alien species? I know that the writers are just copying the existing language of the universe, but it got me thinking. I also realize this is well outside the frame of the story.

I do like the thought that all the smart crew members were killed off collecting the samples and now we're left with the "just get us home in one piece" crew. Or the night shift as I call them.
 
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