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A L I E N: Welcome To Erf episodes 1 & 2 arrive on August 12. Promo stills from the show, instead of FX's preferred vibes-based ads are here (sauce):
Sydney Chandler plays Wendy:
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Alex Lawther plays Hermit, Diêm Camille plays Siberian, Moe Bar-El plays Rashidi:
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Timothy Olyphant plays Kirsch:
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Samuel Blenkin plays Boy Kavalier, which I'm amazed is the actual character name and not a placeholder for casting calls and such:
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Adrian Edmonson plays Atom Eins, another wtf name:
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David Rysdahl plays Arthur, Essie Davis plays Dame Sylvia:
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Sandra Yi Sencindiver plays some Yutani or another:
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New synopsis:
When the mysterious deep space research vessel USCSS Maginot crash-lands on Earth, “Wendy” (Sydney Chandler) and a ragtag group of tactical soldiers make a fateful discovery that puts them face-to-face with the planet’s greatest threat in FX’s Alien: Earth.

In the year 2120, the Earth is governed by five corporations: Prodigy, Weyland-Yutani, Lynch, Dynamic, and Threshold. In this Corporate Era, cyborgs (humans with both biological and artificial parts) and synthetics (humanoid robots with artificial intelligence) exist alongside humans. But the game is changed when the wunderkind Founder and CEO of Prodigy Corporation unlocks a new technological advancement: hybrids (humanoid robots infused with human consciousness).

The first hybrid prototype, named Wendy (Chandler), marks a new dawn in the race for immortality. After Weyland-Yutani’s spaceship collides with Prodigy City, Wendy and the other hybrids encounter mysterious life forms more terrifying than anyone could have ever imagined.
>a ragtag group of tactical soldiers
kill marketers, behead marketers, etc.
 
I've avoided reading summaries for this though I've seen the cast shots and the teaser trailers. I guess I'll have to watch this because it's the Alien franchise but I'm bracing myself for how bad it is likely to be in Current Year. What have I got left, two and a half-months before the axe falls on one of my favourite franchises.
 
I guess I'll have to watch this because it's the Alien franchise
Why? It's not even the same franchise anymore. All of the original writers and producers are dead. H.R. Giger is not part of the series anymore. This is just more bastardization and artistic vandalism of a once promising science fiction and horror property. The only people working on this franchise just want it as some DEI vehicle or free marketing for their lame and boring ideas for their own stories.
What have I got left, two and a half-months before the axe falls on one of my favourite franchises.
Franchise has been dead for decades. This is the same cycle for the retards at AVPGalaxy or Reddit. They announce a new film or show, corporate run fan sites and social media fawn over the trailers, show is released and it is awful, websites praise the show as being the best of all time, anyone who criticizes the new show or movie is banned, old fans replaced by new fans.

We're at the point where on most of the Alien "fan" websites being pro faggot or nigger is more important than actually understanding the original elements of the actual franchise. Or even having worked on the franchise. It's just another co-opted piece of media to be used to promote social and political agendas. I highly doubt that this new show will be anything worthwhile.
 
They should have gone with Eddie Hitler.
Your post made me double-take and go back and re-read the original post. Adrian Edmonson? The guy from Bottom? This Adrian Edmondson? Vivian from The Young Ones Adrian Edmonson? This guy?
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Bongs of a certain generation will know what I mean when I ask "surely there must be two Adrian Edmondsons?" The thought of Vivian in an Aliens show is too funny. What's he going to do? Headbutt the xenomorph? Take it on in University Challenge?

Why? It's not even the same franchise anymore. All of the original writers and producers are dead. H.R. Giger is not part of the series anymore. This is just more bastardization and artistic vandalism of a once promising science fiction and horror property. The only people working on this franchise just want it as some DEI vehicle or free marketing for their lame and boring ideas for their own stories.
I'm kind of invested. I need to at least give it a try just so I'm in the loop, even if it's trash. If it's terrible, I'll drop it though, don't worry.
 
I'm kind of invested. I need to at least give it a try just so I'm in the loop, even if it's trash. If it's terrible, I'll drop it though, don't worry.
With you there, I just wanna see if someone can make a good Alien thing this century.

The political shit has never bothered me, mostly because the original movie has somewhat feminist/anti-corporate themes, but it's just that now we're way worse at being subtle about it, and nothing can speak for itself there has to be about 400 5th grade reading level articles espousing the themes everyone missed.
 
Bongs of a certain generation will know what I mean when I ask "surely there must be two Adrian Edmondsons?" The thought of Vivian in an Aliens show is too funny. What's he going to do? Headbutt the xenomorph? Take it on in University Challenge?
Alien vs The Young Ones was the crossover I never knew I wanted
 
Your post made me double-take and go back and re-read the original post. Adrian Edmonson? The guy from Bottom? This Adrian Edmondson? Vivian from The Young Ones Adrian Edmonson? This guy?
Man that brings me back...
But seriously, are there two Adrian Edmondsons?
 
With you there, I just wanna see if someone can make a good Alien thing this century.

The political shit has never bothered me, mostly because the original movie has somewhat feminist/anti-corporate themes, but it's just that now we're way worse at being subtle about it, and nothing can speak for itself there has to be about 400 5th grade reading level articles espousing the themes everyone missed.
It was possible to make a good Alien TV show before 2008 I think. The problem is they fired and nuked the writers twice now and are forced to take on fucking idiots who don't understand the medium but are a part of the unions. So you have shit writing.

Then you have the director choices; they're not completely thinned out and fucked like the writing base for the show, and the guy in charge does reference the prior works like he did with Fargo. I'll give this a sort of pass but I won't bother for one reason: he fell for the Ridley Scott is the abiter of this shit lie. He didn't bother following the other guys' notes like the Creative Assembly team did, and he sure as fuck didn't consult Cameron, who did way more worldbuilding than Scott ever fucking did. Hell, didn't even trawl the RPG or stuff from the many Alien3 scripts to borrow. The UPP has a lot of potential they're going to refuse to use I think.

And then you have the producers on top of all of those things to boot. This is RatCo slop, and they're malicious and retarded. They will interfere with and hammer out really fucking stupid messages and ideas, and will have hired directors who don't have the panache or chops to nail this IP. They will also demand the things to happen to get the keys to jangle and the jenkem huffers to flail and stumble.

I expect the leaked plot to all be true. That the main character will be strong boring forgettable character with booba from fear of being called sexist crying about the ghost girl in her brain as she super soldiers the Alien with her minstrel show minority and the sobbing soyman that will be the ghost girl's brother.

I expect to be about 80% right when I ranted about the details of this show, and I expect it to be a wet fucking fart due to the Production and due to failing basic horror 101 methods.
 
Are you an Alien fan first, Predator fan second or a Predator fan first, Alien fan second?
I'm a Predator fan first.

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Alien vs The Young Ones was the crossover I never knew I wanted
Scene: Int. Kitchen. It is filthy. Mike enters carrying a large bag.

Mike: Guys. You're not going to believe this, but I've just made my, I mean, our fortunes. (He produces a large leathery object, like an egg or something.)
Neil: What is it?
Mike: It's a xenomorph egg. I got it off Achmed at the corner shop. Peter Weyland will pay millions for this.
Vivian: I hate Solsbury Bloody Hill.
Mike: That's Peter Gabriel you muppet.
Neil: Uh, guys, I don't mean to like alarm anybody because like we should all try to maintain a positive spiritual vibe, but like this egg-thing is opening.
Mike: Life! Organic life!
Neil: Well, so long as it's organic.
Cut to external shot: long scream.

Scene: Int. Kitchen. Vivian is stretched out on the table. An alien emerges from his bloody chest. It has a mohawk and tiny stars on its head.

Vivian: "I'm a mummy! I think I'll call him... Errol."


With you there, I just wanna see if someone can make a good Alien thing this century.

The political shit has never bothered me, mostly because the original movie has somewhat feminist/anti-corporate themes, but it's just that now we're way worse at being subtle about it, and nothing can speak for itself there has to be about 400 5th grade reading level articles espousing the themes everyone missed.
Alien(s) is feminist but only in the traditional "if a woman can do the job she should be allowed to do the job" sense, not the Third Wave 'women are better' sense. Best illustration of this is the scene where Ripley asks Apone and Hicks if there's anything she can do and Apone says "I don't know - is there anything you can do?" That's a male approach to social interaction - challenge and response. She's thrown for a second and then says "Well I can drive that loader". It's not trying to invalidate male social interaction or say they're wrong for challenging her. Instead she shows she's capable and can fit in. Modern approach would show they were wrong and sexist to question her and she'd humiliate them by being better than they were and they'd act chagrined. That's a key difference between then and now. Then is showing women can get the job done. Now is showing normal male interaction is wrong.
 
Alien(s) is feminist but only in the traditional "if a woman can do the job she should be allowed to do the job" sense, not the Third Wave 'women are better' sense. Best illustration of this is the scene where Ripley asks Apone and Hicks if there's anything she can do and Apone says "I don't know - is there anything you can do?" That's a male approach to social interaction - challenge and response. She's thrown for a second and then says "Well I can drive that loader". It's not trying to invalidate male social interaction or say they're wrong for challenging her. Instead she shows she's capable and can fit in. Modern approach would show they were wrong and sexist to question her and she'd humiliate them by being better than they were and they'd act chagrined. That's a key difference between then and now. Then is showing women can get the job done. Now is showing normal male interaction is wrong.
The third movie kind of fucked this up by making Ripley want to kill herself, and then doing it. I know Sigourney probably wanted out but it's still a pretty shitty send off for that character, especially with the edition that Newt, Bishop and Hicks all died so her badass efforts in Aliens amounted to nothing.
3 could have been interesting with an all male prison suddenly having to deal with this rapist alien parasite, but it infects a dog and a woman shows up to deal with it anyway. *disappointing trumpet noise*
 
The third movie kind of fucked this up by making Ripley want to kill herself, and then doing it.
It's a horror franchise about rape. First film has people dying by being raped and their rape baby killing them from the inside. Third film is another horrifying scenario where the person kills themselves to make sure that the rape baby is never born. But she's at least dying to prevent Weyland Yutani from taking advantage of the alien parasite (before it was retconned). It's supposed to be excruciating and awful.

I'd rather have the horror of Alien 3 than the girl power stupidity of "get away from her you bitch!" and Ripley having the arm strength to hang on while an alien queen and power loader are being sucked out of a space vacuum.
I know Sigourney probably wanted out
She actually hated Alien 3 and wanted to return to the franchise again to retcon the ending for Ripley. She also keeps saying that she wants to do Neill Bomkamp's version of Alien as well. She also talked to James Cameron in the past about the Alien franchise and would often repeat verbatim things he said about the past and future of the films. She'd probably do another Alien film if James Cameron directed it.
Are you an Alien fan first, Predator fan second or a Predator fan first, Alien fan second?
I'm a Predator fan first.
The Alien films are better but the Predator series seem to get the better comics and books. And most Predator fans seem to want the Alien crossover. While a lot of Alien fans seem to hate the Predator franchise. But the directions of both franchises are a joke now. Autism Predators. And the awful Engineer and religion plots. Looks like the newer Alien projects will lean closer to AvP though and put the aliens on Earth before the events of Alien at least.
 
And most Predator fans seem to want the Alien crossover. While a lot of Alien fans seem to hate the Predator franchise.
Completely agree. I find the differences between the two groups interesting. Alien fans are more serious, pessimistic, and have higher standards. Predator fans are more fun-loving, but prone to slop-enjoying.
 
The third movie kind of fucked this up by making Ripley want to kill herself, and then doing it. I know Sigourney probably wanted out but it's still a pretty shitty send off for that character, especially with the edition that Newt, Bishop and Hicks all died so her badass efforts in Aliens amounted to nothing.
3 could have been interesting with an all male prison suddenly having to deal with this rapist alien parasite, but it infects a dog and a woman shows up to deal with it anyway. *disappointing trumpet noise*
Dog? DOG?! Oh no - you saw the Theatrical Cut!

More seriously though - I don't know if that's the only version you've seen but the Assembly Cut runs over thirty minutes longer and the majority of that is character moments. It's immeasurably better and on top of that, it's more coherent as well - fewer characters who just vanish from the script without explanation for example.

Those differences aside, I don't see the third movie undermining the Ripley character. It's a bit jarring when she suddenly proposes sex with Charles Dance's character but the theme of self-sacrifice, the competence, I think it's all there. This is a woman who went back for a cat after all.

I get the sentiment about Newt and Hicks' deaths because I felt it too when I watched the movie. However, and I know this isn't an original sentiment, it is a horror franchise and more than just that, it's a Cosmic Horror franchise. Cosmic Horror being a specific genre epitomised by H P Lovecraft's works where the horror comes from the uncaring indifference of the Universe to us.

If you compare with say the horror films of Guilermo del Toro such as The Devil's Backbone or The Labyrinth of the Fawn, they are scary and have moments of horror (the latter in particular has some brutal scenes) but they're also a journey in which the protagonist finds meaning and a resolution of some kind. Ridley Scott's original vision is in accord with that. Whether it's the sheer hostility of the xenomorph in the first or the fact that the Engineers seem not to care for their creations at all. Everything comes down to a horror in which the Universe is cold, uncaring and humanity is isolated and unprepared for everything that's out there. Prometheus and Covenant follow on from that and Romulus despite flaws, also keys into it with Rook's speech about Man never being meant for the stars, that the species is too weak, too fragile. It's Cameron's Aliens which bucks the trend and brings in meaning and Hero's Journey.

All that to make the point that whilst Newt and Hick's deaths are a gut punch, they're also very on-brand for Cosmic Horror. Finch's film threads the needle by preserving much of the bleakness of the wider franchise but giving Ripley's death some meaning. I honestly like the film a lot.

So long as it's the Assembly Cut. ;)


It's a horror franchise about rape. First film has people dying by being raped and their rape baby killing them from the inside. Third film is another horrifying scenario where the person kills themselves to make sure that the rape baby is never born. But she's at least dying to prevent Weyland Yutani from taking advantage of the alien parasite (before it was retconned). It's supposed to be excruciating and awful.
Yes, it has strong rape themes. One of the most interesting being that it's an inversion in that the xenomorph impregnates male characters. That's meant to add an extra layer of horror for male viewers as on some level sexual roles and violence is reversed. The xenomorph is often characterised as female, though Cameron kind of reasserted more normal roles by creating the queen which is explicitly characterised as female.

I'd rather have the horror of Alien 3 than the girl power stupidity of "get away from her you bitch!" and Ripley having the arm strength to hang on while an alien queen and power loader are being sucked out of a space vacuum.
Minor quibbles on this example: She's not supporting the weight of the queen and the loader with one arm. They're being blown out into Space by the force of the air and being outside the ship at least partially at that point, probably aren't subject to the ship's artificial gravity. Now it's still enough force to move the queen and loader but given neither have anything to stand on, it doesn't need to be anywhere near 1G to be moving them. Also, Ripley's trainer (sneaker for the yanks) comes off. Between a braced armlock around the ladder rung and a bit of elasticated shoe, I put my money on the former.

Not disagreeing with your point, just nitpicking your example as I think Aliens is an excellently done film. Just not as in keeping with the sub-genre.

And I think all can agree that whether you like Ripley's "Bitch" line in 2 or not, it's infinitely less stupid than Andy repeating it in Romulus for Memberberries.
 
Are you an Alien fan first, Predator fan second or a Predator fan first, Alien fan second?
I'm a fan of both equally because I became a fan through the Kenner toys.


As far as who wins then it depends on the scenario:

One Alien VS One Predator who has his gear: Predator wins.

One Predator VS an Alien hive with a Queen: Aliens most likely win.

A clan of Predators VS an Alien hive with a Queen: Predators win.

A clan of Predators VS an Alien hive with a Queen that spawned from some other unknown species: ???
 
Are you an Alien fan first, Predator fan second or a Predator fan first, Alien fan second?
I'm a Predator fan first.

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Pretty clear I'm more an Alien fan. Difference is I do like the AvP content; I love the first two games, the comics were nice, and for all I shat on the films, I've seen them. I also do like them a bit more than the recent Alien films since they knew their fucking nature as schlock.

I just don't want that shit in my purely Alien films. I'd be similarly annoyed if it crept into the Predator films beyond a wink/nod reference.
 
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