Alien: Covenant/Alien Series thoughts.

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It was an Alien versus Predator remake and Ridley Scott and his producers would copy a lot of the shots in the film as well nearly verbatim. But with Engineers as the ancient aliens instead of Predators. And the same story as the Weyland CEO seeking immortality inside the secrets contained in an ancient pyramid as well as a female scientist and explorer being the lead. But all Fox wanted to see was xenomorphs in the film and they hated the religious angle as well. Ridley said he didn't want xenomorphs as the 'alien was cooked' and overused in the franchise. Fox would not budge and also hated the whole 'Jesus was an Engineer' storyline and refused to allow that to even be hinted at in the film.
Wow, everyone had bad ideas all around and none of this can be compromised. I still end up sympathizing more for the studio though. Their ideas are bad, but they are logical marketing kinds of stupid ideas; you really can't call a movie without Xenomorphs Alien anything, after all. Ridley's Scott's ideas are pseudo-intellectual pretentious bad ideas that were better executed by Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin in Stargate.
 
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I went to see Alien Romulus in IMAX last night. Out of the three new ones. Romulus is the best I've seen so far. I grew up watching the Alien Franchise. I was pretty fuckin floored with Romulus. It was damn near perfect. A few critiques here and there imo. But I loved it.

1. I thought the impact event wasnt really needed and added a sense of urgency that was completely unnecessary, the movie would have been just as good if the space station were to have stayed drifting.

2. I feel like the Offspring should have grown in mass throughout interstellar space rather than within like 5 mins. It made zero sense how it got so big so fast.
Perhaps if it had ate Kay in stasis pod, and cocooned or something then burst out and woken up Andy and Rain.

Despite my critiques the movies was phenomenal, I do not regret seeing it in IMAX. it was well worth it. The best addition to the franchise so far, Fede Alvarez hit the fuckin nail on the head. Made the concept, of xenomorphs truly horrifying.

 
I kinda wish Prometheus was its own thing. The basic gist of the story was cool.
I liked how it felt like its own thing and was trying to be more... Traditional sci Fi instead of just being horror. Like a star trek episode gone wrong because everyone is too naive.
 
I'v seen a lot of shitting on this movie from the usual crowd, condemning it as another "modern" movie, preying on the popularity of its franchise, so i decided to check it out in my local cinema, since i got a free ticket from my corpo-benefit program.

I can say i had a true Alien experience, because something was fucked with the projector unit, and the movie was slightly blurred, like i was watching a 480p movie on a big screen.
Watching it on IMAX would be a good idea, because there are some spectacular environmental shots, that would enhance the viewing experience.

Right of the bat: it's not a bad, or terrible movie. That said, i wouldn't called it great or perfect either: it does have many problems, along with MC being a little Mary Su-ish (not that she is girl-bossing her way to victory, more like - she is extremely lucky in many precarious situations, that she finds herself in), along with the general premise of the Xenos presence in the movie and the unnecessary memberberries (although i did chuckled when not-Bishop said the line, so i guess it worked, eh?).

I don't wanna go into autistic spoiler discussion, i just want to say: it's an okay movie, that have some great visuals, captures the Alien retro-futuristic aesthetic well and have some good, tension-building moments, that are, unfortunately, squandered by jump-scares and "modern" action sequences.

If you have money to spare (or free tickets) and like to watch some saturday night-type sci-fi, action movie (this is NOT a horror/thriller movie, by any stretch of the imagination) i would say give it a go, otherwise wait for some good quality rip or when it drops on streaming services in coupla months.

Honestly - a wasted potential, but not bad enough to warrant a standard delluge of critique, reserved for most of the current-year cinema.
 
Hot take: Blomkamp is a mediocre director and a lousy writer. I would rather have more slop from Scott than sequels by Neil.
He probably would have made the xenomorphs into an allegory for opressed people or something equally retarded.
The truth is Alien does not lend itself to good sequels. Cameron has the uncanny ability to repackage films into similar though great sequels, but everything else that's come out (and I say this as a fan of 3 and an admirer of parts of Prometheus) has been a pale imitation of the first film. It's a franchise that really shouldn't exist as a franchise, similar to Halloween.
I do love Aliens but it kinda ruined the xenos for me. I view the first movie as fantastic lovecraftian horror, Kane's Son is so, well alien lol, while at the same time having some twisted sense of humanity (like how its implied to rape Lambert, or it having a human skull under its dome) that makes it so unsettling, I also really dig the weirder shit they hint at with for example in that deleted scene where its shown to have the ability to turn people into eggs, in Aliens they're just animals, reduced to essentially being hive insects with an exotic reproduction method, the fact that you see them getting mowed down by the dozen also makes them a lot less scary (the design of the queen is fucking fantastic though).
They keep trying to explain the alien and I feel like that completely undermines what made it scary in the first place, I particularly hate Prometheus and Covenant for making them into a bioweapon gone wrong created by a deranged android but it's clear to me that Ridley Scott lost the plot ages ago, I'd bet good money on him being behind the inclusion of the retarded black goo shit in Romulus.
 
Ridley's Scott's ideas are pseudo-intellectual pretentious bad ideas that were better executed by Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin in Stargate.
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: Roland Emmerich did it better than you.

He probably would have made the xenomorphs into an allegory for opressed people or something equally retarded.
The spectacular thing about District-9 is what it says about the audience. So many people praising it as an allegory, bravely and insightfully talking about racism or the situation in South Africa. None of them seeming to notice that in this movie the Nigerians are all cannibal gangsters and the "prawns" who supposedly are a stand-in for Black South Africans are nearly all sub-normal IQ creatures that live in filth voluntarily and are violent and feckless.

The movie is racist as Hell and yet the audience is blind to it.
 
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The movie is racist as Hell and yet the audience is blind to it.

And the only good prawn is the one that escapes the hellhole leaving his clearly inferior brethren behind.

I don't think Blomkamp would have made an inferior Alien movie compared to Scott's mental diarrhea. The man had clearly a sense for action... but he needed someone to write for him. I've rarely seen someone waste so many chances in movie making until you get dumped into the Youtube shorts and mercenary movie making (the last movie he threw out was a Gran Turismo adaptation, I shit you not). Blomkamp was such a waste of visual talent, pity he truly had only one story to tell.
 
I get why this scene was cut such as revealing the whole creature (and it being a man in a suit) before it was blasted out of the escape vessel, the crab walk making it come off less terrifying, and concept art for the scene showed the alien was disguising itself to catch Lambert by surprised. But with later installments showing full renders of it either through practical or special effects along with expanding on the lore, the "controversy" of this scene feels tame in hindsight.

 
Like how its implied to rape Lambert.
It's actually Parker's leg getting pulled by the xenomorph if you look closely. But they cleverly reedited the scene so that it looks like Lambert is being raped. In the original Alien script Lambert was going to be sucked through a tiny hole in the hull into space with her organs being ripped from her body like the newborn death in Alien Resurrection. But they didn't have the budget to film the airlock scenes in Alien so it was scrapped. You still see Ripley bleeding from the nose though from being exposed to an open airlock. Ridley Scott improvised Lambert's death on set and through editing.
The crab walk making it come off less terrifying.
The crab walk was taken from a famous deleted scene in The Exorcist where the girl is walking up the stairs on all fours. The crab walking xenomorph just looks goofy and nonthreatening. Like Lambert and Parker should be bursting into laughter and pointing at the alien instead of cowering in fear.
 
Everyone's gone Alien crazy and I 100% include myself in that. I got round to watching Covenant finally a few days ago since my twitter timeline is full of nothing but David memes, and I thougth it was pretty fun. I reckon my opinion is skewed, though, because Prometheus came out when I was a teenager and it was the first Alien movie I watched.

i know some people hate the engineers and the bioweapon plotline, but personally I dig the idea of stumbling across the decaying remains of a civilisation detsroyed by its own meddling in powers beyond its control. The broadening of the motherhood allegory to include creation in general feels like a good development to keep things fresh and very appropriate given the current concerns re: AI and the environment, but still in touch with the 70s-80s horror and sci-fi ideas (eg terminator, blade runner) regarding technology and the meaning/value of humanity in a world where robots can look just like people. The idea of looking for your maker only to find it already dead and gone appeals to me too. I hope any future movies delve more into these ideas about being dissapointed with your maker and the different ways that the human and android characters deal with this.

The only thing I don't like is the interchangeable female protagonists. Obviously no one replaces Ripley, but I'm disappointed that Shaw got offscreened in Covenant. Given the importance of female leads in the previous movies, treating them so expendably now feels inappropriate.

My final thoughts on Covenant are that Fassbender's performance as David could save any shithouse movie they put him in. The movie was kind fo dumb but I really enjoyed whenever he was on screen.
 


The new movies are as lifelike as this replica of ripley.
 
with the two landers acting as gunship support; carrying enough firepower to flatten a city in a few minutes.
Literal space marines need to be depicted more often as being well trained tough sons of bitches who can hold their own in a firefight with their dropships being both the valkyries that spirit them from orbit to ground and back again, and also avenging angels laying the weight of their firepower onto the enemies of their charges.
 
Literal space marines need to be depicted more often as being well trained tough sons of bitches who can hold their own in a firefight with their dropships being both the valkyries that spirit them from orbit to ground and back again, and also avenging angels laying the weight of their firepower onto the enemies of their charges.
Too high iq.

One of the fundamental problems of every movie post Aliens is its literally all the same; group of utterly naive/clueless individuals killed one by one like every other rando slasher movie. Absolutely retarded for a marquee IP.

Give me a movie with Marines who understand the threat and are equipped with appropriate weapons/tech.
 
Too high iq.

One of the fundamental problems of every movie post Aliens is its literally all the same; group of utterly naive/clueless individuals killed one by one like every other rando slasher movie. Absolutely retarded for a marquee IP.

Give me a movie with Marines who understand the threat and are equipped with appropriate weapons/tech.
Starship Troopers 3?

 
Too high iq.

One of the fundamental problems of every movie post Aliens is its literally all the same; group of utterly naive/clueless individuals killed one by one like every other rando slasher movie. Absolutely retarded for a marquee IP.

Give me a movie with Marines who understand the threat and are equipped with appropriate weapons/tech.
I want a Generation Kill set in the Aliens universe. Not even a bug hunt, just what the USCM is like when they're not getting picked off in a hive while the ROE prevents them from using their weapons.
 
It's actually Parker's leg getting pulled by the xenomorph if you look closely. But they cleverly reedited the scene so that it looks like Lambert is being raped. In the original Alien script Lambert was going to be sucked through a tiny hole in the hull into space with her organs being ripped from her body like the newborn death in Alien Resurrection. But they didn't have the budget to film the airlock scenes in Alien so it was scrapped. You still see Ripley bleeding from the nose though from being exposed to an open airlock. Ridley Scott improvised Lambert's death on set and through editing.
Nah, it's actually Brett's legs. His death was supposed to be notably more gory. The tail was supposed to slam through his neck and then the Alien would crush his head with his hands. During the Christmas Screenings, a decent chunk of the producers and Scott himself realized that less would've been more, since they wanted to minimize how often you saw the Xeno on screen. The Christmas screenings also being the "three hour cut", which really was mostly due to there being multiple takes and long shots to have on hand in case it was needed.

Lambert's death changed often since they never could figure out how to kill her. They realized early on they couldn't afford the Airlock scene, since budget went over by then (it was never filmed, Weaver developed a nosebleed during filming and it was kept in for a lot of reasoning; examples including it showed her humanity vs Ash's inhumanity, or to show she was absolutely stressed out).

Lambert's death was originally to be that she got so scared she crawled into a footlocker and died of fright. She also originally was supposed to have been torched by Parker in an even earlier death script, since the Alien used her as a human shield. They ran out of time filming it, so used Brett's extended death cuts and it worked real well with ADR. Also Yaphet Kotto demanded rather intensely that his death scene last longer; he was supposed to die instantly from a neckbreak/head smash and he absolutely refused to do that. On the final shots of his death he openly said "I'm killing him today" since he wanted to show he was going down swinging.
The crab walk was taken from a famous deleted scene in The Exorcist where the girl is walking up the stairs on all fours. The crab walking xenomorph just looks goofy and nonthreatening. Like Lambert and Parker should be bursting into laughter and pointing at the alien instead of cowering in fear.
It was supposed to be off putting; in fact the tail reaching out to her was supposed to hint that the creature was fully intelligent and could communicate. Up to and including gaining some memory from the host it grew from. It's also shown by how Scott fought hard to try and kill Ripley at the end, with the Alien mimicking her voice. Producers and O'Bannon fought that one hard since they thought it was a shitty ending.
 
Give me a movie with Marines who understand the threat and are equipped with appropriate weapons/tech.

But then where does your conflict come in? So you send in a bunch of Marines who know it all and have fuck you levels of firepower to wipe out the threat and go home? That isn't compelling. You've gotta have a thread of mystery surrounding the threat.
 
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