Alex Jones creates new copypasta - The Internet thanks you for your service, Alex

It's not quite as good as the Navy Seals, but it's still pretty great.

In fact, let me say this right now. Let me tell — I’m not against gay people. OK. I love them, they’re great folks. But Schiff looks like the archetypal cocksucker with those little deer-in-the-headlight eyes and all his stuff. And there’s something about this fairy, hopping around, bossing everybody around, trying to intimidate people like me and you, I want to tell Congressman Schiff and all the rest of them, “Hey listen asshole, quit saying Roger and I” — and I’ve never used cussing in 22 years but the gloves are off — “listen you son of a bitch, what the fuck’s your problem? You want to sit here and say that I’m a goddamn, fucking Russian. You get in my face with that I’ll beat your goddamn ass, you son of a bitch. You piece of shit. You fucking goddamn fucker. Listen fuckhead, you have fucking crossed a line. Get that through your goddamn fucking head. Stop pushing your shit. You’re the people that have fucked this country over and gangraped the shit out of it and lost an election. So stop shooting your mouth off claiming I’m the enemy. You got that you goddamn son of a bitch? Fill your hand.” I’m sorry, but I’m done. You start calling me a foreign agent, those are fucking fighting words. Excuse me.

http://www.newsweek.com/alex-jones-threat-congressman-may-be-felony-579730

 

[MrJokerRager]

 

[soy_king]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wri3KIxlGRw

Not as good as Jordan Peterson text to speech, but only because Peterson already sounds like Kermit on Xanax so it sounds a little more believable.

 

[thismanlies]

I for one fully support the idea that public officials in the United States of America should have their asses beaten by a naked Alex Jones for smearing their ideological opponents as Russian agents. I also believe that Tulsi Gabbard should bind Hillary Clinton to the stockades and charge people money to throw garbage at her with the money going towards buying ventilators and Corona Virus treatments for hospitals.

 

[Crabbed Hams]

Godspeed you crazy conspiracy man.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

All these years and Alex Jones is still making me laugh.

 

[haurchefant]

If the guy who tried to murder Rand Paul can get off with a slap on the wrist I don't see why Alex Jones should be held accountable for anything either. We know that assassination and attempted mutilation of public representatives is okay in this country.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Drink at all the f-bombs in Morgan Freeman's voice.