African-American Appreciation Thread - Not Actually an Appreciation Thread

[LaughJoke2.0]

You'd think niggers could find some sympathy for the guy with Tourette's given how little impulse control they have as a species. As for the 2 boys who raped a 12-year-old I don't even know if their victim was black or white all I know is I miss the days when their rehabilitation involved the end of a rope.

 

[Vriljami]

https://nypost.com/2026/03/01/us-news/shooting-at-nipsey-hussles-marathon-burger-grand-opening/

One person was killed and several others injured in a shooting Sunday at the late Nipsey Hussle’s Marathon Burger grand opening in Long Beach, where Snoop Dogg attended.

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A star-studded grand opening tied to the legacy of slain rap icon Nipsey Hussle descended into chaos Sunday when gunfire exploded outside a new Marathon Burger location in Long Beach — leaving multiple people shot and one dead.

The violence erupted at around 3:32 p.m. near Third Street and Pine Avenue as crowds came out for the highly anticipated launch of Marathon Burger, the fast food chain founded by Hussle’s estate. The Long Beach Police Department confirmed that the shooting involved multiple victims, including one fatality.

The motive, circumstances of the shooting, and suspect information remain under investigation, officials said.

The Long Beach outpost was opened in partnership with the Broadus family — including rap legend Snoop Dogg — who came out for the opening. Snoop was greeted by a sizable crowd of fans as he cut the ribbon, he was even seen flipping burgers in the back of the house.

But the celebratory mood was short-lived.

The violence reportedly began shortly afterwards.
Eyewitness video shows one person being transported in a gurney.

The shooting remains under active investigation.

Shooting in a black fast food joint? What is the world coming to?

 

[Unredacted TND]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oELnARhen3k

Her thighs are fire though.

 

[The Great One]

It's so funny to think about how ingrained SpongeBob SquarePants is into black internet culture and memes when they had zero involvement with actually making it. The writers, animators, voice actors and the creator are all white with a Jew or two. Zero black people. I wonder if in the future they will claim Stephen Hillenburg was acutally born Stef'an Washington and white people covered it up.
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According to the spongebob wiki, the only black people who have been slightly involved with spongebob squarepants are.
CeeLo Green
Biz Marke
Keith David
Kel Mitchell
LeBron James
Michael Strahan
Nyasha Hatendi?
Reggie Watts
Rupaul
Serena Williams
Sergio Ristie?
Snoop Dogg
Tiffany Haddish
And Wanda Sykes

 

[Turquoise]

Sorry if late...

Some of you may be familiar with Dr (now "Dr") Rashad Richey from TYT. He claims to have PhDs in Law, Quantum Physics, Education and other things, as well 6 or 7 master's degrees. Well, some Youtuber called Johnnie Walker Dread has a whole playlist on Rashad dating back several years but it's only in the last couple of months that Rashad's absurd claims have attracted mainstream attention. He claims to have gained the Law PhD and the Quantum Physics PhD during the same time period!

It seems he has actually been awarded a doctorate degree in Education and Policy from some Mickey Mouse institution online. However, Johnnie Walker Dread found his dissertation online and dissected his childish, unscholarly work with righteous indignation. A bunch of black Youtubers have hopped on the bandwagon and done their own expose videos, although I'd stick with Johnnie for the best intellectual takedown.

A month ago, in response to the black communiteh calling him out as a fraud, Rashad hired a private investigator to investigate himself. She found that all his qualifications were legit. Fancy that!

The PhD collector in action.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

You'd think niggers could find some sympathy for the guy with Tourette's given how little impulse control they have as a species. As for the 2 boys who raped a 12-year-old I don't even know if their victim was black or white all I know is I miss the days when their rehabilitation involved the end of a rope.

Black.

The victim was black too which is why they really don't want to talk about it.

When I heard the phrase "children commit gang rape", I instantly knew it was the usual suspects.

https://nypost.com/2026/03/01/us-news/shooting-at-nipsey-hussles-marathon-burger-grand-opening/

Shooting in a black fast food joint? What is the world coming to?

1) Nigger rapper is killed.
2) Restaurant honouring nigger is opened.
3) Nigger is killed at opening of restaurant honouring nigger killed in 1).
4) Next week: nigger is killed at funeral for nigger killed in 3).

Fucking white people...

The PhD collector in action.

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And he can't even shave that clownish pencil moustache symmetrically.

Are you John Waters?

No?

Then shave that stupid thing off.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

When I heard the phrase "children commit gang rape", I instantly knew it was the usual suspects.

I thought it was wetbacks, personally. They do this shit a lot.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

I thought it was wetbacks, personally. They do this shit a lot.

Okay, I'll be fair:

Perhaps my prejudice is (slightly) excessive, but I have never, ever heard of this sort of thing happening in the West in the last fifty years except with niggers. Can you point me toward some other non-nigger incidents of child-gang-rape?

And I'm not talking about a young but consensual gang-bang resulting in a regretful and pregnant 13-year-old girl as well as a very pissed-off father, but stuffing-rocks-into-her-mouth-as-she-begs-them-to-stop kind of shit.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I'm familiar with these channels using AI to make the thumbnails look like they're happening in broad daylight, but what the hell is this??
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Forget ragebaiting, we're back to the good ol' days of YouTube where people are putting half-naked women in the thumbnails for views.

"fuck me" pose for the camera or not, that bitch is the best example of the maxim "Never put your dick in crazy" that I've seen in a LONG time. Seriously, watch that vid if you haven't. Psycho sheboon goes from calm to Tasmanian Devil faster then flipping a light switch.

 

[Chromeo]

According to the spongebob wiki, the only black people who have been slightly involved with spongebob squarepants are.

SpongeBob was on non-cable TV. You had to pay more to see cartoon network or Disney channel, but nickelodeon was free with regular TV. Their broke ass families just didn't have cable.

 

[Chromeo]

"fuck me" pose for the camera or not, that bitch is the best example of the maxim "Never put your dick in crazy" that I've seen in a LONG time. Seriously, watch that vid if you haven't. Psycho sheboon goes from calm to Tasmanian Devil faster then flipping a light switch.

I'm glad I screenshotted it, they changed the thumbnail

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

SpongeBob was on non-cable TV. You had to pay more to see cartoon network or Disney channel, but nickelodeon was free with regular TV. Their broke ass families just didn't have cable.

First time I heard of that, Disney up until the mid 90's was it's own standalone premium channel like HBO or Showtime and Cartoon Network was your standard cable package channel same with Nickelodeon it was always a cable channel still is.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

I might be jumping the gun in my assumptions here, but if I can assume that the US Federal Government hires primarily niggers in positions like postal carriers and TSA then I'm probably right to assume they also hire them for Customs and inspections. Which would be why so much shit gets delivered broken or stolen if it goes through customs....

Holy fuck that scares the shit out of me in a rush to fill ranks of TSA in the early 2000s they hired some of laziest useless thieving niggers they could find. I could swear they went to every single LEO reject in the state and cold called them all. Can you imagine how it would go?

"Hello nig- er Tyrone Jefferson? I'm Agent Smith the TSA and I heard you were on track to be hired with the local Police Department but got DQ'd for the domestic violence charges and the general intellige- er um... Hey! how would like you like to make 70K a year and wear a uniform to work!? You get to harass random strangers trying to enjoy their vacation and there's not a god damn thing they can do about it! What about white people in suits traveling for business? Tell me you wouldn't love to fuck up their layover over some nail clippers that ended up in carry-on? C'mon it's not like some random black guy is gonna OD on fentanyl one day and they will overlook your criminal history that egregious and hire you for the PD. What are you waiting for?"

That's the more theatrical version of why your expensive/rare items go missing passing through airport security.

DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON THE NIGGER RUN USPS. In a US city that is maybe 20% black, why the fuck is it 80% at the USPS hubs and public accessible offices? For some reason they all really really look a like. Not the in the sense I'm racist (yes I am obviously) but, they could be cousins or half brothers/sisters. Kinda odd how that works out.

@seri0us , this is probably not the typical nigger story you were hoping for, I hope this satisfies and I swear on my far superior screenplay of TOPGUN 2: TOPGUNNIER, that this did in fact happen as best I can recall.

The details of laws are kinda important here, please bear with me. For all who do not recall YEARS ago AR-15's had this really odd thing where "arm braces" were in a perpetual grey zone. Nobody could tell you if they were legal or not even the ATF waffled back and fucking forth on a federal level. For all of you not aware if you have shoulder stock and your rifle barrel is UNDER 16" you have what is know as a "Short barreled rifle" AKA SBR. These are legal if you fill out the proper paperwork and the "arm braces" that you could rest against your shoulder were legal and NOT consider stocks they were arm braces.


Pictured above: Arm brace, totally not designed to wave your dick the ATF's face and throw that 7" AR into your shoulder and dump rounds.

I have built so many guns at this point I lost count, I ordered a brand new upper receiver for an AR I think it was a 10" 5.56, might have been a 9mm PCC upper honesty cannot recall. In the US an upper receiver is not consider a firearm or controlled part of firearm. When you attach it to a lower serial numbered receiver it had better be in a lawful configuration. People order uppers all the time in the US and it's legal everywhere I know in the US to this day. I might be wrong, not an attorney. So now my $700 upper has tracking number, it shows "ATTEMPTED DELIVERY SIGNATURE REQUIRED". That's odd nobody knocked on the door I was home all day. I go the my local nigger overrun USPS because nepotism.



Now if they X-ray my parcel they are gonna see something like this, I figure they might actually crack open a rule book or call a supervise but NOTHING is illegal about this, county/state/federal to own. You have kill them with kindness because it's the fucking post office and they're niggers. So I put on my shit eating grin go up to the counter and hand over the note left on the door the postman stuck on and ran like hell earlier that day, for some reason. nog disapears to the back for 5 minutes "He can't find it must be still with carrier" All I can think of is the Eugene Mirman standup bit about the "fuck pit" all the cust service reps sneak off too while they pretend to solve your issue. "So... should I wait for 5pm? or come back tomorrow or what?" Nog tells me carrier is coming back after 5 so it's pointless to wait.

I return the next day, same nog same siuation, "IDK your package isn't back there, are you sure the note and tracking info are correct"? I can hear my internal monologue fire up: "Well now that you mention it nigger I hit my head 2 days ago suffered a severe concussion and made up a complete random number for tracking parcel and this note the postman left? It's a forgery to waste both of our time, ya got me" In reality I ask him to check again describe the box size and weight, he comes back again says it might be out for delivery,

I come back day 3, same fucking deal no notes on my door of a missed delivery or anything in online tracking. I'm fucking sure this is some stall tactic and I'm going to get arrested or they're holding my upper till the postal inspector can fingerbang it and scratch his head try to sort out the legality, I keep playing the nice guy because I've dealt with this same nig 3 times, I hint that my parcel might have been delayed for "security reasons" and ask if that's the cause? It's like I said the magic words his attitude doesn't change but he has this quiet epiphany where my box is. He goes to the back and returns in less than a minute. WTF?

I had been the post office twice previously, he allegedly went into the back and checked for 5 mins came back empty handed 3 times. the minute I implied there was something that could be a security concern he finds it in under a minute. Maybe he knew what was in there maybe he had no idea. Maybe he wanted to wait a week for me to stop asking questions so it could just get lost in the mail. Maybe he just saw the insurance coverage for over $700 and figured there must be something good in that box he can take to the pawn shop. Who the fuck knows.


EDIT:
Eugene Mirman "fuck pit" Delta Airlines standup bit I referenced

 

[Chromeo]

First time I heard of that, Disney up until the mid 90's was it's own standalone premium channel like HBO or Showtime and Cartoon Network was your standard cable package channel same with Nickelodeon it was always a cable channel still is.

Was it? When I was a kid, my family didn't have cable, but I got Nick and PBS kids. I almost got WB, but it came in as like 90% static so it was unwatchable.

 

[a-Lager]

I hint that my parcel might have been delayed for "security reasons" and ask if that's the cause? It's like I said the magic words his attitude doesn't change but he has this quiet epiphany where my box is.

Nigger absolutely wanted a nice piece to show his fellow gangbangers. Maybe he was waiting for an FFL to send in a lower

 

[Ass Dan]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Lxmj2helj80
Like rabid animals.

This makes me really sad. That poor innocent child is stuck with those 2 as parents (especially his hair-trigger ape of a father). Social media, clout-chasing culture, and fatherlessness have absolutely destroyed any chance that young blacks might have had to be functional members of society. They all think this is how adults are supposed to act - perpetually aggrieved, enraged, belligerent, and ready to pop off at the slightest inconvenience or perceived "disrespect." It must be exhausting. And this baby is going to grow up to be exactly the same.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[whoishomermynameis]

 

[The Great One]

so slop commentary youtuber diesel patches made a video in support for the tourettes guy yelling the nigger word, and talking about the xitter comments shitting on tourettes guy, celebrities shitting on tourettes guy, the snl skit where mel gibson, jk rowling and some real housewife cast member say they have "tourettes," some britbong niggress talking about the tourettes guy,

 

[moocow]

I had been the post office twice previously, he allegedly went into the back and checked for 5 mins came back empty handed 3 times.

"Let me go check in back" means "I'm going to take a five minute break" and nothing more. I don't believe for one fucking moment they don't have parcels waiting for pickup arranged by tracking ID (numerical order) right there near the lobby or that it takes even the dumbest nigger more than 10 seconds to pick the right package and fetch it.

This makes me really sad. That poor innocent child is stuck with those 2 as parents

Don't feel too bad. It's not "innocent" -- it's a niglet and it will grow up (if not killed early by its own kind) into another lethal nigger.