Had a moment of such racial excellence at work over the weekend. I work in security, done it a long time. Naturally, my job is sometimes telling people no, and niggas go feral when they hear that. But surprisingly, this time it wasn't someone accusing me of racism for doing my job.
I currently work at a hospital and some scraggly looking black guy walks in, looks homeless. Sometimes homeless people like to hide out in hospitals, since they're easy to access and fairly large. I was surprised that he wasn't here for that. But the niggotry was him walking passed my desk at the entrance and to the information desk a bit further up. He asks if he can use the phone to call someone. This is a common occurrence, if you're around niggas too much, you'll notice that they never seem to have a phone. Even though even most homeless people have a phone, these ones never seem to. But I digress.
So, the guy at the information desk says that he can't use the facilities phone. After a bit of back and forth, I hear the guy saying "I bet you'd let me use it if I was white." I got up in anticipation of a chimpout but thankfully he started to leave. He then passed by me and asked if he could use mine.
That's where the story ends really. I dialed the number he wanted on my cell, put it on speaker, and let him talk. My job is to get people out quickly and maintain order, so best thing to do was be generous. But the point of the story, if you don't bend over backwards and do as they want, you's a racist.
