African-American Appreciation Thread - Not Actually an Appreciation Thread

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Cuntspiracy Man said:
isnt she indian?

or have we now fully entered the era where race is a white-to-black spectrum with no other axis, and the niggest the bestest
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She’s half Indian, a quarter white, and a quarter black. She is not African American though: she doesn’t have slave ancestry. In fact: her black ancestor was a slave owner.
 
nigger talks to a car dealer to try to get into a wide body hellcat SRT but he only has a 440 credit and managed to take out a car loan for $15k. nigger gets offended that the car dealer tries to get him a charger SXT for $20k and chimps out

when i watched this, i thought it was fake but it checks all the nigger behavior that we all know and love
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
nigger talks to a car dealer to try to get into a wide body hellcat SRT but he only has a 440 credit and managed to take out a car loan for $15k. nigger gets offended that the car dealer tries to get him a charger SXT for $20k and chimps out

when i watched this, i thought it was fake but it checks all the nigger behavior that we all know and love
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>"-to get that ass"
>"to do WHAT"
lol, i can't tell if that's a slip, or if the distinguished black gentleman is just speaking in ways the white man cannot comprehend
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
nigger talks to a car dealer to try to get into a wide body hellcat SRT but he only has a 440 credit and managed to take out a car loan for $15k. nigger gets offended that the car dealer tries to get him a charger SXT for $20k and chimps out

when i watched this, i thought it was fake but it checks all the nigger behavior that we all know and love
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Love niggers who don't understand math and science.

It's about 10 pm at night I get a call for a woman with a 2011 Jaguar XF all keys lost. The car is parked at nasty fake titty bar, the kind of place the servers wear spandex uniforms and pretend to flirt with you and the food is all deep fried slop. A place only frat boys and losers go to.

TP: Hello this is Anon the locksmith, I understand we have a Jaguar with all the keys lost?
Black woman's voice answers and I die little inside
BW: yeah um yeah we need to program the key
TP: Wells lets start by verifying the year make model, ok?
BW: it a Jaguar....
TP: and the year and model?
BW: oh, um it a Jaguar XF 2011

I need to note two things in this story about this car, the dealership opens about 12 hours from that time, the car will be towed as there is no overnight parking at this address and the car REQUIRES 2 keys to program to the car or it will not start the engine when all functional keys are lost. The dealer will charge about $900-$950 per key and take them 4-5 biz days to obtain the keys fobs and another 6 months to get the emergency key that works for the doors only. I might be wrong on the details. Niggers have a way of thinking a Mercedes S class tire rim is and should cost the same as a Honda Civic tire rim, they also apply this logic to hacking a $60,000 car security system and hacking a $6,000 security system. The nigger mind: "I don't understand how it works but they are just keys right? so it should be the same price for both, right"?

TP: OK, and you said you purchased a key and it won't work this car?
BW: No, the dealer changed the battery and now the key don't work, I lost the key that do work earlier today.
TP: Oh ok, so we have a broken key and the key you drive the car with has been misplaced?
BW: no it ain't broke it jus need programmin'
TP: OK, lets take two steps back here. You took the car to the dealership for service, they changed the car battery, that caused the remote to fail and they were unable to make it work this car? They have very powerful equipment there, more than myself, also I'm a bit confused why they would even give you parts that are not functioning?

A black man takes the phone from her at this point

BM: listen, man we just need you to make this key programmed to this car, ok?
TP: yeah I get it, it's 10pm and you don't want to pay the tow truck $400 and the dealer $900 but, I'm trying to find out if the key can even work this car.
BM: it just need a be programmed.
TP: OK, so correct me if I'm wrong here, the key suddenly stopped working one day?
BM: yeah
TP: and the dealer couldn't get the key to pair back to the car?
BM: yeah
TP: That's whats called a "broken key". If even the dealer couldn't get it to pair to a car it once worked it's 99% chance just a paperweight with a Jaguar logo.
BM: no the other locksmith said he couldn't make it work cause it wasn't programmed right.
TP: and....?
BM: I keeps telling you we just need programming
TP: Is this going somewhere? Most people that call just want to know how much and when I can get there, you're trying to talk me into spending what sounds like 2 hours trying to make a broken key work this car, a key that was never and will never work this car again.
BM: OK how much dis gonna cost?
TP:I need to reset the system key count to zero, then I need to add 2 keys to close programming, 2 keys cut and programmed are $600 for this car.
BM: I only need one key.
TP: That's not how it works, the security system requires 2 keys to complete the programming cycle you can just google this if you don't believe me.
BM: no the car only need one working key to start it!
TP: that's what I'm tellig you, you don't have any working keys that start this car, I have to clear the system and add 2 individual keys.
BM: I don't need two keys.
TP: your car does.
BM: No it don't!
TP: LIsten Nigger guy, if you know more than someone with over a decade of experience working on security systems of why the fuck you bothering me at 10pm at night about this asking me for help?

Phone hangs up.

Back in 2011 this car costed around $55,000-$80,000. Due to the depreciation the lack quality of such cars it's worth about 5-7K at this point. Niggers cannot comprehend the security system was designed to stop people from stealing an $80,000 car and therefore the effort required in making a key costs any different than a Honda Civic of the same price. They either listen to what you have to say or make up their minds there is a $50 solution to a $900 problem.
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
managed to take out a car loan for $15k.
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Actually, it's worse than that. He told the dealership he has $15k cash, but then on the call he reveals that he took out a personal loan to get that $15k. So he actually has $0.00 but he's too stupid to realize it.

BTW, the car he wants (with his $0 budget) a Charger SRT Hellcat Widebody - a car that *starts* at $60k averages $66k

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He's going to end up riding the bus with this lady:

 
byron said:
Actually, it's worse than that. He told the dealership he has $15k cash, but then on the call he reveals that he took out a personal loan to get that $15k. So he actually has $0.00 but he's too stupid to realize it.
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so this fucking retard really expects to put 15k from a PERSONAL LOAN on a 60k car? i remember the nigger saying that “money isn’t an issue” but you took out a 15k loan.

i love how he says “man i got a 40 on my wrist. iced out.” to anyone with basic watch knowledge, “icing out” a watch means putting diamonds all over it. It devalues the watch. If you had something impressive, you would get a watch that would appreciate over time.

i’d kill myself if i had to deal with stupid niggers all day. you can literally lay it out for them and they think “nah bro you jus disresepctin me”. how does any of that compute in your nigger mind that i’m being rude

am i supposed to say “awwww sheeeit nigga i guess you was right”
 
This guy could be worse he could be like one if two apes who tried buying a new car on a promissory note written on a napkin. It's gone to the pages of history but there was a hilarious video of a now defunct sovtard channel named Harvey Dent who tried to buy a Nissan 380 telling the dealer to take it out of his nonexistent treasury account the gubment makes for your strawman and yeah goes as well as you think when he tries to pick it up.
 
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