African-American Appreciation Thread - Not Actually an Appreciation Thread

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msd said:
Does anyone have the black guy singing the we wuz kings song?

He's dressed like an Egyptian
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I remember this music video being shown in one of Mister Metokur's Black History Month-videos.

Shakka-Ahmose - Egypt Was A Black Land


 
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This video of the rare magical negro starts with "ON GAH THO I DON' EEN BE SMOKIN LIKE DAT, I ONLY SMOKE SUMTIME YAHURD" and goes downhill from there. If grandma had any sense she's be smacking some into these two and preventing the spread of lil niglets in the future. The comments section is amazingly gay, nothing fires the neurons like telling other people how much you, too, enjoy smoking ditch.
 
Passacaille said:
I remember this music video being shown in one of Mister Metokur's Black History Month-videos.

Shakka-Ahmose - Egypt Was A Black Land

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1qS-7VMr28o
Shakka-Ahmose - Egypt Was A Black Land (The Song) [Official Music Video].mp4
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I was listening to this song earlier, and there is a lyric that goes “this is what they [Ancient Egypt] built in stone, we have never been alone” and that lyric just feels so sad to me.

These hotep people are basically that kid in school who insists that their dad is a celebrity movie star when in reality, their dad was a deadbeat alcoholic who abandoned them. The hotep stuff is a cope by blacks who are desperate to have any sort of history.

Yes, there is plenty of history that exists in Sub-Saharan Africa, but it basically boils down to the locals being nothing more than tribal savages who get conquered by more advanced peoples who go there, whether it be Whites or Arabs. If you compare African history to every other racial group, the Europeans, Arabs, Asians, fuck even the Hispanics (in the form of the Mayans/Aztecs) have always had interesting civilizations and deep history, even if they did engage in barbaric acts from time to time. Africans have absolutely nothing, even the Native Americans have a sort of dignity to them in spite of never having advanced past hunter-gatherer tribes with a bit of agriculture here and there. So hoteps cope by pretending that one of the most famous ancient civilizations wuz actually them to not have to acknowledge the painful reality.
 
The Last Stand said:
I don't get it.
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The straight black man is celebrating his (and his brothers') promotion to honorary white, what's there to get?
It's like when they legalized gay marriage and all the homosex men were suddenly hated oppressors instead of poor sexual minorities to be protected. There was much rejoicing.
 
There's a black lady and her... boyfriend? Idk, they come into my workplace sometimes to eat in the restaurant and are rude and dismissive as shit. Don't even look at the staff, snapping fingers to call the server over, being sniffy and condescending. God knows where she gets off with that shitty attitude, she works for the company in a similarly dogshit role so she's no better than the rest of us.

A black church has their services in our big function room and they're a nightmare because they let their kids trash the place and don't do anything about it. Our chairs are all beaten up because of their little shits using them as climbing frames., They constantly chimp out about the price and threaten to go elsewhere, but no one else will take them.
 
Schizo nigger goes into pawnshop pisses on the floor strips down and threatens officer.
best line of the video: "I am god... My people run this universe"



Drunk nigger with the worst muffin-top you're going to see this week falls asleep at taco bell, pretends she isn't drunk. Stuff goes pretty standard till it's time to get into the squad car around 21:00 it gets interesting.



This one is pretty disturbing child murderer walks the detective through it.

 
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Didn't Shawn King say the same thing? His dad wasn't around ergo he was raised by his white mother and when they questioning him about his mother having no black husbands he declared her a hoe?

Colin Kaepernick, also was not born Colin Kaepernick, he was born Colin Russo, because his black father ran off and never looked back.

A lot of the loudest assholes have black fathers that just split, not exactly great symbols of black culture. Hardly the way you'd guess it when you actually hear them talk about the evil white people.
 
Troon_Patrol said:
Didn't Shawn King say the same thing? His dad wasn't around ergo he was raised by his white mother and when they questioning him about his mother having no black husbands he declared her a hoe?

Colin Kaepernick, also was not born Colin Kaepernick, he was born Colin Russo, because his black father ran off and never looked back.

A lot of the loudest assholes have black fathers that just split, not exactly great symbols of black culture. Hardly the way you'd guess it when you actually hear them talk about the evil white people.
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Most successful half-caste celebrities were raised by the white side of their families if you look into it. Hard to believe, I know.
 
Troon_Patrol said:
Didn't Shawn King say the same thing? His dad wasn't around ergo he was raised by his white mother and when they questioning him about his mother having no black husbands he declared her a hoe?

Colin Kaepernick, also was not born Colin Kaepernick, he was born Colin Russo, because his black father ran off and never looked back.

A lot of the loudest assholes have black fathers that just split, not exactly great symbols of black culture. Hardly the way you'd guess it when you actually hear them talk about the evil white people.
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Yes, when confronted with evidence that both his mother, and father, were undeniably white, Shaun King went with the "My mother was a coal-burning whore, and my father was a cuckold." strategy.
 
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