African-American Appreciation Thread - Not Actually an Appreciation Thread

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BlaireWhitesBottom2 said:
Yeah now that I think about it. I am one of those unlucky sons of bitches that interact with more ahem "diverse" populations and now I realize most are more shitty charisma wise.. you have made me rethink my position
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Remember visiting a Greyhound terminal in Chicago once, that was full of these groid hustlers.

Some of them just went up, picked up your suitcase with a real butler energy, carried it to wherever and then held out their hand for a tip, as if you had actually hired him for a service.

Others went up to obvious tourists, did a whole tourist guide shuck n jive show, and then asked for a tip. And repeated the same act five minutes later wirh another newly arrived tourist.

Outside the terminal they had a few who did the ol’ “Shiiiat man! You needz sumthin? Ah gotz da connec!” For people looking for drugs.

So yeah, they can be pretty charming. Unfortunately the hustlers are a minority. Otherwise crime stats would be different.
 
Fapcop said:
Remember visiting a Greyhound terminal in Chicago once, that was full of these groid hustlers.
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I was at that terminal, decades ago. I had time to kill waiting for my bus connection, so went to play some pinball. I was playing the game against the far wall, so a wall to my left and a whole row of machines to my right, then a door to the right of the whole row. I was the only person in the room, so I felt comfortable putting my backpack in front of my feet, and played. It only took me about a minute to look down and see the backpack was gone. Some little shit probably about 8 or 9 had crawled in the door (I didn't see him walk in because he crawled) and under the entire row of machines, grabbed my pack and was in the process of crawling along. I met him at the door and grabbed my pack from him. The little shit just laughed at me and walked out. it was clear he had done this many times before.

For me, lesson learned. I was from a small town, and never let my pack out of my physical touch in any city again.

But the main thing was that by 8 or 9 he was already a practiced thief.
 
LateNightMuffin said:
I was at that terminal, decades ago. I had time to kill waiting for my bus connection, so went to play some pinball. I was playing the game against the far wall, so a wall to my left and a whole row of machines to my right, then a door to the right of the whole row. I was the only person in the room, so I felt comfortable putting my backpack in front of my feet, and played. It only took me about a minute to look down and see the backpack was gone. Some little shit probably about 8 or 9 had crawled in the door (I didn't see him walk in because he crawled) and under the entire row of machines, grabbed my pack and was in the process of crawling along. I met him at the door and grabbed my pack from him. The little shit just laughed at me and walked out. it was clear he had done this many times before.

For me, lesson learned. I was from a small town, and never let my pack out of my physical touch in any city again.

But the main thing was that by 8 or 9 he was already a practiced thief.
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What is that old saying again? Around blacks, don’t relax?

One of the few exceptions to that I’ve ever seen was one black family in bumfuck Kansas.
Probably the only one in hundreds of miles.

Really respectable folks. Dad worked, stay at home mom. Kedz doing their best in school, speaking English and not a word of niggerbabble.

Somehow singular groids are usually ok, but if there are enough of them to make a community or a neighborhood, that’s when the monkey business starts.
 
Fapcop said:
What is that old saying again? Around blacks, don’t relax?

One of the few exceptions to that I’ve ever seen was one black family in bumfuck Kansas.
Probably the only one in hundreds of miles.

Really respectable folks. Dad worked, stay at home mom. Kedz doing their best in school, speaking English and not a word of niggerbabble.

Somehow singular groids are usually ok, but if there are enough of them to make a community or a neighborhood, that’s when the monkey business starts.
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Funny how a functional and committed nuclear family can do wonders to destroy stereotypes.
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The Ugly One said:
If you're into actual music at all, all you ever hear about is how we couldn't have done it without the blacks. And, you know, it's not that they're wrong. Scott Joplin wasn't astroturfed. The influence of negro spirituals on American music is not a woke fiction. But God forbid anyone mention who actually invented the saxophone. At this point, the narrative is that blacks invented everything, and whites stole/ruined it, and if a white person did do anything that can't be construed as theft, talking about it is still marginalizing oppressed peoples, and we need CENTER BLACK AND BROWN VOICES FOR ONCE.
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That endlessly repeated line about whites "stealing everything" is hilarious, since its so inverted. Every "black invention" turns out to be either a minor patent on an addition to something invented by a white man, or just raw bullshit. The only things that stands up to any examination as being invented by blacks are jazz and rap, the two most annoying noises.

Ughubughughughughughghlug said:
I'll add to that, I feel like the modern Far Right (the vibe around here) has a sad tendency to jerk off oldshit for being old while disparaging modern culture. Before 1900 good after 1900 bad, is the mentality. It tends to come across as very pretentious/insincere (the two go hand in hand) and I think dismissive of authentic American cultural heritage. This applies to visual arts as well, much of what tools like the Nazis were attacking was genuinely high quality.
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The Nazis attacked a lot of what they called "degenerate art", which we'd recognize today as postmodern. And frankly, they weren't wrong about that. Marcel DuChamp's "The Fountain" was the fat, repulsive, black underwear model of its day, and came from exactly the same place, philosophically. It took almost 100 years for that nihilistic aesthetic to creep into pop culture, but here we are.
 
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DeeDee Megadoodoo said:
The Nazis attacked a lot of what they called "degenerate art", which we'd recognize today as postmodern. And frankly, they weren't wrong about that. Marcel DuChamp's "The Fountain" was the fat, repulsive, black underwear model of its day, and came from exactly the same place, philosophically. It took almost 100 years for that nihilistic aesthetic to creep into pop culture, but here we are.
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The lesson we should take from that is don't let degenerate homos take over everything if you don't want angry retards to blow it all up.
 
quackrock said:
What is it with this? I only picked up on it recently while playing online shooter games. Literally every time I hear someone's fire alarm chirp on an open mic it turns out to be a black guy.
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Niggers are stupid and lazy and they'll just let the thing chirp for days rather than changing the battery.
 
Fapcop said:
What is that old saying again? Around blacks, don’t relax?

One of the few exceptions to that I’ve ever seen was one black family in bumfuck Kansas.
Probably the only one in hundreds of miles.

Really respectable folks. Dad worked, stay at home mom. Kedz doing their best in school, speaking English and not a word of niggerbabble.

Somehow singular groids are usually ok, but if there are enough of them to make a community or a neighborhood, that’s when the monkey business starts.
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I know a few Maoris and a couple of Abos who are like that. - They work hard, act like normal humans and they fucking hate all the light-skinned, grifting shitbags.

I remember an anecdote posted on another, now defunct, forum in which a diesel mechanic described having a black farmer beg him to come out to the property to work on a truck/tractor. The mechanic asked why he didn't get another black guy to do it and was told (approximately) "Niggers are all liars and I can't trust them to do it properly."
 
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quackrock said:
What is it with this? I only picked up on it recently while playing online shooter games. Literally every time I hear someone's fire alarm chirp on an open mic it turns out to be a black guy.
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You can hear one going off in recent Peets videos, though his apathy stems from being suicidally depressed.
 
Sorry if someone else already posted that clip but it might be worth to mention it again about how speaking the african-american language known as ebonics.
 
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