African-American Appreciation Thread - Not Actually an Appreciation Thread

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Colonel Gaddafi said:
Well, yes, that was the joke. Though the US entirely relies on self identification, which is why people like Elizabeth Warren and Rachel Dolezal find it so easy to LARP.
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I'm saying that if you report yourself as any form of North African, the Census Bureau considers you white. You're literally pulling Kangz logic saying you're a melanated king just because you're from a continent called Africa
 
soy_king said:
I'm saying that if you report yourself as any form of North African, the Census Bureau considers you white. You're literally pulling Kangz logic saying you're a melanated king just because you're from a continent called Africa
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Let me explain it in plain English so you can understand:

* I am white.
* My ancestry is African
* I have residency in the US
* Therefore African American
* Get to accuse other whites of discrimination

Ha ha, funny. It’s a joke, one that’s been made numerous times before by Afrikaners and other Berbers who relocate to the States. Absolutely none of these people (myself included) actually think that they are black or report as such.
 
Colonel Gaddafi said:
Let me explain it in plain English so you can understand:

* I am white.
* My ancestry is African
* I have residency in the US
* Therefore African American
* Get to accuse other whites of discrimination

Ha ha, funny. It’s a joke, one that’s been made numerous times before by Afrikaners and other Berbers who relocate to the States. Absolutely none of these people (myself included) actually think that they are black or report as such.
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Let me explain to you, habibi. You're from North Africa. North Africans are considered white by the government. Qed, you're a honk and calling yourself an African American is one degree of separation from going full Alabaster Ali. I got the joke, I was making a joke of my own that your plan still wouldn't work.
 
soy_king said:
Let me explain to you, habibi. You're from North Africa. North Africans are considered white by the government. Qed, you're a honk and calling yourself an African American is one degree of separation from going full Alabaster Ali. I got the joke, I was making a joke of my own that your plan still wouldn't work.
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There’s no plan you absolute retard, it’s a joke. Nobody is actively trying to steal your nigger thunder.
 
MrJokerRager said:
Future astronauts in training.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=pb-M6iPtM5w
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Just archived the video itself, but can and would anyone mind please archiving the comment section? It's not quite on par with 'Santa's elves', but I think this is worth being a sliver of a time capsule on the subject of the very best cultural enrichment.
 
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[Chorus:]
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[Hook:]
I got a fresh line up, (ay) a nigga tied up, 'bout to have this
Nigga face on smash.cause I gotta little bad bitch on stash
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[Chorus:]
I'm the biggest freak that he seen thus far
I'm the-I'm the biggest freak that he see thus far
I'm the biggest freak that he seen thus far
Cause it's just another day in the life gettin my salad tossed
[Verse 2:]
Get Tossed, Tossed Tossed T-Tossed, Tossed Tossed T- Tossed,
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I'm the biggest boss that you seen thus far...
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Keepin it classy
 
I'm tired of dealing with them. As someone who falls under the "BIPOC" umbrella , I can tell you right now that they expect everyone to "stand with them" but actively hate everyone else in that category and are some of the nastiest, most racist people I've had the displeasure of encountering. Very quick to insult your skin tone and throw racial slurs at you, but if you say anything back like point out how fucking white they look, to the point that they have to use filters and yellow lighting to even LOOK vaguely ethnic, they'll cry about you 'policing blackness' as if they weren't trying to 'police' my own fucking race three seconds ago.

Hate 'em.
 
I would like to thank and appreciate the decent blacks and the Africans who helped make parts of this country bearable. Just like us whites, they hate niggers more than we do. Also some of their women a cute, I have spoken.
 
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