African-American Appreciation Thread - Not Actually an Appreciation Thread

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I randomly typed in a subject in the search results online called “black people watch too much television”

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First two things that came up for me, and I was using DuckDuckGo. You can check out both here:



Archive for the second one here if it gets randomly disappeared years from now:


Megan Thee Stallion announces that she will be graduating from university come December 11th

She reportedly finished her studies, majoring in Health Administration, as she was inspired to do so out of respect for her late mother and grandmother who studied the same subject as her.

She also uploaded her graduation pics, and they’re just about as what you expect:

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I randomly typed in a subject in the search results online called “black people watch too much television”

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First two things that came up for me, and I was using DuckDuckGo. You can check out both here:



Archive for the second one here if it gets randomly disappeared years from now:

It's true, though. You almost never see white people in ads anymore, unless they're being stupid or wrong.
 
61yo old who dated her mom marries daughter

Michael Haugabook is being labeled as a predator after he was accused of marrying Deja Haugabook as soon as she turned 18. Deja is also Michael’s goddaughter and the two shared family history prior to their controversial nuptials.

Word of the union surfaced online through a tweet claiming that Michael started dating Deja after he dated her mother Davina Evans first.

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It's a common and true stereotype that black people can't swim. But why? Aren't they the most athletic race, what with their astonishing overabundance of testosterone that renders their two sexes indistinguishable without contextual presentation effort? The reason is more social than it is directly genetic, though their average social habits admittedly are generally genetic.

People who learn to swim generally learn during their childhood, most getting their start as babies or toddlers as their parents safely support them in the water while encouraging various limb movements. Swimmers who's parents and other family members didn't personally see their swimming ability through to the end were generally signed up for swimming classes. For a decent amount of swimmers, the answer is 'all of the above'.

Do you see where the problem is yet? To learn how to swim, you need to have parents who give a shit about you to either teach you themselves or pay to have you taught (though many schools teach swimming for free), and you need to be a willing participant in vital learning activities. You do the math on that one.

The good news is that if you want to have a safe trip to a pool, you can just stick to the deep end. The better news is that moats could come back into style.

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It's true, though. You almost never see white people in ads anymore, unless they're being stupid or wrong.
White people are also cast for any role that would be "problematic", for a black person to play. Prowlers in home security commercials, kids who won't do homework, men who sexually harass women on the street... y'know, the things they're actually known for.
 
men who sexually harass women on the street... y'know, the things they're actually known for.
Dude, if I had a dollar for every time a niggo sexually harassed me and/or my friends... Did you know that they'll yell at us for wearing too much clothing? The first time I encountered that, some nogg loitering at a crosswalk started shouting at me and pacing back and forth without breaking his gaze like some angry predatory animal because I was wearing a coat long enough to keep him from looking at my ass. Why yes, I was indeed underage, how did you guess? At least the spic men just kind of stare with their bugged-out, bloodshot eyes in stead of actually approaching or hollering. Hollering monkeys, huh? Holler monkeys? 'Holla monkeys' it is.

Holla monkeys are pretty much exclusively the kind of shit that keeps me from wanting to go fucking anywhere by myself. Tons of us feel that way but can't say or do much of anything about it.
 
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