Culture Adidas posts tits on Twitter

So Adidas is launching a sports bra collection that‘s supposedly meant to be inclusive or some shit. That’s besides the point. The point is that they are advertising this with an ad campaign that is just pictures of woman’s breasts. Unfortunately, none of the pictures are hot, they are vomit inducing.

Link to Adidas ad on Twitter (archive)

Spoiler: Screenshots (NSFW You have been warned)

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

I wanna see the Tumblr page of the person who posted this because having a pair of vitiligo tits screams tumblr

You forgot the porn purge.
Nowadays the only NSFW is in fanfics

 

[Dom Cruise]

In today's world they make advertisements something you want to look away from and not want to buy the product, the modern world in insane.

I remember the days of American Apparel, Abercrombie and Fitch and other hipster brands where'd they'd find more down to Earth looking girls instead of super models, but they were still cute, not something actively unpleasant to look at.

The ugliness is a reflection of the ugliness of the soul of modern society.

I dunno some of them are nice.

Some of them are definitely men though.

A few of them are ok, a lot of them are very much not, the impact of all of them side by side is just unpleasant to look at.

 

[Ravana]

Spoiler: Weird for them to only have one wearing a bra though

 

[CapricornusRex]

It's clear some of them belong to elderly women, which is a little fucked up. That said I agree with the guy who said top-left, if I had to pick a pair to deal with.

Some? I think only three pairs of tits on their are under 30. And I can't tell if the bottom left pair is a tranny, a breast reduction or a bad boob job.

 

[Male Idiot]

Spoiler: rating: 1/10 NSFW

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Yeah that's the only one that doesn't want me to suddenly turn gayer than YMCA. Not sure if those are man tits, though the lower two marked do seem a bit too wide for women.

 

[Audit]

I would like to call attention to a certain pair of tits. These are the most uneven tits I've ever seen outside of a tranny.

Spoiler: What happened here?

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

I would like to call attention to a certain pair of tits. These are the most uneven tits I've ever seen outside of a tranny.

Spoiler: What happened here?

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I'm about to barf.
the left nipple should not be going sideways and upwards like that and that fucking scar.
Tranny confirmed; does this mean that Adidas wants to titfuck trannies hard?!

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

I dunno some of them are nice.

Some of them are definitely men though.

I checked the reacts to find the fatties.

 

[TracdacianTortoise]

I'm about to barf.
the left nipple should not be going sideways and upwards like that and that fucking scar.
Tranny confirmed; does this mean that Adidas wants to titfuck trannies hard?!

could also be a mastectomy or botched correction attempt,

 

[Creepuscular]

And I can't tell if the bottom left pair is a tranny, a breast reduction or a bad boob job.

One of those tits is a Poké ball.

 

[Youtube Celery]

I would like to call attention to a certain pair of tits. These are the most uneven tits I've ever seen outside of a tranny.

Spoiler: What happened here?

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I'm thinking accident, that looks like a fucker of a scar.

 

[The best and greatest]

The one on the bottom left corner has a pokeball for a tit. Try and tell me Im wrong.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I would like to call attention to a certain pair of tits. These are the most uneven tits I've ever seen outside of a tranny.

Spoiler: What happened here?

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Maybe a cyst or tumor removal?

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Having seen those, I think I would choose GTFO...

 

[Chongqing]

Second bottom row, second to the right I'm pretty sure is lactating?

 

[XYZpdq]

claiming to be able to offer functional sports bras for some of those is a pretty big boast

 

[Creepuscular]

Second bottom row, second to the right I'm pretty sure is lactating?

Fuck you.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Big fun comes in small packages.

I believe the ancients called this... "coping".

Even breasts that are inexplicably entirely nipple deserve love, too, but coping is coping.

...that, and breasts supposedly grow about two cup sizes when the woman becomes pregnant.

 

[draggs]

Second bottom row, second to the right I'm pretty sure is lactating?

Informative and I hate you

 

[Duke Nukem]

God, don't give them any more ideas.

Adidas will then make women's underwear and advertise them with a wall of what's basically transgender porn. To each his own, but how is this supposed to sell sportswear?