Culture Adidas posts tits on Twitter

So Adidas is launching a sports bra collection that‘s supposedly meant to be inclusive or some shit. That’s besides the point. The point is that they are advertising this with an ad campaign that is just pictures of woman’s breasts. Unfortunately, none of the pictures are hot, they are vomit inducing.

Link to Adidas ad on Twitter (archive)

Spoiler: Screenshots (NSFW You have been warned)

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

Who's idea was this

Mine

 

[Unyielding Stupidity]

It certainly does its job of making you want sports bras - mainly so you wouldn't actually have to look at those sad pancake tits.

 

[The Last Stand]

What the hell? Who wants to see that?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I don't know your fuckin' name
So what, let's fuck

 

[Chongqing]

Is it weird that I think the black tits look the best?

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Don't be such a downer, one tit was alright.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

That’s nice but where’s my inclusive ad of scrotums? How can I know that they really care about my testicle health if they don’t show a bunch of scrotes in their underwear campaign?

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

The Italian parliament has objectively the best taste in tits.

Fixed that for you. When it comes to breasts, Tifa Lockheart is unmatched.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

That’s nice but where’s my inclusive ad of scrotums? How can I know that they really care about my testicle health if they don’t show a bunch of scrotes in their underwear campaign?

God, don't give them any more ideas.

 

[Standardized Profile]

At least they're not selling men's briefs.

Edit: Dammit, clock me.

 

[Male Idiot]

Come on, the white ones are gnarly too.

I guess this is a good No Nut November ad, but a bit too late.

 

[potato fan]

if they were gonna use pics of tits, why not at least throw some nice ones in there?

 

[Narutard]

The ones with vitiligo and scars make me think they posted 'unconventional' tits on purpose. I'm not too bothered by it; yeah they're pretty ugly and I didn't need to see them, but most tits are pretty disappointing once the bra is off anyway.

 

[T0oCoolFool]

TBH this is an absolutely genius ad campaign. This campaign targets just about every demographic.

People who hate it (such as KW farms) will talk about it and make fun of it, thus giving Adidas attention. People who hate it won't just be anti-SJWs types, religious types from all religions will hate it. Old people will hate it too. Reaction channels are going to have a lot of content to milk.

And the people who like it (especially the SJW types) will love it and talk about how sexist and perverted men are for only liking porn star titties. You'll see people tweeting about how fragile men are for finding this offensive. It wouldn't surprise me if you see a bunch of feminists showing off their tits in solidarity.

And at some point I'm sure troons will find some reason to bitch about this, which ensures Adidas gets yet even more attention.

 

[Kheapathic]

Nike should've replied "Just do it!"

 

[The Last Stand]

And at some point I'm sure troons will find some reason to bitch about this, which ensures Adidas gets yet even more attention.

If that happens, I'll allow this. Still a bit too revealing.

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

Hope this was some woke woman's dumb idea and those are all adidas employee tits.

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

All
Day
I
Dream
About
Sex

And now I can't even have that.

All day I dream about saggys

Your loss, my win.

 

[thismanlies]

They’d sell more product if they put most of those tits in bras. You know, like putting a paper bag over the head of a butter faced chick.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

This takes me back.

...to when I used to thumb through my mother's medical dictionary.