💼 Careercow Adam Sandler

[Shokew]

How the fuck is this mother-fucking Jew still fucking relevant???

 

[Grog]

How the fuck is this mother-fucking Jew still fucking relevant???

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

How the fuck is this mother-fucking Jew still fucking relevant???

Short answer: He still puts asses in seats.

Longer answer: Because even a theoretical bomb like Pixels grossed US$244 million worldwide on a budget of US$ 88 million. Which means at the end of the day it came very, very close to breaking even for Sony. Too lazy to do the math, but the rule of thumb I've read is that the studio gets 50% of the US gross and 30% of the foreign gross, and that some figure should be added to the production budget for advertising and promotion, somewhere between 1/3 and 1/2. And this is with no consideration for DVDs or streaming, which will also benefit Sony on some level or other.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

Wow, wish I saw this sooner. Sandler's steady trickle has been my reason for living for a long time.
Here's something I did a while back just for the cock shit of it. I got 34 replies before it was taken down.

 

[OtterParty]

Wow, wish I saw this sooner. Sandler's steady trickle has been my reason for living for a long time.
Here's something I did a while back just for the cock shit of it. I got 34 replies before it was taken down.

post the replies or kys

 

[Darwin Watterson]

In another instance of cows crossing over, Porn God Donny Long and his sockpuppet accounts are coming to Adam Sandler's rescue:

 

[MetalParakeet]

I'm currently being forced to watch an Adam Sandler movie, so this thread couldn't have come at a better time.

Please, kill me

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

In another instance of cows crossing over, Porn God Donny Long and his sockpuppet accounts are coming to Adam Sandler's rescue:

10 GBP if Sandler casts Donny in one of his movies.

 

[OtterParty]

10 GBP if Sandler casts Donny in one of his movies.

20 GBP if Sandler casts Donny and Eddie in a gay sex threesome scene with him and then they all get AIDS and they posthumously release a time lapse video of them lying in a hospital bed while their bodies rot away as ravenous secondary pathogens ravage them like they ravished each other

ps die chris

 

[Billy_Sama]

10 GBP if Sandler casts Donny in one of his movies.

He could be take Rob Schneider's roles.

 

[AnimuGinger]

20 GBP if Sandler casts Donny and Eddie in a gay sex threesome scene with him and then they all get AIDS and they posthumously release a time lapse video of them lying in a hospital bed while their bodies rot away as ravenous secondary pathogens ravage them like they ravished each other

ps die chris

I think I saw this movie.

It was called "Triple AIDS" I think

 

[Darwin Watterson]

I think I saw this movie.

It was called "Triple AIDS" I think

No, "Triple AIDS" was the one where Adam and Donny team up to rape WWE superstar Triple H and turn him into an HIV+ butt pirate like them.

The one you're thinking of is "Three Men and a Baby Dick." It's called that because Donny and Eddie take turns blowing Adam's flaccid micropenis.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

There is an Adam Sandler dating sim fyi.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

There is an Adam Sandler dating sim fyi.

Jesus what.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

Jesus what.

It's true. from 2014. My mom loves Adam Sandler and even she won't touch that game.

 

[deeman]

post the replies or kys

Know Your Students?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

My mom loves Adam Sandler

disown her

 

[VermilionFluttershy]

There is an Adam Sandler dating sim fyi.

Ugh, yeah, I've seen it. I had read about a dating sim featuring Ebola-chan and found the Adam Sandler one during my search.

 

[Meowthkip]

@Ron Paul 2024 likes Pixels and everybody should cyberbully him for this and not because cyberbullying him gives me sexual gratification.

 

[Null]

not because cyberbullying him gives me sexual gratification

so that's why the tumblr kids like us so much