💼 Careercow Adam Sandler

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I stumbled across this video of someone that my partner thinks is "a slow Adam Sandler".


...he's not wrong.
 
i was hoping he would die of autoeroticasphyxiation in 2016 but then i realized he was already dead inside
 
TheJabroni said:
Way to necro a shitpost guys. 10/10 would not bang
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what do you mean this is a shitpost here at kiwifarms we love eyeballing derelict quasi-humans in midlife crises and just because this one hasnt chopped off its peepee doesnt make it any less worthy
 
Hitler gave the world animal rights, proved that smoking is bad for you, and helped advance science.

Adam Sandler has only made unfunny movies his entire life.

Adam Sandler is objectively worse than Hitler.
 
ICametoLurk said:
Hitler gave the world animal rights, proved that smoking is bad for you, and helped advance science.

Adam Sandler has only made unfunny movies his entire life.

Adam Sandler is objectively worse than Hitler.
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If Hitler hadn't failed in his implementation of the Final Solution, we wouldn't be cursed with the presence of Adam Sandler. Hitler had the chance to preempt the existence of Sandler but failed to act on it, which in a way makes him complicit to Sandler's crimes.
 
He has all the money, women, and fame an untalented Jew comedian in Hollywood can acquire. Yet, he is dead inside. No doubt his wife is cheating on him with some younger, buffer goyim who scrubs their silver for five cents an hour. Any children he has are probably drug addicts who hate his guts and steal any cash he has on him. Even his hired prostitutes can probably barely contain their disgust at him.

Ask not for whom the cow lols, my friends. It lols for thee.
 
I find it funny cause the character he portrayed in Eight Crazy Nights, Davey Stone, pretty much has that typical internet troll personality. Only difference is, instead of trolling random people on the internet, he pretty much trolls the whole town he lives in including the mayor.
 
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