Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

[OvercookedBacon]

*lying perfectly still, making sizzling noises*

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I made anime for a living before I was burnt down for it

 

[Officer Eradicate]

What's the deal with airline food?
What's the deal with airline food?

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

COME ON! COME OOOONN!!!

 

[Chad Holdenford]

- Yuu-kun! Where are you gonna take me tonight?
- Well, Rei-san, you see...
- Better be the brand new Chef Jacquin's Gourmet they opened in Shinjuku last week!
- Yeah, yeah! Sure, uh... I'll take you there tonight!
- LUCKY!

(Now, how do I afford that shit with my meager priest apprentice salary?)

 

[mucksnake]

HWAAAAAAAAAAK!

 

[Ted_Logan]

Woah! Dude what is this?

Why name it after a fruit dude?!

Excellent! Look at all these forms!

Woah-- these dudes are wack

 

[Sheriff of Rottingham]

King illegal forest to cow wild kill in it a is!

 

[Internet Explorer]

No Karen, I didn't just piss in your mailbox. It must've been some other milkman.

 

[Grub Nub]

FLOOR BIRB CHARGING UP TO BITE UR TOES; NO, IT'S NOT A KINK; I DO THIS OUT OF PURE PLATONIC HATE

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Meow.
Where's my dinner, asshole?

 

[infamousbeing]

hehehe

 

[American Epicenter]

why do so many weirdo faggots infest my school?

 

[starborn427614]

 

[Overcast]

Yay! Grandma’s coming over!

 

[BiggerChungus]

WELL NAH', LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A LIVE'UN BOYS

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I play the Commodore 64 so much that during my breaks, I attempt to reconfigure code on it

 

[soy_king]

all of you made fun of a delusional retard for years. that means you all secretly support him raping his mom. And no, I'm not just saying it because the leaker is a greasy faced sadist with big titties. im also doing it for the latinum.

 

[Fart]

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

 

[Blackhole]

*sniff sniff* very stinky madam. please,continue.