Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

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*teleports behind you*

*loads Tandem Charge SRMs*

Nothin personnel, Clanner
 
Average St. Valentine's Day in Wraith's holed up dungeon in Level 4.
*boom, boom, boom*
Succubus voice from the other side of a bolted and barricaded door: "Come on, Wraithy-kun! You must be so alone today!"
Wraith: "Go away!"
Succubus voice #2: "But we can share Valentine's chocolates with you."
Succubus voice #3: "Or melt it across... tee hee, various things."
Wraith: "Don't try that crap on me! I saw you watching videos of people holding hands with chocolate on them!"
SV1 (Succubus voice 1): "But don't you want some female companionship on this special day?"
Wraith: "It's a greeting card holiday that steals a saint's name to make money! Go try to jew someone else of their levels somewhere else!"
SV3: "We have... hot chocolate- wait, hot cocoa? What's the difference?"
SV4: "I think one is chocolately and one is cocoa-ey."
SV3: "Thanks, Your 9 INT stat is showing through today."
SV4: *giggles* "You think?"
SV5: "Aren't you hungry? We made a pizza with a heart on it!"
Wraith: "I have Valentine's Day candy, cinnamon rolls and my own pizza! What do I need with your drugged food for?"
SV6: "We forgot he installed another stove and refrigerator in there."
SV7: "He's getting too smart for us."
SV2: "Aren't you bored without us? Why don't you come out and we'll go slay some heroes in the dungeon?"
Wraith: "I have Transformers and Dark Wing Duck cartoons. I don't NEED you today!"
SV8: "Well can you give us some advice? Some of us went shopping for new clothes and we want your opinion if they fit."
*Audio is silent for 8.53 seconds*
Wraith: "I know the trick. How much edible underwear did you buy?"
SV9: "Buy?"
*group of 9 succubi laughs heartily*
Wraith: "You say shopping but you mean stealing. I know how you all think, remember."
SV3: "But you're all aloooone. Don't you want company?"
Wraith: "I have doggos. We're playing Battlefront 2... the old good one."
SV5: "He thought ahead."
SV7: "When he brings in man's best friend video games and food beats out narcolepsy from dopamine our way."
SV8: "How many levels has he stored up?"
SV9: "Enough that I salivate when he walks by."
Wraith: "You know I can hear you! Why don't you prey on some single mothers and dangle some of the Lords in their best armor and say they are eligible bachelors who don't care about half breed kids!"
SV1: "Out of the mouth of wizards."
SV2: "Sounds like a plan."
SV9: "But you do know the taste of fools is not as good as the taste of someone like you."
SV8: "Did you eat a lot of pineapple this week?"
Wraith: "GET OUT!"
SV4: "Shoot. He's no fun."
SV5: "He planned. He planned."
SV6: "Maybe we can get him to watch some heartbreaking animu and when he's at his lowest moment-"
Wraith: "I. CAN. HEAR. YOU!"
 
Under the Seven Hundred and Fifty-fifth Rule of Acquisition, it's totally an alpha-Chad move to call the shed you live in a Barbie Dream Mansion and to defend Cuties. Now give me all your Latinum as I remind you for the millionth time that Maddox lost!
 
А ну, чики-брики и в дамки!
Я слишком много пью и слишком мало приседаю
 
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"Lowly human you are nothing, cock is your only purpose, the cock of a roach. I'll fill you to the brim with every last bit of my seed till your stomach explodes. In death you will shine most prominently and then after I move onto my next target."
 
When your dog kobolds start leveling up and the "heroes" don't know what's coming for them.
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The time you spend reading this can never be reacquired, nor can the thousands of hours you spent playing video games. Time moves forward. We can't stop it. All we can do is wait, and continue doing whatever it is that keeps us busy until the end.
 
It's about damn time we had this conversation, Rei-san.

I mean, fucking seriously, you know I've been into you for a long time, and from what I've noticed, you get incredibly jealous whenever I approach other girls. Hell, you even went so far as to run after me after I packed up and left, and convince me to stay over at your place.

So what is it? Are you into me too, or you just want a simp to lead on, whip into submission and cater to your whims? Do you really like it to be appreciated by some joe schmoe and give nothing in return?

Just tell me already, so I don't waste any more of my time pining over a girl that doesn't retribute my affections.

...And don't look at me like I've done something wrong. It was also about damn time I grew a spine.
 
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