Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

[Army Burger]

Mi amo Burger.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Why yes, I do use a Lenovo ThinkPad, how could you tell?

 

[Army Burger]

Burgers think big thunks

 

[Jangarango]

-sobbing-

 

[Army Burger]

burgers don't cry

 

[Calooby]

Oh we've got a Willie Mays here... FIFTY NINE FIFTY FIVE! C'MON GANG! BE PATIENT WITH US, THE PHONE LINES ARE ABSOLUTELY JAMMED! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE FOLKS! EACH BASEBALL SET HERE IS GEM MINT TEN! COVERED IN MY SEM -- COVERED IN MY POO -- WAS UP MY A --! GEM MINT TEN!

 

[Army Burger]

burgers don't yell

 

[The Last Stand]

Anybody got a light?
And a drink.

 

[Army Burger]

burgers will keep you going all night long

 

[The Last Stand]

burgers will keep you going all night long

My sister can't eat burgers.

 

[Army Burger]

I can eat burgers

 

[Crabbed Hams]

*Crab walks up to burger, starts picking away and eating said burger*

 

[Overcast]

We are NOT dolls! We are NOT puppets! Our lives matter as much as anyone else! Black Mages deserve to live side by side with humans!

 

[Army Burger]

Burger lives matter

 

[Officer Eradicate]

the Chinese ate my friends

 

[Keker]

Strangles wife in front of brat

 

[Army Burger]

Burgers don't kill

 

[Turd Cow]

Like nigga yes they do nibba


Yo man burgers are good for you they give you vitamins and shit like that bruh like damn that ho over there is twerkin like damn better go over there quick

 

[Army Burger]

Everyone loves burgers

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

IRL my avatar hated and bit commies at protests (RIP) so I will savage that filthy POS @snailslime virtually.