Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

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TIME'S UP.

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May I preach the good news of Trapitalism? It's better than regular capitalism because femboys and traps run the economy instead of (((them))). It's also way better than terfcialism or furfag cummunism
 
ADITLOW - A Day In The Life Of Wraith

NOTE - Roaming band of nine succubi approaches 27 monsters sitting against the wall of the dungeon, level 3, location: near the entrance to the outside areas
♪♫Doo doo doo doo, doo doo, doo wah!♪♫
♪♫It doesn't matter what comes♪♫
*Wraith jabs the back end of his staff through a hero berserker's mouth and out the back of his head*
♪♫Fresh goes better in life♪♫
*Wraith incinerates hero priest into ashes with fire*
Lucinda (chief succubus): So what's going on, guys? Why are you all sitting down here against the wall?
Denzel (chief Kobold): We just came from shopping.
Lucinda: So?
♪♫Nothing gets to you♪♫
*Wraith freezes a rogue against the wall in a plate of ice, and the rogue starts to suffocate*
♪♫Staying fresh, staying cool♪♫
*Wraith turns a fox girl into a puddle of green goo*
Macho (chief ninja... currently wearing his Macho Man Randy Savage hat): Boss decided to try something new for once.
Lucinda: What was that?
*group looks over at Wraith*
♪♫Fresh goes better♪♫
*Wraith fires a blast of air and cuts a fighter in two vertically*
Denzel: He bought some candy.
Lucinda: So? I don't get it.
Denzel: He's never had this type of candy before.
Macho: And he really likes it. He bought cinnamon and some other flavor.
*pause for 3.58 seconds as group looks over at Wraith. Music begins again*
♪♫Doo doo doo doo, doo doo, doo wah!♪♫
*Wraith splatters a paladin across a wall almost paper thin*
Denzel: Great.
Macho: He's doin' the song again.
*audible groans from the 27 summons not with the succubi*
Lucinda: How long has be been like this?
All 27 ninjas, kobolds and lords: An hour.
♪♫Staying fresh, staying cool♪♫
*Lucinda and succubus crew watches this silently for 8.53 seconds*
Lord Dennis Lone (chief Lord): We don't know where he got the music from.
Lucinda: Well good luck with that. See ya back at the base!
(sarcastically) Macho and Denzel: Thanks!
*succubi team leaves*
Dennis Lone: How long do you think we've got to wait?
*Wraith splatters hero mage into the ceiling, causing his innards and blood to drip down like a running faucet in the floor above is leaking down to this floor*
Macho and Denzel: Get comfortable.
♪♫Mentos, the freshmaker!♪♫
*Wraith gives the thumbs-up sign as rogue freezing against the wall struggles for air*
Dennis: You don't have to sing along, you know!
♪♫Doo doo doo doo, doo doo, doo wah!♪♫
*audible groans from the summons*
Denzel: I think he likes the cinnamon better. You can tell.
*Macho, Dennis and three others looks at the kobold squinting*
 
This hat wasn't decorated the way I want. I will take it home, break it up, and rebuild it to my liking. And, I get a free hatbox!
 
I well get this hat sittyated bafore the Summur Bahl. Powll has bin ehvuh so swit to envite meh.
 
Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy ride.

Oh shit, it IS bumpy. ... Damn it.
 
Just another find from yet another week's yard sale haul. Into the hoard I go!
 
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