Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

[Army Burger]

Did they have burgers in your time?

 

[Dank]

God you are delicious i wish i could stuff tens of you. Not only for me but for allison jemima and zosia too

 

[Army Burger]

You've had too much of me

 

[Owlman]

Superwoman is hot and I would have sex with her

 

[Army Burger]

Burgers are the every day American hero

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

Burgers are the every day American hero

Hey burger, have you ever been so horny that you fuck you're neighbors cat? I did. It wasn't a fun time.

 

[francesco]

...

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[Army Burger]

burgers don't talk

 

[Dank]

Spoiler: BEAUTY

look at me i'm beautiful

 

[Army Burger]

You enjoy my meat a little too much by the looks of it

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

FENNEKIN!!!
*uses ember*

 

[Army Burger]

fire grilled burgers are great!

 

[Trilby]

Just don't forget to wash your hands before eating!

 

[Army Burger]

Then enjoy a clean burger!

 

[Pee Cola]

I've been stockpiling grapes for the last week so I can make several years worth of grappa at once.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

It’s night time and I’m waiting for midnight to get a Big Mac

without Coronavirus in it

 

[Army Burger]

It’s night time and I’m waiting for midnight to get a Big Mac

without Coronavirus in it

come get a burger from me!

 

[Drive-by punster]

come get a burger from me!

Eye'd love to! Lol, my entire existence is a nightmare. Plz kill me.

*sensual licking sounds*

 

[Army Burger]

The more to taste me with, then!

 

[Overcast]

That smiling little Cooper boy has no idea that I'm about to ruin his life...