Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

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Who knew my bullwhip skills would come in handy at certain social functions.
 
Us gorillas are actually quite well educated, contrary to popular belief. More of us hold degrees than orangutans, and while chimpanzees may dominate politics, we tend to associate more in the sciences.
 
OMG YIKES JEEPAZ-CREEPAZ111!!!1! I'VE FOUND A NEW FORUM AND IT'S FULL OF DISGUSTING ALT-RIGHT MEANIE DOO-DOO HEADS, THEY ACT EXACTLY SHFRONULD BLURMNPFT AND THEY DOXXXX PEOPLES!!111!!! THEY'RE LIKE 4CHANG AND THAT'S EXTREMELY PROBLEMAQTIC!!!! WHY DID'NT THEY AUTHORITIES SHUT IT DOWN???!!!!11!! PEOPLES OF COLORS ARE BEING DOXXXXED AND HARASSSED AND CALLED BAD WORDS, LIKE "lolcow", "sperg" and "exceptional individual" !!!!! OH I KNOW WHY - COS THE AUTHORITIES ARE ALL NAZIS AND RUSSIAN SHILLS WHO PORK FOR PUTIN (HE IS JUST LIKE HITLER!!!111)!!111!!! I CAN'T CAN'T I CAN'T I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! SHAKING AND CRYING AND SHITTING AND FARTING AND CALMING MYSELF WITH A BAD DRAGON DILDO I BOUGHT AT WALMART!!!!!!111111 BY THE WAY: IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF KKKRAPITALISSM AND THE BOURGUOSIE ALLOWS THESE RACIST AND SEXIST AND HOMOPHOBIC AND TRANSPHOBIC AND ZOOPHOBIC AND NON-BINARYPHOBIC AND NAZIST AND FASCIST OPINIONS TO FLOURISH!!!11111
SHUT. IT. DOWN!!!!111!!!!
 
Allahu akbar, motherfuckers

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Come all you pretty fair maids
Whoever you may be
Who love a jolly sailor
That plows the raging sea

While up aloft in storm
From me his absence mourn
And firmly pray arrive the day
He's never more to roam

My heart is pierced by Cupid
I disdain all glittering gold
There is nothing can console me
But my jolly sailor bold
 
I think I listen to Chris Brown, but I also love Frank Ocean.

Oh, and did I tell you how much Drake is iconic?
 
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