Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

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BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! ARF! ARF! ARF! BARK! BARK!

(Loosely translated "I am just so proud to drink out of your toilet, pee on your lawn, kick up your grass, steal your dinner, hump your leg, bite your butt and give it a good sniff, pals like you are hard to come by, SALUDOS CUCARACHA!"
 
This place is hilarious! I could read for ages. That Russel Greer guy's a lot like somebody I know, except she goes after my brother's cock instead of some famous pussy. At least he's got high aim.

...some of these people remind me a bit too much of how I was my first year of high school, though...
 
Mister Loser said:
This place is hilarious! I could read for ages. That Russel Greer guy's a lot like somebody I know, except she goes after my brother's cock instead of some famous pussy. At least he's got high aim.

...some of these people remind me a bit too much of how I was my first year of high school, though...
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High aim yet he misses the toilet each and every time. Then again, he's got a microscopic dick. Hell, I'm a female Corgi and I've got a bigger dick than him. Even humping his leg left me unsatisfied. The guy's got no game. BARK BARK BARK

Army Burger said:
Black people love burgers
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Not as much as Corgis do.

Thumb Butler said:
Black people are always victims and can do no wrong. btw. I'm black.
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Corgis love black people. Can I hump your leg?
 
Vivi: Zidane, what's NSFW?

Zidane: Whoa whoa little buddy! Let's uh... check up on Rusty and Dagger. I'll catch up with you. (Really should close my tabs when I'm not using the computer...)
 
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