Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

[Pygmy Giraffe]

Every day is worse than the last

 

[Army Burger]

every day is a good day for a burger

 

[AbyssStarer]

where's the fucking ṡ̵̥̙̾e̴͍̥̝̓́̚ê̷̗̼͠b̵͙͕̀̍ in this shithole?

 

[The Pink Panther]

.....................

 

[Army Burger]

Who needs Subway when you can get a burger?

 

[Nanook Rubs It]

CHING CHING CHONG CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG BABY SEAL CHONG CHING CHING CHING

 

[Overcast]

Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

...Is what one guy said to me before I bashed his brains in.

I’m bored...

 

[Army Burger]

cure all of that with a burger

 

[PBJ Sucks]

Too late, I sent Ma Boi to hunt an octorok for dinner. Tell you what, if you don't hear from me in a month, send burgers.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Don't know what a lolcow is, don't care. Just want to headbutt fools who take my tin can.

 

[Army Burger]

I only know burger

 

[No Ma'ams Land]

. . .

 

[Army Burger]

... burger ...

 

[Preferred Penne]

*sits on shelf*

 

[Army Burger]

sits on grill

 

[DrJonesHat]

I could use a burger after stealing rescuing precious artifacts.

 

[Army Burger]

burgers are good

 

[The 3rd Hooligan]

I could use a burger after stealing rescuing precious artifacts.

Artifacts?! *holds shackles of war* will be mine now :3

 

[Skeetles]

damn like, meow, this shit's pretty kosher. keepin' doin you, meow.

 

[Army Burger]

The burger can be yours