Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

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(Sound of someone banging on the bulkhead with a pipe)

Space Ghost: Don't answer it. It's evil Doctor Reef.

Zorak: I'm answering it.

Space Ghost: Don't. If you open that door, we'll drown.

Zorak: Oh, yeah? Good.

(Zorak punches a big red button on the wall next to his keyboard. A door opens, and a driver-less forklift slowly drives in with a stack of lumber. It lowers the lumber by SG's desk and slowly backs out, complete with "backup" beep sound. There is a long pause, then suddenly, sound of crashing, general mayhem and alarms.)

Space Ghost: My god! Wooden eels! Surface! Surface!

(Moltar is in the control room, now with red emergency lighting. He throws his lever, and a Jolly Roger appears on his monitor)

Space Ghost: Speed up! No, not that fast! (pile of lumber slides across the stage) Slow down!

Moltar: (throws lever again, a frowning "smiley" appears on his monitor)

Space Ghost: I'm blacking out! (his voice echos, as his image becomes a flashing black and white outline, which fades away to be replaced by background of stars)
 
Null-Operator has this terminal's gratitude on behalf of the Consensus for allowing us to coexist with everyone.
 
There is this place called kiwi farms its nasty place. I am telling ya. They spread fake news about everybody the democrats, the Republicans, me. Its horrible .
 
I wish I could all cleave your skulls with my nine iron through this computer screen, but I can't. So I'm just gonna tell you all this.

Get fucked.
 
No but I could really go for one though.

Wonder if Cook Cook's making dinner yet...
 
A burger would nice after a long day of punching Nazis.
 
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