Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

[Army Burger]

How stacked do you want the meat?

 

[Stoneheart]

Ja mei. Its complicated to be the best rap artist ever and dead.

 

[Army Burger]

I'll be off the menu before you know it, so get me while I'm hot!

 

[FuckedUp]

What's for dinner?

 

[Army Burger]

A tasty burger

 

[Diggingmyowngrave]

Dew it.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I didn't realize bringing the world revolution was so dizzying.

 

[Army Burger]

New year, same old tasty burger!

 

[Jason Wynn]

The repubs are cool, man. Let me tell you my philosophy vis-a-vis our conservative friends...

 

[Army Burger]

Who wants some fresh meat?

 

[DrJonesHat]

I really don't understand why I couldn't have just used the door.

 

[Army Burger]

I'm open for business!

 

[Pizza Time]

Pizza Time!

 

[Army Burger]

Want some burgers to go with that?

 

[DrJonesHat]

Ah, Venice!

 

[Son of Odin]

*cheeki breekies with a moist nugget in hand*

 

[Synthetic Smug]

I'm here to catch mice and listen to Van Halen, and I'm all out of... neither.

 

[Army Burger]

There's always some fresh meat on the grill here!

 

[Captain Communism]

I guess I'll have a try.

Spits out Fatso Meat on the floor a nanosecond after trying it out

OHFUCKTHISISHORRIBLE!!!

 

[verissimus]

Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?