Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

[Ponderous Pillock]

We shall make Borking Great Again, and the Hole will be dug!

 

[Kari Kamiya]

*stares blankly at the pixel dogs through the window*

Goddamn it, are the police sending in the dogs now? They better not shit in my yard.

 

[Okkervils]

ohhhhh i like it RUFFFF
BORK BORK
awoooooooooooo

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Shiiiiiit man, I'd prefer having you fuckers shit in my yard than having to see that. I need to go blot it from memory now.

*lights up bong*

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Ya'll have ruined my moment of peaceful repose with a screaming meatspinning

Explain.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Woofers!

 

[SweetDee]

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

*autistic inhuman gasping*

 

[Sun Shihong]

Just so you can't say I'm always negative: Go Messenger! You can do it!

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Hooooogaaaaan!!!!

 

[Coelacanth]

*Trawls around on the ocean floor eating squids*

 

[Kari Kamiya]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ab1se0dkeCU

...this pot brownie's talking shit about my mom.

Sh... shut the fuck up, brownie! Don't talk to me like that, you little shit! I GAVE YOU LIFE!

 

[ChickenGoesBawk]

Oh look, a little kiwi. Maybe I should feed it...
to a cat!

 

[SweetDee]

 

[Rihanna Ikari]

This thread is the cooliest.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

*is screaming at a mirror* Arceus-dammit, Mewtwo, you had one job! I told you to clone my stash and you instead shit out these furry pixelly bastards! Now they're fucking everywhere and are in my yard tearing up my plants! Do something!

 

[Trilby]

Looks on in absolute fear!

 

[Okkervils]

BORK BORK BORK. BORK. AWOOOOOOOOOOO.
FETLIFE.COM

 

[Reynard]

Literally everyone here is a transphobic bigot!

 

[Overcast]

Hmmph. Your Kung-Fu’s no good!