Act like your avatar! - Aka the official RP

[Autistic Mushroom]

MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY HELP ME MOMMYYYYYYY

 

[centaursTesticle [CT]]

D--> this image goes so HARD. Feel free to save it and frame it on your wall, I know I will.

 

[Character from a movie]

What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

 

[Gutpuke]

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

 

[Nut-Roaster the 2nd]

*violent internal incoherent screaming continues*

 

[Hellspawn]

How do I become a good forum member?

 

[LonesomeDud]

It's 2011 and all my troubles are behind me!

 

[Cats]

moew

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I'm dead.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Thanks for saving me while risking your life for the umpteenth time, Yuu-kun!

If you didn't, I wouldn't be able to reach my date with Jadeite in time. You're a real pal! See you!

 

[Hepativore]

*shambles in with an asymmetrical lurching gait...constantly makes strange gurgling noises*

*whips an upper appendage forward to pummel the nearest tumblrina...*

*shambles off*

 

[nekrataal]

I think I’ll have a public meltdown on twitter now.

 

[Atli]

D--> this image goes so HARD. Feel free to save it and frame it on your wall, I know I will.
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Homestuck was a psyop by the illuminati through their agent codenamed "the Huss" to indoctrinate a generation of young fat women into hating America and having sex with gray skinned aliens

 

[Petronella]

*chugs a beer and makes out with a 14 year old*

 

[Spl00gies]

*bops*

 

[Mountain Gorilla]

I dominantly thrust my penis into your vagina. It is pleasureful, but mentally painful; jealousy rips through me like fishnets stretched over mammoth thighs. I beat my chest and yearn.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Honourable forum members, the proof is written on the internet all over that Yaniv is a child sexual predator, no matter his threats of legal action.

I'm going to withdraw this truth from the forums.

Edit: I withdraw this truth

 

[nekrataal]

I’m gonna start a thread talking shit about myself on /cgl/ then go talk shit about venus angelic. After that I’m gonna cry on Facebook until someone buys me a plane ticket to Japan.

 

[Overcast]

Yotsuba: Fuuka! I caught a shitlord this big today!

Fuuka: That's awesome, Yotsuba-Chan!