❄️ Snowflake Abby Brown

[Marigold_Souci]

I for one am living for her latest Cheugy phase

 

[Imreallycool]

This thread has been an absolute joy to binge. I'm glad she's back. How do you think she will document her trends once her face is full?

 

[Android raptor]

I for one am living for her latest Cheugy phase

What the fuck is cheugy. Like that sounds like a disease symptom or something, like you have cheugy vaginal discharge or something.

 

[Fancy Carstairs]

What the fuck is cheugy. Like that sounds like a disease symptom or something, like you have cheugy vaginal discharge or something.

i had to look ir up recently. it's like a stupid way of saying basic. like a cheugy bitch would have a live laugh love sign in her beach themed bathroom

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

Who knew you could find an identity at the home depot garden section?
I do like the look but the soon-to-be-forgotten tard tattoo is unfortunate.

 

[Gentle Softlock]

Abby is on a post binge getting all the attention she loved back !

Also Abby removed the bio "born again christian they/them'" and all the Valentine's Jail Willie's posts probs not together again anymore (but as courtney is in the picture it was already a dead giveaway)

Posts dump

Spoiler: Fb Posts Dump

I wish Abby would stop abusing filter because it's not really needed for once

 

[Smarmy]

Is that her forehead tattoo, or does she need to glue her lace down better?

 

[Daihatsu Chan]

looking through her friends list i found
William Berkebile
im not sure if they are dating, but his cover photo is a picture of abby with the words "willies girl".
https://www.facebook.com/WhereThere...=pb&hc_location=friends_tab&pnref=friends.all
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I'm horrified by the color of teeth.... and no its not the filter because look at his gauges and her phone case. thats a shade of yellow that teeth should never be.
okay never mind it does say they are in a relationship and have been since last summer.
ill do this later, but i suggest if anyone has time or is looking for more cows, their friends list is a FUCKING GOLD MINE
i googled his name and every single William Berkebile that pops up is dead. so thats a dead end(ha!)
ok so it seems that virtually every Berkebile is from Pennsylvania so i do think it might be his father thats poping up as the dead guy or maybe his cousin because it doesn't say that the dead William Berkebile had any children. but then again i wouldn't claim this kid as mine so who knows.

abby's mom seems so nice and sweet and normal, i wonder what happened

are you telling me....that....that....that thing with gauge is a HE???

 

[Gentle Softlock]

Is that her forehead tattoo, or does she need to glue her lace down better?

Abby doesn't glue the wigs, everytime she did a video with wigs she just put them and let's go !

I think it's the wig cap borders. The tattooes are covered with makeup and the wig cap, i think the quote on her forehead is the one she hates the most regarding facial tattoes.

 

[ugly popstar]

abby and her parents look really happy during this phase

 

[An Ghost]

Oh she actually has plants.
Prediction: she does a live plant tour of her ikea cabinet. Haters watch and insist she's killing each and every single cactus. Haters also post what "real" succulent care looks like. Each revealing mold, fungus gnats, and backgrounds featuring trash or rooms filled to the brim obsessively with plants. Abby sells clippings which haters buy anyway, and then complain about shit quality.

 

[NightmareEyes]

Some salt from the fb group:

 

[JaneThough]

Some salt from the fb group:

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I love how willing they are to admit they're as much of sloppy messes as Abby is.

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

Some salt from the fb group:
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I cringe to think what a mess their body must be if they're jealous of abby's sometimes-skinny-fat, sometimes-just-fat body.

Someone many pages ago said her haters are all just jealous of her and I largely dismissed it but reading people get upset that abby has plants that arent (yet) dead has forced me to reconsider that they might have been right.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

People are really handwringing over her keeping fucking plants? What, they think the plants are going to suffer?? I know that plant people get weirdly attached to their plants, but... I mean... It's a fucking plant.

 

[There_is_no_Dana]

Seething jealousy. Someone who is as much a mess as Abby can keep succulents alive but they are unable to do that. What a thing to be jealous over, keeping one of the hardiest and most easy to care for plants alive.

 

[Little Dark Age]

Some salt from the fb group:
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The open seething here is amazing, as is the careful use of they/them. It's one thing to be grossed out by a cow (this is kf, after all) but admitting shit like "I'm a fat slob on pills, so I hate that she has a nice body! I kill my plants and I'm dumb enough to water plastic ones, I hope she is too!!" I knew her facebook hate-orbiters were pathetic, but...damn. Usually if a cow declares "my haters are just jealous!" it's a laughable cope. In this case it's actually true lol.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

In a hilarious bit of irony, Abby's haters are turning out to be the true lolcow. Especially when they utilize CWC's time honored tradition of over-revealing their own acts of retardedness.

 

[Gentle Softlock]

That's one thing i always disliked about these groups, so many people in them are just as ridiculous as Abby.
The ones whining about how Abby stole "their color / thing to fangirl about" therefore proving they are like Abby, obsessing about one thing and making it their personality.
Let's not talk about all the morons who can't fucking scroll on a fb group and find the most basic info about Abby.

 

[Celestine]

I'll try to set some time aside over the weekend to grab some Abby Haydurr caps. The groups have been chimping out since she's been back. Here's a quick glance with a bonus Kathy: