❄️ Snowflake Abby Brown

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She's got a second green wig already. Also a get ready with me video. She got a cactus tattoo on her face..... oof.

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Okay, I have to admit, her new frames look REALLY cute on her, and I’m digging the new green color scheme. Is she trying out some boho cottagecore plant lover aesthetic now? Unlike most of her phases, gardening and plant keeping are very therapeutic and rewarding hobbies, it could be good for her to try taking care of something small and nurturing it to grow (running on the assumption that she only uses her dogs for selfie props and leaves the work of their care to her parents).

As for the cactus tattoo...yikes.
 
Abby is hands-down my favorite cow. She's insane but cheerful, supported by dumb but mostly harmless wealthy parents, and her horrible decisions are usually funny and don't hurt others. You can cheer for her without white-knighting because you're just hoping she continues to have a jolly little trainwreck and not veer into horrorcow too much or too often, in spite of the obvious bpd and insufferable consooming. Idk man, rate me dumb or whatever but in an ocean of Kelly Ronahans and seizing hydrocephalic retard babies, she's a goddamn gem. Shine on, you crazy diamond.
 
Abby is hands-down my favorite cow. She's insane but cheerful, supported by dumb but mostly harmless wealthy parents, and her horrible decisions are usually funny and don't hurt others. You can cheer for her without white-knighting because you're just hoping she continues to have a jolly little trainwreck and not veer into horrorcow too much or too often, in spite of the obvious bpd and insufferable consooming. Idk man, rate me dumb or whatever but in an ocean of Kelly Ronahans and seizing hydrocephalic retard babies, she's a goddamn gem. Shine on, you crazy diamond.
Abby is cringey, obnoxious, childish, unstable, attention seeking, and has displayed some problematic behaviors more than a few times. But, compared to the self righteous brownie bites that live to hatestalk her (no doubt creaming themselves rn at the return of their favorite projection target), she actually seems happy. Not saying she’s perfectly stable, but she can pull together the most hodgepodge of patterns and wigs and badly outlined makeup, then gleefully walk outside to strike a pose in the driveway and flash a genuine smile like she’s at the Met Gala and Daddy Brown’a taking photos. It doesn’t matter what any trolls will say in their attempts to rustle her, Abby believes with every bit of her smooth brain that she looks amazing and executed her outfit flawlessly, any differentiating opinions are just tuned out.

Any updates on where Hogg is?
 
Noo Abby not another face tattoo! (:_(


This is definitely the most normal she’s looked. The hair on the first wig is kind of wild but you do you Abby.

I agree though, Abby is a really good cow. She’s done some bad shit, yeah, but she isn’t a dogfucker baby rapist murderer autogynophile so she’s a lot better than 90% of the cows we watch. She just goes wild with her style of the week and constantly falls in and out with Boss Hog. She’s great.

Anyone know what the Hog has been up to? It’s been awhile. Last time Abby was on Facebook, he’d finally said he would quit dating her, right? I gotta go look again. Still I wonder if he’s doing anything interesting. Probably not. He seems as boring as a bag of rocks. About as bright as them, too.
 
I have to admire the amount of time she would have to have to color coordinate like she does and I like the green a whole lot better than the yellow. I agree with you guys compared to the other cows I follow Abby is the palette cleanser • basically harmless, and she genuinely doesn’t treat her rents like a burden although I’m sure she tries their patience some. Like ya said- shine on you crazy diamond.
right now, in Iowa, some fat nasty ghetto baby factory is seething. I can smell it from here
 
I don’t really know what this style is, which I’m only bringing up cause I’m so used to Abby picking a style that’s already established. Like emo and that weird little man baby shit and stuff. Green cactus hipster is definitely a new thing for me.

She looks nicer when she doesn’t fill in her eyebrows like she always does. Maybe she won’t shave them off for awhile (🌈).


one of the symptoms of schizoaffective disorder is actually dressing ridiculously and having an inconsistent and over the top sense of style. so yes. she will always be like this

You sure that’s not schizotypal? I know schizotypal definitely has a symptom of dressing weird, but I never heard it in schizoaffective. Schizotypal is a personality disorder with light psychotic features and avoidant tendencies, while schizoaffective is more “heavy” with it’s psychosis and it tends to be affected by changes in mood (since a mood disorder is apart of schizoaffective). Actually now that I think about it, bipolar’s mania could probably make you go wild with fashion. I was always with the other Kiwi’s theories that she has BPD. I think it fits her unstable relationships and not seeming to have an identity more than bipolar. But fuck if I know.
 
She says she got that cactus tattoo is March? I'm surprised that she has stuck with this new style for a few months already.
 
I don’t really know what this style is, which I’m only bringing up cause I’m so used to Abby picking a style that’s already established. Like emo and that weird little man baby shit and stuff. Green cactus hipster is definitely a new thing for me.
The first two in the series of three is just pretty standard wannabe-aesthetic-instagram. The middle part ombre green hair was super big a minute ago, of course Abby's picked it up after it's basically died out. And cactus enthusiasm was very big pre-pandemic with the Target crowd, literally everything was shaped like a succulent or had a succulent printed on it somewhere. Cactuses are still pretty "in".
 
The darker green wig is actually a really good look on her. I like it. :lol:

As for Boss Hogg, assuming they're not together he'll do his usual party trick of disappearing until it seems like she's about to get her shit together and coming back to sabotage her life, because for someone who seems to love talking shit about her he simply cannot stay the fuck away from her. (And we all know she's too dumb or in love or both to tell him to fuck off.)
 
Noo Abby not another face tattoo! (:_(


This is definitely the most normal she’s looked. The hair on the first wig is kind of wild but you do you Abby.

I agree though, Abby is a really good cow. She’s done some bad shit, yeah, but she isn’t a dogfucker baby rapist murderer autogynophile so she’s a lot better than 90% of the cows we watch. She just goes wild with her style of the week and constantly falls in and out with Boss Hog. She’s great.

Anyone know what the Hog has been up to? It’s been awhile. Last time Abby was on Facebook, he’d finally said he would quit dating her, right? I gotta go look again. Still I wonder if he’s doing anything interesting. Probably not. He seems as boring as a bag of rocks. About as bright as them, too.
I think this one is a coverup of Katt? Which, honestly, a cactus is fairly cute. Abby's never going to be able to get a professional job anyway. And it's a huge improvement.
 
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